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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was surprised by how much I liked this one. It’s not a perfect film but it’s really solid and the story was fun.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve been away from my dog for less than 12 hours but I miss him
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My sleep has been so much better recently since starting meds (even on nights I don’t take it) but after getting in late from a long drive, and being woken up by a loud train 3x as I was juuust about to fall asleep…. Oof I’m dreading my drowsiness tomorrow.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyone know why so many roads in central Indiana were closed tonight? Signed, someone who really wanted a nice bathroom and settled for one that smelled like sulfur.
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Protect Democracy @protectdemocracy.org · 08/10/2026
The Trump administration and its allies are counting on you feeling afraid and alone. But reality is: our movement has never been stronger or more organized. @annalovesvoting.bsky.social shares how we can all do our part to vote and be counted. Are you ready?
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brb crying because I met my deductible and insurance is now covering physical therapy that was costing hundreds every month
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Before deciding to elope, BoyB and I had a wedding venue booked for today. Last year on October 3 the weather was beautiful. Breezy and cool. We thought “oh good the weather will be perfect on our wedding day”. We attended an outdoor event today and it was BLAZING hot.
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Andrew Whitehead @andrew-whitehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ArE wE sUrE cHrIsTiAn NaTiOnaLiSm Is ReAl?????? Christian nationalism: A cultural framework that idealizes and advocates for the fusion of a particular expression of Christianity in US civic life & demands the gov't at all levels protect and preserve this fusion. kettering.org/five-element...
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hashbrown's cultures from his liver biopsy came back negative (great news) but we're still waiting for the histopath report. I'm just so worried and I hope they can find the problem (and that it has an easy solution!). He's only five, I need so many more years with him.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The movie theater is slammed and the girlies are wearing embroidered flared jeans what year is it!!!
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When white women have good hair going on, they are in an irrationally good mental place.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just want people to know this has *always* happened and goes unpunished more often than not. Flock has just changed *what* they are monitoring and they’re getting caught because it’s currently under public scrutiny.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What’s happening to Mitch McConnell is elder abuse and it should scare people on both sides of the aisle how easily they’ve gotten away with something like this in plain sight. Just another disgusting precedent on a long list set by this administration, I know, but it really is shocking to me.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hashb has a biopsy of his liver today. Idk who is more unwell. Me, bc my soul dog is inexplicably sick. Or Hashb, bc he couldn’t have breakfast. (He feels and is acting fine that’s part of what makes the liver stuff so difficult to diagnose)
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This angel is costing me a lot of money lately but tbh I’d probably sign my 401k over to him if he asked
Hashbrown, a yellow lab, sunbathing in his garden
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
yeah fine second brain why the hell not
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The amount of snot I’ve lost and hours I’ve slept this week doesn’t seem real
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Started feeling sick yesterday. Went to bed early hoping to sleep it off. Just woke up 15 hours later feeling WORSE.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Outlook retired the contact masking feature and now my Outlook is suggesting previously hidden addresses as the FIRST suggestion, over internal firm email addresses. Has anyone found a workaround to this?
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I ever commit a crime please hire Reddington for me thanks
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna make my future daughter watch Smallville so they can see the Lana / Lex relationship as a textbook example of grooming
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I started working in the legal field ten years ago (to the day, next Tuesday) and it's been fascinating to watch basic office technology slowly devolve and create more problems than it solves. ~but AI~
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They are demanding their product be inserted into the classroom as is- which says they are trying to get students hooked on their product rather than they’re actually trying to be useful in the classroom as an education tool.
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Benjamin Chambers @dachshuahuadad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe I'm so hostile to absolutely everything from the tech industry because when given the choice, they always make things worse
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reading LotR for the first time and I have a confession... I think Tom Bombadil is fun? I fully expected to drudge through several chapters of torture from what I've heard, but there are just three light-hearted chapters!!
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got home from quick Florida trip. Made dinner. Cleaned up. Went for a walk. Unpacked. Lots of stretches. Gonna read a bit and head to bed early. I know this is gonna feel great tomorrow. But I genuinely just wanted to crash when I walked through the door.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok as a follow up apparently there is evidence of one thyroid test (although it sounds like the most basic panel it’s better than nothing)
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I will say the fact that Lindsay Clancy wasn't given a single blood test during all these various prescriptions is kind of insane. AFAIK (I haven't looked into this for every med and it's been about 10 years since I looked at all) it doesn't violate standard of care. But a blood test is so easy!
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m sorry is that literally Lex Luthor??
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 25th 2026 (Easy), in 02:46 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My home town is in the lead again 👀
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
remember when adobe didn't crash all the time
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind of fucked that diagnosing and treating most health problems requires actively aggravating said problem
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s water lily weigh off challenge szn this is my Super Bowl
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What I wanna know is how labcorp is already behind schedule when they just opened!!
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the thing that gets me about articles like this is that they ever involve looking at someone who went no contact for whatever reason and explaining to them what they should do or should have done. family is just this abstract medicine that we're all supposed to take
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In season 5 of Smallville and the music has REALLY fallen off
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sun has finally been peeking out god bless
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Breakfast beans breakfast beans breakfast beans
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m ready for another Herbie movie get on it
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eating nachos from a baseball helmet as the good lord intended
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi I am my big intestine that swallowed my small intestine
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tell me this isn't the vibe
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me: I’m gonna put my phone in the other room while I work Clio: you really thought?? Pacer: we’d let you do that??
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Matthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I worry that most cynical among us, hopped up on 30 years of law and order rhetoric, will say "this is the system working: he didn't do anything wrong and now he's free." As if the terror and wide-scale publicity of an arrest and federal prosecution is not a horrible punishment in and of itself.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fun fact I recently learned - the sensational “journalism” was Levin’s *third* career. He was previously a lawyer (and professor) then an investigative journalist THEN got into talk shows and eventually TMZ
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
For the past week+ I’ve been getting the worst sleep of my life. Waking up exhausted from overactive dreams / nightmares. I just want rest 😭
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