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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was surprised by how much I liked this one. It’s not a perfect film but it’s really solid and the story was fun.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve been away from my dog for less than 12 hours but I miss him
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Third times a charm maybe
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh good god ok I never said it was like the 80’s!
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I see people vaping at restaurants and movie theaters - with an exception of nicer restaurants but I’ve also noticed some people are just a bit more discrete there, or they immediately vape when they leave. Could just be a regional different but nicotine addiction is alive and well in the US South.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thats not even considering zins. I’m not saying it’s exactly the same rate as the 80’s. Only that it’s prevalent enough to be dosing plenty of undiagnosed ADHD people. And likely more prevalent than data is currently capturing.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People just…. Vape in those places? That’s kind of the point I’m making, it’s more discrete so the people who do vape are able to vape pretty much nonstop. I saw someone full bellied crying and hitting her vape between sobs at a stop light literally yesterday lol.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d be interested in how much of that relies on self reported data/how long it will take the data to catch up with behavior. I don’t vape, but most of the people I know do and they all claim they vape a hellll of a lot less than reality. It’s less noticeable and trackable. But you may be right!
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brother everyone is vaping if anything nicotine consumption is up
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There’s a bigger conversation here about how I always struggled with consistency and believed I was just sometimes a low functioning human only to learn I WAS JUST TIRED!!! Having a bit of an identity crisis over it all
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After 30 years on this earth I’ve finally tasted the sweetness of a good night’s rest and now I never want to be sleepy again!!!!
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My sleep has been so much better recently since starting meds (even on nights I don’t take it) but after getting in late from a long drive, and being woken up by a loud train 3x as I was juuust about to fall asleep…. Oof I’m dreading my drowsiness tomorrow.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyone know why so many roads in central Indiana were closed tonight? Signed, someone who really wanted a nice bathroom and settled for one that smelled like sulfur.
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Protect Democracy @protectdemocracy.org · 08/10/2026
The Trump administration and its allies are counting on you feeling afraid and alone. But reality is: our movement has never been stronger or more organized. @annalovesvoting.bsky.social shares how we can all do our part to vote and be counted. Are you ready?
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also worth mentioning you can’t remove them while you sleep. You really have to try to keep them in for 22 hours/day, so you’re only removing them for meals! That may move the dial if they have sensory issues.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also depending on what they’re tying to fix there are limitations with Invisalign! Their dentist should be able to tell you if Invisalign would be enough or if braces would be needed.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will say Invisalign is a lot of work so it would take a pretty responsible kid (not sure of yours age) to keep up with it. Braces kind of force them to keep up with it, but I’ve heard they’re more painful.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finished Invisalign this year and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done 
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brb crying because I met my deductible and insurance is now covering physical therapy that was costing hundreds every month
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So. You’re welcome to everyone who was going to be our wedding guest 😅
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Before deciding to elope, BoyB and I had a wedding venue booked for today. Last year on October 3 the weather was beautiful. Breezy and cool. We thought “oh good the weather will be perfect on our wedding day”. We attended an outdoor event today and it was BLAZING hot.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Copper storage disease… that’s why I was expecting 😭😭
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a friend who moved to Mexico this year (he had dual citizenship). Moving weekend, he got a deep cut that needed stitches in the ER. He paid under $100.
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Andrew Whitehead @andrew-whitehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ArE wE sUrE cHrIsTiAn NaTiOnaLiSm Is ReAl?????? Christian nationalism: A cultural framework that idealizes and advocates for the fusion of a particular expression of Christianity in US civic life & demands the gov't at all levels protect and preserve this fusion. kettering.org/five-element...
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hashbrown's cultures from his liver biopsy came back negative (great news) but we're still waiting for the histopath report. I'm just so worried and I hope they can find the problem (and that it has an easy solution!). He's only five, I need so many more years with him.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel weird putting these two in the same comment because one was a masterpiece (Mindhunter) and one probably deserved to be cancelled but I loved it (V)
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These all came out this year and almost all of them are under 2 hours!
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
era drama loosely based on real events - solid movie and I learned something new. I LOVED The Rivals of Amziah King and sobbed during it, but the editing style will not be everyone's cup of tea. The Invite is an uncomfortable comedy and in my top 5 movies this year. Hokum is a fun Adam Scott horror.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die felt topical and was severely underrated. Mother Mary was an abstract, artsy thriller that got terrible ratings from people who don't understand metaphors, but the acting and costuming was great. The new Resident Evil is good. By Any Means is a Mississippi civil rights
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truly the dream. I don’t know what happened to my iPod shuffle (peak imo) or my iPod touch. But I’d kill for the shuffle again. Just clip it to your shirt and go for a stroll??? So simple. Tech was moving so fast by the time I graduated high school that you didn’t hold onto things the same way.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I *have* started over w/ building my physical library of DVDs and my husband came into the relationship with a pretty respectable record collection that is ever growing. But I don’t know that I have it in me to rebuild a digital library when I’ve essentially done that through streaming playlists.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly most people I know up to age 50 stream. 50+ is more of a mixed bag. As a younger millennial, I fear we weren’t smart enough to preserve our media. Old laptops, cameras, etc were lost to time. Maybe just speaking for myself. I’d have to start over building my own digital library.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sucks because I thought the premise could’ve had potential but god the writing and acting just felt like a school project
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I literally fell asleep in the movie theaters I did not enjoy
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The movie theater is slammed and the girlies are wearing embroidered flared jeans what year is it!!!
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When white women have good hair going on, they are in an irrationally good mental place.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not delusional at all, that’s how cups are won. I think canes have a solid shot this year regardless though (as a Tampa fan)
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you know a lawyer who has sued the police, you (likely) know a lawyer who has stumbled on this
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just want people to know this has *always* happened and goes unpunished more often than not. Flock has just changed *what* they are monitoring and they’re getting caught because it’s currently under public scrutiny.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What’s happening to Mitch McConnell is elder abuse and it should scare people on both sides of the aisle how easily they’ve gotten away with something like this in plain sight. Just another disgusting precedent on a long list set by this administration, I know, but it really is shocking to me.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d pay it!!!
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah it’s a constant balance! I was almost fully off caffeine (I’d have it when I wanted it but wouldn’t get a headache if I skipped) then went on vacation and it didn’t take long to need it again lol
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s great! I’m already prone to sleep issues so anything aggravating it was a nonstarter for me. Now I am trying to work through the sleep issues 😭
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I spent years on the IR but it eventually stopped working, so I tried everything else before we landed on adderall XR. I’ll usually have 1 cup of coffee, matcha, or tea about 2.5 hours into the day. If I don’t feel like I need it I just have a lunch soda to curb caffeine headaches.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because of my thyroid med! I’m also not supposed to eat for an hour but uhh that rarely happens tbh ya girl wakes up hungry 🫣 after a few meds I’ve landed on 15mg of adderall XR.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This was my problem with concerta. It took too long to kick in and lasted too long so if I woke up late at all I couldn’t take it without it also impacting my sleep. But I also have to wait an hour after waking to take adhd meds so that complicated it.
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hashb has a biopsy of his liver today. Idk who is more unwell. Me, bc my soul dog is inexplicably sick. Or Hashb, bc he couldn’t have breakfast. (He feels and is acting fine that’s part of what makes the liver stuff so difficult to diagnose)
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This angel is costing me a lot of money lately but tbh I’d probably sign my 401k over to him if he asked
Hashbrown, a yellow lab, sunbathing in his garden
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Mean Paralegal™️ @bee76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Literally just sent a similar text to friends
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