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@spacelawyer.bsky.social
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My legal practice is out of this world. Michigan Wolverine x2 (and 1 of whatever McGill is). MilSky. Veteran of GWOT-ish era, 2 different Wars on Drugs, and the Ever Righteous Eternal War on Ohio State. My views do not reflect those of my employer.

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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 16h
I have doubts that Sir Purr is actually a knight. An investigative reporter should look into this.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dog has been stressed due to a contractor doing work all week, necessitating her being penned up. This morning, I offered her a walk when we got up, which is our usual weekend routine. In a first, she rejected it, demanded to return to bed, and is now lying sideways so she can touch my wife and me
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At no point did she demand folks know whatever pop culture stuff they didn't or treat it as a moral failing. She was just explaining it factually that not knowing major pop culture stuff does place you within a bubble, and the usual gang of illiterate morons took offense
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RenFair tomorrow. Nothing wrong with me a turkey leg, a mug of mead, and comely wenches can't fix Wait, I'm being told by my wife the comely wenches will not be fixing me, at least not if I don't want to have a lot more things that need fixing
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dog
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna ignore the travesty that is our football team and enjoy a lovely fall evening on the porch, reading a book drinking a tea, listening to Fleetwood Mac. Just know spiritually I am chomping at the bit to be drinking whiskey, listening to metal, and yelling at people online about football
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sad 3rd down call for Michigan. Let Bryce throw for the win!
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kirk Gonna Kirk
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bryce has been dealing. Now sweep the leg and finish this shit!
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are getting the full Iowa Experience (tm) today
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
Miami and UConn. This is called a UConn fumble, Miami recovery. But then the Miami player hands the ball to the UConn player. UConn ball.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MARSH! what body control.*
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have a punt-a-thon in Ann Arbor
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wife asks, is it wrong to wear a Normandy shirt to an Okroberfest?
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I haven't interviewed in forever, but i can't imagine caring that much one way or another about this.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Phew. I thought they were coming for the Tasting History guy. I was like, what'd he do?
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spider with fangs and a gaping mouth on its butt and a web that is either avant garde or incompetent
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally finished hacking my old SNES Mini so now I can play Chrono Trigger on the TV (among other games)
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Michigan with quite the turnaround
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
......what.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How bad is Oklahoma that they lost to this Michigan team?
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Too much junk in his trunk
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In OPSEC/counterintelligence briefings, they will often semi-jokingly tell us, "you're not good-looking, rich, or interesting enough to have someone who looks like that to be interested in you." That, but no humor and a per se agency rule that dating a woman is an OPSEC violation for that reason
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since the initial post was removed, guesses as to what this about? Wrong answers only
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hardest I've had to work for a free beer
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time for the USAF Half Marathon. Got here when the gates opened at 4am, then took a nice long nap in my car. Only snag is I tweaked my MCL a couple weeks ago, so this was a gametime decision to run. Think it'll be OK, but going to take it easy. Goal is to finish, not worried about time
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy birthday USAF! My commander mandated we all learn an Air Force fact, so here's mine: The C5 cargo area is longer than the Wright Brothers' first flight.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will not argue LOAC with the ignorant on my lunchbreak I will not argue LOAC with the ignorant on my lunchbreak I will not argue LOAC with the ignorant on my lunchbreak
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That's German for "the Sphinx, the"
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not going to get into this much (for reasons), but we've had an Orbital Warfare Delta since 2020. And we've had doctrinal (albeit aspirational) concepts in this area for years, so at a minimum, this shouldn't surprise many people.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do VPNs still work for YTTV re: NFL games? It's not worth it to buy Sunday Ticket for the handful of games I won't otherwise get (Lions), but I can see doing the VPN thing. But I've read they're pretty aggressive in going after that, and I'm lazy so I don't want to set one up if it won't work
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Representing
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chokeyes,
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have we considered that WMU is just really good, unlike Oklahoma? The SEC is fine and all, but it's no MAC.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For Halloween, my nephew (~5) has decided we should all be animals (last year, it was dinosaurs, which are also animals but I digress). He has suggested I be a hippo, for some reason.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am going to take a lot of shit at the AF Ball on Saturday night
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is Labor Day Sunday, which means it is once again time for our annual Bocce Ball tournament.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lol
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Prepping for the annual family bocce ball tournament tomorrow. My mom is moving in with my sister, so this is the last year of being hosted at my mom's. I will not miss picking up deer poop for an hour to make sure the yard is ready
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They actually beheaded Ralphie after defeating CU in 1980 and now use his severed head as their own. The ultimate power move.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sparty....nooooo!!
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Michigan Central Station is looking good.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Filed my moving damage claim with the Claims Service Center a smooth 24 hours before the 2 year deadline expired. Did I need to wait a year after the moving company unreasonably rejected many of my claims? In my defense, the two filing systems don't talk, so you have to reenter everything
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I always initially read UKMTO as "Utumno" and think, "oh great, somehow, Morgoth returned." Which maybe is closer to the mark spiritually now that I think about it.
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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am running right up to the 2 year limit to file my moving damage claim (after the moving company paid out some but rejected a lot). I've got about a week, which I really should not have waited on because technical issues/whatever. But, here we are. Will I get it in? Who can say?
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