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Tooting Beck

@beckysbelly.bsky.social
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Criminal barrister, gymnastics fan, weirdo

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Joanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Be under no illusion: this is a significant victory for everyone who stuck their neck out and defended jury trials, day after day, clause by clause. But it is not a comprehensive victory. Magistrates should not be allowed to send people to prison for two years.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sweetie. Man buns have their uses. I always say it’s not a man bun, it’s a joystick…
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cake That
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Instead of removing trial by jury, fix shit like this.
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How the other half live…
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.
A summation of the situation where people are directed to focus their ire at fraudulent benefit claimants rather than at the rich who are the cause of all poverty.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It. Is. INFURIATING. Especially waterproof mascara, because you have to go through the rigmarole of trying them out and having them fall down your face before you finally find one that doesn’t. And then they discontinue that and you have to do it all again.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tell me why…?
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hang it in the Louvre.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sublime.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hello darkness, my old friend...
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Kit Yates @kityates.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
One in five children infected in the recent London measles outbreak were reportedly hospitalised. Don’t believe the anti-vaxxers when they say “it’s a mild disease” or “it’s better to get immunity naturally”. It isn’t.
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 29/01/2026
The consequence of this is that local municipal authorities have ended up having to process one of the biggest consultations they've ever had to deal with, over a fucking outdoor swimming pool, at great expense, to find out that the majority of people do not support transphobia.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Feel like this early entry to #duvetknowitschristmas will be hard to beat. Though I do hope the Bedside Table of Chastity makes an appearance again. Do follow along and donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social if you can.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Also, Julian has been a joy. An amazing partner and teacher to Bal and a properly lovely chap.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Did they ChatGPT an asylum refusal?
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
And in other news, the Pope appears to be Catholic. What gave it away? The collapsing ceiling in one of the courtrooms, narrowly missing an usher? The cells that flood every now and then, closing the court to custodies? The persistent vermin problem?
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
My experience is the opposite - it’s men after relationships end (some very short). I’ve found the fixation on a vague acquaintance to be more unusual.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Had to buy emergency Skechers last year due to sudden plantar fasciitis. They are now my favourites.
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Louise Foster @louisefoster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Posting this in memory of the brilliant Janey Godley who would be out there now protesting, if only she could.
A photograph of the late Janey Godley holding a placard saying ‘Trump Is a Cunt’ whilst a police officer looks on.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Good Girls Revolt.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Curiosity Killed the Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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Ben Knight @benjamin-knight.com · 18/08/2025
The Modern Slavery Act was a Theresa May (broken clock moment) creation. It contains all the tools and obligations to tackle MS at the root. It relies on treating victims as victims. This is the problem, though. That is seen as a dodge by police etc so they get low hanging fruit, not bosses.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Which court Nick?
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Once upon a time there was a prohibition. Some claimed it was justified by things we could not be told, others insisted it was right in principle. But many said it was one of the most illiberal and misconceived prohibitions they had ever seen. And in practice the prohibition was very daft indeed.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Asylum Seekers can't claim benefits, the money for their accommodation goes straight to the rich Conservative Hotel owners, they can't get Council Houses, and they WANT to work. Good day.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts. The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative. Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Kudos for “senile satsuma” 👏🏼
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/07/2025
The result of the votes of my fellow criminal barristers on #Leveson solidifies my firmly held belief that my colleagues prize real justice and fairness over themselves, over their careers and over budgets and money and makes me really proud to stand shoulder to shoulder with these wonderful people.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Was it Ryan Giggs?
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
In a word, no.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Fexofenadine is your friend. Trust me.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Dear USA Deploying troops against civilians will not go well. Yours Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Can’t believe I agree with JRM on anything, yet here he is. The perfect example of a stopped clock.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I have experienced this already over the last fortnight. It made no difference to me or to the way the trial proceeded. It does make a difference to those who cannot stand, who then get singled out for failing to do so. Acknowledging that disabled or frail people exist harms nobody.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Preeeeetty sure I had this poster on my wall.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Slight tangent, but I also find it interesting that the single women in our folklore and fairy tales (even the widowed ones) are so often evil, witches and/or crones. As if single women are just *bad*.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Exactly. The women who spun yarn earned money for it, which meant that they did not have to marry to survive.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
42 holes in Connect 4?
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If you’re in London, Mother Mash is great: www.mothermash.co.uk
mothermash.co.uk
Mother Mash
Freshly-made mash potatoes with a choice of organic sausages, gourmet pies, and tasty gravies. Just off Carnaby Street, Soho, and Covent Garden.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Henry Cavill, the most handsome man in existence, with a beard and moustache, still looking handsome.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I would add Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson to that list.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I still say it, but have always been deeply uncool. It's usually, "Lemme 'ave a squiz."
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Catherine 🕊️🇪🇺💚 @demcath.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Happy Bridge of Spies day everyone! On 10 February 1962, Rudolf Abel and Francis Gary Powers crossed the Glienicke Bridge in Berlin in a key Cold War spy swap. Honourable mention to Frederick Pryor, a student released at Checkpoint Charlie at the same time.
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Thought you meant this Elmo for a second, and wondered what a cute muppet had done to deserve such punishment 🤣
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elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
Alt: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
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Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
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Joanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Anyone who has spent more than 12 seconds with a convicted criminal hellbent on verbally or violently disrupting a hearing knows what a spectacularly bad idea this is. www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/c...
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Notorious criminals will be 'forced' into dock for sentencing
Shabana Mahmood has promised a new law will be published by the summer
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