Reposted by Tooting BeckJoanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Be under no illusion: this is a significant victory for everyone who stuck their neck out and defended jury trials, day after day, clause by clause. But it is not a comprehensive victory. Magistrates should not be allowed to send people to prison for two years. 16589158
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sweetie. Man buns have their uses. I always say it’s not a man bun, it’s a joystick… 120
Reposted by Tooting BeckThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Instead of removing trial by jury, fix shit like this. 17488118
Reposted by Tooting BeckStefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party 8093623393
Reposted by Tooting BeckFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better. 3144241616
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026It. Is. INFURIATING. Especially waterproof mascara, because you have to go through the rigmarole of trying them out and having them fall down your face before you finally find one that doesn’t. And then they discontinue that and you have to do it all again. 120
Reposted by Tooting BeckKit Yates @kityates.bsky.social · 16/02/2026One in five children infected in the recent London measles outbreak were reportedly hospitalised. Don’t believe the anti-vaxxers when they say “it’s a mild disease” or “it’s better to get immunity naturally”. It isn’t. 18494220
Reposted by Tooting BeckMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 29/01/2026The consequence of this is that local municipal authorities have ended up having to process one of the biggest consultations they've ever had to deal with, over a fucking outdoor swimming pool, at great expense, to find out that the majority of people do not support transphobia. 27811
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Feel like this early entry to #duvetknowitschristmas will be hard to beat. Though I do hope the Bedside Table of Chastity makes an appearance again. Do follow along and donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social if you can. 090
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Also, Julian has been a joy. An amazing partner and teacher to Bal and a properly lovely chap. 100
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 27/11/2025And in other news, the Pope appears to be Catholic. What gave it away? The collapsing ceiling in one of the courtrooms, narrowly missing an usher? The cells that flood every now and then, closing the court to custodies? The persistent vermin problem? 000
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 25/10/2025My experience is the opposite - it’s men after relationships end (some very short). I’ve found the fixation on a vague acquaintance to be more unusual. 000
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Had to buy emergency Skechers last year due to sudden plantar fasciitis. They are now my favourites. 110
Reposted by Tooting BeckLouise Foster @louisefoster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Posting this in memory of the brilliant Janey Godley who would be out there now protesting, if only she could. 36821
Reposted by Tooting BeckBen Knight @benjamin-knight.com · 18/08/2025The Modern Slavery Act was a Theresa May (broken clock moment) creation. It contains all the tools and obligations to tackle MS at the root. It relies on treating victims as victims. This is the problem, though. That is seen as a dodge by police etc so they get low hanging fruit, not bosses. 111
Reposted by Tooting BeckThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Once upon a time there was a prohibition. Some claimed it was justified by things we could not be told, others insisted it was right in principle. But many said it was one of the most illiberal and misconceived prohibitions they had ever seen. And in practice the prohibition was very daft indeed. 038571
Reposted by Tooting BeckBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Asylum Seekers can't claim benefits, the money for their accommodation goes straight to the rich Conservative Hotel owners, they can't get Council Houses, and they WANT to work. Good day. 5348108
Reposted by Tooting BeckThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts. The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative. Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there. 9465402469
Reposted by Tooting BeckCrime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/07/2025The result of the votes of my fellow criminal barristers on #Leveson solidifies my firmly held belief that my colleagues prize real justice and fairness over themselves, over their careers and over budgets and money and makes me really proud to stand shoulder to shoulder with these wonderful people. 212513
Reposted by Tooting BeckThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Dear USA Deploying troops against civilians will not go well. Yours Great Britain and Northern Ireland 1236325507
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Can’t believe I agree with JRM on anything, yet here he is. The perfect example of a stopped clock. 050
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I have experienced this already over the last fortnight. It made no difference to me or to the way the trial proceeded. It does make a difference to those who cannot stand, who then get singled out for failing to do so. Acknowledging that disabled or frail people exist harms nobody. 040
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Slight tangent, but I also find it interesting that the single women in our folklore and fairy tales (even the widowed ones) are so often evil, witches and/or crones. As if single women are just *bad*. 250
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Exactly. The women who spun yarn earned money for it, which meant that they did not have to marry to survive. 080
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 17/04/2025If you’re in London, Mother Mash is great: www.mothermash.co.ukmothermash.co.ukMother MashFreshly-made mash potatoes with a choice of organic sausages, gourmet pies, and tasty gravies. Just off Carnaby Street, Soho, and Covent Garden. 100
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I would add Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson to that list. 020
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I still say it, but have always been deeply uncool. It's usually, "Lemme 'ave a squiz." 010
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Happy Bridge of Spies day everyone! On 10 February 1962, Rudolf Abel and Francis Gary Powers crossed the Glienicke Bridge in Berlin in a key Cold War spy swap. Honourable mention to Frederick Pryor, a student released at Checkpoint Charlie at the same time. 020
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Thought you meant this Elmo for a second, and wondered what a cute muppet had done to deserve such punishment 🤣media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his handAlt: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand 120
Tooting Beck @beckysbelly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live. 010
Reposted by Tooting BeckJoanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Anyone who has spent more than 12 seconds with a convicted criminal hellbent on verbally or violently disrupting a hearing knows what a spectacularly bad idea this is. www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/c...standard.co.ukNotorious criminals will be 'forced' into dock for sentencingShabana Mahmood has promised a new law will be published by the summer 1533574