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BetchaBecca

@beccabetcha.bsky.social
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just found out that Claim To Fame has been canceled and I might be the only person in the world who cares.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: Let kids be kids Also me when kids are doing kids shit: These kids are fucking annoying.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As someone who has been a Macklemore defender for over 10 years, it really feels great to finally get some justice.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just found out my rest fen clothing that I've been collecting since I was got tossed after my basement flooded. Which is great because I have plans to be at the ren fest in less than 12 hours.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No they won't
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Okay it was private security that maced everyone, but I stand by what I said.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Can you believe MPD cleared the way so Jake Lang could drive his truck into the crowd, on the sidewalk, while holding a sign with hate speech, then proceeded to mace protesters?" Yes.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fun fact about me is that I thought that the "I believe that we can win" chant came from a Pitbull song.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Emotional state: Considering redownloading runescape
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Due to my low post engagement, I feel like this is a safe place to announce that I just accepted my first tour offer.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you're going to watch Spiderman, go buy tickets to an indie film and sneak in.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Got a job offer in bum fuck no where Wisconsin because I bussed my own cups at the bar.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My mother in law introduces me to strangers as her daughter which is sweet until those same strangers see me and my partner being affectionate towards each other
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Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Connor McGregor right now (RIP mike f)
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to dol
8:13 PM - 19 Jun 2014
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is why you get boo'd
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My whole Instagram reels algorithm rn is about Slavic girls having boyfriends that don't understand Russian- which is oddly specific and accurate to my life.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The "sorry my Spanish slipped out" meme but it's me saying "Oy!" in an accent after watching cartoons dubbed in Russian
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I hope he had a great night!
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's a great day to be a hater.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England fans chanting "Chinga La Miga" at the England vs. Mexico watch party so people know they're cool.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nothing says Merica like cops blocking bridges with guns on the fourth of July
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just say you hate homeless people and want them to die
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Jene O'Ween @luckymud.myatproto.social · 02/07/2026
If you believe this guy, call the hotline and see how many shelter beds are available for men, women, and families this evening. You can do that and hear firsthand for yourself that Jacob is lying! 612-204-8200
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
People from Minneapolis cheering for Team USA after what the federal government has done to our city is really telling
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Aunt Fancy @auntiefancy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It was me and I'm available for hire for a mere $10!
Paper with sharpie writing that says:
Non-Ai flyers made cheap. Need a flyer for your next event? For only ~$10~ I will make you a sharpie flyer like this one. Neat!
(It might look kind of crappy but artists won't hate you & at least it's kinda unique & easy to read
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Setlist.fm but it's just the pre-show music
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Accepted a one week gig that paid less than I would normally take and ended up working 60+ hours during that time, and it was the worst experience of my professional career for so many reasons. I bartended a low sold Pride event and made the same amount of money in 4 hours.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Update: the guy has left but now there is someone on here with a big blue wizard hat
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A guy just got on my bus with a marionette on a leash that's holding a knife.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This one week gig that I thought would be mid is significantly worst than I imagined. Had to stay late outside my contract hours to explain how they can't make me work outside my contract hours.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 25/06/2026
Jonathan Ross is the man who shot and killed Renee Good.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is what happens when "vote blue no matter who"
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Must have gotten advice from Jacob Frey
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"MGK looks like someone that would be a fan of MGK." -Rese after clowning on a guy on the streets for being an MGK wannabe be, but then realizing it's actually him.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
One place I work for vets people who try to book events and isn't afraid to turn them down. Another place I work for throws birthday parties for people with well known history of sexual assault.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A google sheets calendar hates to see me coming.
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Mark Wasson @reportermark.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Funny.
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kd @katalogued.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Elect a new mayor, get a championship basketball team? Something to consider
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I have a theory that the giant pencil sharpening and the Mayday Parade are somehow opposites
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/05/2026
Officer Down!
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I recall that after Alex Pretti got murdered a woman at the vigil came up and gave me a sambusa and then comforted me when I sat down on the curb and cried. Food creates a connection between neighbors that's hard to explain. Also, I would take a bullet for the Sambusa Lady.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Spent more time trying to figure out how to spell "absolutely" than I did writing my response to a gig offer.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
First art a whirl I'm not working a show in years and I can't make it because I'm sick 😭
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daviss @daviss.org · 15/05/2026
putting everything else aside, for those that were at GFS the morning agape worked with the city to open the streets, I’m sure they haven’t forgotten some of the disgusting hateful things some of these guys said to people at the square that morning
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I hate when you apply to a job and all they do is add you to their newsletter.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You know you're working a corporate event when the delay in getting any instructions is people complaining about Gen Z.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Bro I would love a job where I can hit my rival and the worst that happens is that I'm done for the day but my pay doesn't get cut.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Your favorite celebrity that went to the met gala is a sell out
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The same people who have no issue destroying the environment for "jobs" (ex: boudry waters) are staying silent when it comes to ai taking jobs from their constituents.
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BetchaBecca @beccabetcha.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I support my local bartenders by tipping well and putting Closing Time on touchtunes at the end of the night.
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