Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026hmm. nope. sorry my door spider tells me that its ok and good for me actually. shes so pretty. i love her. 141
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Anytime I see a fawn i want to kiss her forehead and compliment her pretty little lashes 3181
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 14/07/2026you would think this shower is perfect. but in fact its not. lukewarm as hell and you cant adjust the water pressure 1151
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i like his big ol bowtie. if i had a bf that looks like this id chain his wrists to his ankles and keep him in dog crate 171
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026what did i even do wrong. *checks TOS* ok fine yeah. 260
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I've stopped getting new ones since cutting back on smoking, but this cast-iron Negbaur is my fav! 110
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 25/04/2026oh hey i've got 2 Regens myself! They're very very cool lighters ^_^ 120
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Most people's image of a sawhorse is a wide wooden one. I'm talking about one of these. Face-up, fold her arms and legs inside. Cant get to her ass, but her mouth is free for the taking 1181
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Can't remember if I've posted it, but check out the paddle I made from a piece of aluminum 3401
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The door gets its pound of flesh when you try to leave work early CW: small amounts of blood 0160
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 08/03/2026If this movie taught me anything it’s that I’m gonna win in the end. Also that substance abuse is good. 161
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 01/03/2026not even remotely close to a mirror, but we all start somewhere I suppose 180
Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Fuck a bootblack, now THAT’S a mirror shine. Seven hours to the dome this shit aint nothin to me, man 1270