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Timothy Pickerill 🌙

@beardvsevil.com
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Just a Coffee Elemental piloting a suit of spongy human meat. Writer of sword and sorcery fiction. Debut: The Lightless Moon and the Starfall Horror - out now. Ravenblade Press. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H4X4CBF3

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 25/09/2026
They should pull head from ass and set gaze upon quality spectacle.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 15/09/2026
You aren’t fooling me. They bought this from a Spirit Halloween.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 09/09/2026
This is how you get Ghost Rider 3.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 09/09/2026
Apoc-Ellipses: When everyone feels like they can't use the em dash anymore in writing.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 24/08/2026
Oh, no… he’s said too much
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 20/08/2026
Wasn't sure if I was going to share this here, but this is a thing that happened yesterday. And quite a few of you know me from there, so you know I'm not one of these trolls/troublemakers they tend to refer to. But after the last month of actions by this company, the feeling is MORE than mutual.
Hello,

This email is to let you know that your story has been removed from the Solstice Raven Battle, your account has been removed from the platform and all outstanding Battles (including Solstice Raven) will be refunded.

We will contact you via email if your story wins any cash prizes for the Solstice Owl Battle.

We do not wish to have you as a customer, now or in the future.

Sincerely,
WRITING BATTLE
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 20/08/2026
Oh also, if you are still in... let me know how this one does since I'm not allowed to follow it anymore lol. Not that I suspect it would be "allowed" to win anything even it did.
My story in the Solstice Owl is called "G'Gene" and it won second place in House with judges trophies and advances to the Final Showdown.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 20/08/2026
Some more detail here. I'm not telling you to stop doing this competition. I'm not even going to asks for likes or shares, because honestly, they'll probably ban you if you do. Stay safe, but also, there's better comps out there. www.reddit.com/r/WritingHub...
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 20/08/2026
Wasn't sure if I was going to share this here, but this is a thing that happened yesterday. And quite a few of you know me from there, so you know I'm not one of these trolls/troublemakers they tend to refer to. But after the last month of actions by this company, the feeling is MORE than mutual.
Hello,

This email is to let you know that your story has been removed from the Solstice Raven Battle, your account has been removed from the platform and all outstanding Battles (including Solstice Raven) will be refunded.

We will contact you via email if your story wins any cash prizes for the Solstice Owl Battle.

We do not wish to have you as a customer, now or in the future.

Sincerely,
WRITING BATTLE
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 18/08/2026
I was already almost completely off Amazon. But Authortube / Writertube / whatever, basically convinced me that I HAVE to be on KU for at least 90 days since I don't have a following. Felt gross to be exclusive there, but I did it. Been counting the weeks until I can go wide. 4 to go.
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Retro Blast 💫 @retroblastpod.com · 10/08/2026
“And I'm never without my Gameboy on the film set - I was furious when somebody stole it. You know how easy it is to get hooked on this stuff, and it's the perfect thing to have on a set, because they don't really pay you for acting - they pay you for waiting around” -Tim Curry, Gamer (1993)
Tim Curry on the set of "The Three Musketeers" (1993) in full costume and holding his Game Boy.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 10/08/2026
I was glad Dobby died even before I started wishing ill on his author on the daily. This "grave" should be public toilet after this.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 26/07/2026
Haley Stevens acts like Kathryn Hahn playing Haley Stevens.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 24/07/2026
Also it's now available for anyone interested to read somewhere much less fancy than the amazing Midnight Magazine. 😀 timpickerill.com/jerry-was-a-...
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Jerry Was a Bare-Knuckle Fighter
The gas lamps provided little light in the cold and damp back alley. No carriages at this hour. Jerry sat on the ground, leaning against the building. There were two reasons he winced as he took a dra...
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 24/07/2026
So uh, if anyone needs a web developer. Or if like 2,000 people want to buy my ebook every month. Let me know. 😆
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 24/07/2026
My story "Jerry Was a Bare-Knuckle Fighter" was a finalist in @midnightwriters.bsky.social 's Midnight Magazine. Which is very cool. I'm trying to not let getting laid off right after I found out ruin it for me lol.
Finalist! Midnight Macabre badge/sticker looking graphic. Ghost holding black cat. Word balloon says "yayyy!" I think the ghost is saying it, but it could be the cat.  Take your pick. Ghosts don't have vocal chords and cats don't have lips. Could go either way.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 24/07/2026
Easily one of the top 5 moments on Bluesky
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Watchers on the Couch Podcast @watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Criston Cole would rather die a free man than serve anyone ever again. We're just wanting him to die already. "Realm's greatest warrior." GTFOH. His resume of fights in this show says otherwise. New: HotD S3E5 "Unbowed and Unbent" REcap www.watchersonthecouch.com/house-of-the...
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House of the Dragon S3E5 Unbowed and Unbent Recap and Review
Tim and Mike break down House of the Dragon S3E5 "Unbowed and Unbent" - Criston Cole's death wish, Larys finally telling Aegon the truth, and the Gold Cloak massacre.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 19/07/2026
I finally got around to binging "Masters of the Universe: Revolution" tonight, and it's a crime if there's not going to be anymore of that show.
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Watchers on the Couch Podcast @watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just saw THE ODYSSEY! I'm not sure why they gave Odysseus that weird mustache. Or why his helmet has eyes and keeps floating off his head. Still it's nice when he gets back to the castle after he stops that dragon from marrying his wife. The thing with the rabbits was fucking weird though.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast theonion.com/hunt-for-gollum-direct…
‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 17/07/2026
That's a real toss up between "Spawn" and "The Blair Witch Project."
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 17/07/2026
I understand and respect this comment.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 16/07/2026
It's Thursday, we're late to the party as usual because we have jobs and don't get screeners. But that doesn't mean we're not still making dick jokes in Westeros. Also I had to rant about how the show pronounces "Daeron."
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 16/07/2026
I can't wait to get my hands on this! ⚔️
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 16/07/2026
It's Thursday, we're late to the party as usual because we have jobs and don't get screeners. But that doesn't mean we're not still making dick jokes in Westeros. Also I had to rant about how the show pronounces "Daeron."
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 16/07/2026
Dude's becoming Gollum in real time.
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Smeagol: Nobody Likes You!
Alt: Smeagol: Nobody Likes You!
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14/07/2026
THE WALL

THE LAST BIG HIT FOR BOTH
PINK FLOYD AND DALE
EARNHARDT
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 13/07/2026
Lindsay Graham was 71, just in case you want an anecdotal comparison about what happens if you are a piece of shit.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great job 👏
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Watchers on the Couch Podcast @watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You don't think much about it at the time... and then you start talking about characters in this show for about 45 minutes and your tongue is like "what the fuck?" This week's episode: www.watchersonthecouch.com/you-done-mes... #houseofthedragon #hotd
Quote card: "Even the common names get confusing. Alys and Alicent? Come on, George - get a big book of baby names and be done with it." - Tim from Watchers on the Couch House of the Dragon Episode 303 "You done messed up, 'Daeron.'"
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 10/07/2026
I was actually in the closed beta for this!
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 09/07/2026
I don't plug the podcast much. it is very seasonal, so we disappear for long stretches at a time. I left all the Musk/Zuck socials a while back for "moral" reasons. It kind of tanked our listener count. So a reminder my friends that the show still exists & we are still making dumb oral sex jokes.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 09/07/2026
I don't plug the podcast much. it is very seasonal, so we disappear for long stretches at a time. I left all the Musk/Zuck socials a while back for "moral" reasons. It kind of tanked our listener count. So a reminder my friends that the show still exists & we are still making dumb oral sex jokes.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 03/07/2026
You all have no idea how hard it is for me to write "whimsical." But I did it! 😅 ...unless of course, it truly lacks whimsy. @whimsyfiction.bsky.social
I followed my whim! Submitted July 2026 whimsyfiction.com
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 03/07/2026
Grant me this one request... grant me a Zine! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!
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Watchers on the Couch Podcast @watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
New episode! We're back and covering House of the Dragon S3E1 & E2, the two episodes that should've been last season's finale. Battle of the Gullet, kissing your mother with that mouth, and Rhaenyra taking the throne. It's a little late... but so is the season. player.captivate.fm/episode/0df5...
Episode Cover Title for Watchers on the Couch podcast: House of the Dragon S3E1-S3E2 "Vermax Gets Artax'd"
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 02/07/2026
Why do Switch cases even come in instruction book size for something the size of an SD card with nothing else in it!?
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Whimsy @whimsyfiction.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The wait for Whimsy is almost over - and we’re delighted to announce that the wonderful folks at @scrivenerapp.bsky.social have decided to follow their whim and support our very first contest! If you’re not in yet but want to be, you’ve got until 30th June to join us. 🦙🪶 See you on the 1st!
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 14/06/2026
Thank you so much, Mary!
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 14/06/2026
Well deserved. I absolutely loved this story!
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 12/06/2026
Wild to say this now, but as of 4:20AM I became an "author" or something? I don't know how to market but "Lightless Moon and the Starfall Horror" is a quick read Sword and Sorcery adventure. And it's on Kindle! And I hope you like it if you like that sort of thing! www.amazon.com/dp/B0H4X4CBF3
Book cover for "The Lightless Moon and the Starfall Horror: A Sword and Sorcery Tale" by Timothy Pickerill
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 04/06/2026
I think "The House that Jack Built" is a really underrated song, actually. Doesn't get enough love.
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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 28/05/2026
I can't believe this is how I found out Harambe was in the Epstein files.
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