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Dave Rudden's off to Fantasycon! @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh no. Imagine going the club from Blade but it's mayonnaise that comes out of the sprinklers instead of blood and you have to play it cool so the mayonnaise vampires don't turn on you after realising you don't belong

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If they're not referred to be diagnosed, how do we know if they would benefit from treatment?

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Do you think Uncle Bulgaria liked being called that, or do you think he ever said 'Please, stop. I'm a refugee from the Zhivkov premiership and my name is Boyan'

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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ffs why can I not have the attention of one specific person whenever I want? Quite frustrating. Difficult being me tbh

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This has long been a source of annoyance for me. Why do we stop using the word oblong when we get to secondary school?

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I really want to play that game but am absolutely unwilling to pay the very silly full price

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He gave up on that really quickly didn't he?

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Liz Harvey @lizharvey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Oh ive had blind spots, i thought the mountain goats guy was just a poster on twitter i didnt realize he made lesbian music but for guys who wore a blazer to a punk basement show.

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I am alive, my kidneys have not imploded, and I am (possibly ill-advisedly) back at fucking Green Man

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The Dutch for gums literally means "tooth meat" As ever, do with this information what you will

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hopefully be free soon. IF it resolves. Then some sleep. Then back to green man, but probably going easy on the beers! Anyway, fuck my life i guess

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

So I drove back down to cardiff, and have been waiting in a&e for 5 hours. Been prodded by a couple nurses, waiting for scan and urologist

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Decide to tough it out coz I'm such a big strong man. Get the tent sorted, friends go to bed, went for a walk around the site at about midnight to catch some vibes, but about 1.30am it became very apparent that this is not backache - it's a kidney stone

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Well... 8 hours late heading to green man coz ofna dumbass scheduling mess up with work. Had a bit of a back ache for a few days, worse yesterday, which i just put down to being tense and stressed at work all day. Then on way to GM it keeps getting worse

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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Might pitch "The Great Height Myth" to Channel 4. Oh hang on. Question mark. "The Great Height Myth?" Are some people really taller than others? Have so called 'tall people' measured themselves? I can get a ball into a basket, does that mean I'm tall?

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Is that... the some of thing somebody is likely to do?

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Actually, in my BEST life, probably Florence Pugh would be here. But apart from that, it's pretty damp good

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This was one of my favorites as a kid.

Far Side cartoon. A fish is upside down, rising tail first to the surface, its feet in white cubes. The caption explains: Embedded in Styrofoam "shoes," Carl is sent to "sleep with the humans."

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I would like it to be known that I just made the best scrambled eggs ever

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Almost certainly but I guess there's a large extent to which if you have the money, you buy stuff like that just coz you can

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Seriously tho. What is wrong with the world?

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Absolutely horrible news that Glen Hansard has died. Far too young. Absolutely wonderful songwriter and by all accounts a really good guy. Once is among my all time favourite films. Anyone who hasn't seen it i highly recommend you go correct that.

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm glad we dont have to wait a full year for a home video release like back in the day, but it makes me sad that they dont even give films a chance any more. Why go to cinema if you can watch at home in a month? Its madness

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Not making enough money in cinemas, so keep things in cinemas for a shorter run to get it to streaming, which means cinemas take less money, so they have to get to streaming quicker, which means... Self perpetuating cycle of bullshit

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Transphobes, homophobes and racists are nowhere near as scared as they should be these days. We need to do something about this

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Would he keep the costume on when he attends parliament? Can you imagine it at PMQs?

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Losing to Count Binface would be the most humiliating, career ending, hilarious thing that could possibly happen It couldn't happen... could it? Could it?

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Loving these random power cuts in Roath this evening

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Well that looks very much like a Robert Eggers film

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Beardsandennui @beardsandennui.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Not having fun in work at the mo. Anyone fancy starting a commune in the woods?

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