Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 20hThere's a surprise visitor under the stairs too! 110
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 06/10/202610p cult fighting the good fight 💀🤘🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🤘💀 082
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Cozy in the Apocalypse" is out now! I wrote a story about grocery shopping during the apocalypse for @angrygablepress.bsky.social Hope you dig the anthology! www.amazon.com/dp/B0HKF96XB...amazon.comCozy in the ApocalypseAmazon.com: Cozy in the Apocalypse eBook : Lee, Chun Hyon, Borwein, Naomi Simone, Goder, Beth, Grech, Amy, McNish, Cliff, Anderson, Colleen, Kemske, Abigail, Davitt, Deborah, Pichette, Marisca, Satkunananthan, Anita: Kindle Store 1126
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Of course! I'm sure Clash's site has it. I just know bookshop(dot)org tends to reach a lot of folks too! 020
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of my favorite people on the planet has a book coming out in about two weeks. Tatratea by @alexwoodroe.com is a hallucinatory & cerebral exploration on isolation, & y'all shouldn't sleep on it. Romanian eco-horror. The good shit. 10/20/26 @clashbooks.bsky.social bookshop.org/beta-search?...bookshop.org 1116
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"One of my favorite books of the year" is one of those quotes that feeds me. Thanks, dude! @greasygoat.bsky.social Looking forward to hanging at Void4 💀💜🤘 041
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Getting some quality MtG time in with a buddy. Just playing some standard Jumpstart decks. Been a minute since I've played standard. 040
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I highly recommend it. Added some reading time in there. Just a little extra spice for an already good day. 010
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Got a little writing done and then checked out a zine fair. Thinking it's about nap time. Have I unlocked the secret to a good Sunday? 130
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Came here to say The Coffee Table as well. 010
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Once we could drive, we'd close out the Village Inn after consuming our weight in coffee and pancakes. Hit the Hastings and blow our money on CDs...and yet we'd still find time to throw walnuts or AOL discs at houses 💀 000
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's homecoming at work (school) and I've had students ask if I went to homecoming and I'm not sure how to tell them that instead of going to dances, my buddies and I would make disgusting amounts of nuggets, play the STUNT track on RUSH 2 for hours and then throw walnuts at houses at 3am. 150
Reposted by Michael BettendorfMichael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026While you wait for season two of #Cyberpunk #Edgerunners, maybe fill that neural static with a copy of MIDWESTERN CHROME. @tenebrouspress.bsky.social. 💀Mysterious android heads in bags 🦾Tech-enhanced hit men + augment addicted prizefighters 💜Dreamers. Lovers. Sociopathic big tech 0106
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My stories often steep for months or years before I write them. I had a name written on a Post-It for over two years. Eventually, it became apparent who it belonged to. Enter Harlan Brandt, the protagonist of Our Bird Trills Mechanical. Find it in Midwestern Chrome @tenebrouspress.bsky.social 🦾💀🚬 040
Reposted by Michael BettendorfMichael Boulerice @michaelboulerice.com · 19/09/2026Baby's First Local Horror Event: I've been invited to sign copies of INHALATION and FEEDING THE WHEEL over at Throwback Brewery in North Hampton, NH on October 8th at 6:00 pm. Tickets are free. Come buy some books and drink eleven pints with me. Party www.eventbrite.com/e/masters-of... 083
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Didn't know it existed during Void1, went to Void2, missed last year, but I'm gonna be there this year for Void4. Something about even numbered years, I guess... Been working on a DIY project to debut at @voidcon.bsky.social this year as well! 🤘💜💀 082
Reposted by Michael BettendorfAngry Gable Press @angrygablepress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Full cover reveal for Cozy in the Apocalypse. Available October 6th! angrygablepress.com/2026/09/29/c...angrygablepress.comCozy in the Apocalypse: Full Cover Reveal*** 02112
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These people have no concept of the creative process or how to interact with art. (To oversimplify) Art is personalized by the creator. We react to it. You want personalized art - learn to fucking make something on your own. Fucks sake these people are sad. 010
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Unchecked wealth does some mighty heinous shit and irreparable damage. Hopefully it isn't as irreparable as I think. 000
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Group texts though? Man, they are a nightmare to me. 010
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The way I try to frame why AI is shit (other than some obvious ones), but specifically in a creative context - it steals YOUR voice/vision. Creatively, your voice, experience, vision, is all we have. So I always ask people who use it if it's worth losing that. Anyway, AI is ass. 022
Reposted by Michael BettendorfTenebrous Press @tenebrouspress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's (almost) time: On October 1, BRAVE NEW WEIRD Vol. 5 submissions open! 📣BNW is a reprint-only antho, of pieces published—indie & self—in the previous calendar year. Full instructions to come 10/1📣 Wanna get in the Weird mood early? Vol. 4 is 33% off now in our webstore🖤☠️ tinyurl.com/46pvw69bstore.tenebrouspress.comBRAVE NEW WEIRD Volume Four (print + eBook)Twenty-three creators converge to deliver the Bravest, Newest, and Weirdest fiction of 2025! You are the nexus of evolution. You have reached the ideal. A grateful humanity gazes upon you in admiratio... 04027
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In my line of work it's for accountability 😅 110
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Recently made a move over to Instagram. If you're over there and wanna follow, I'm at the same handled @ beardedbetts. I'm old and don't have it on my phone or else I'd never get anything done, but I will post there. Find me. Send me silly stuff. I'll still be here though 🤘💜💀 010
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Both are good choices. Ranch was what I had the most growing up. 010
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My friend - your poor teeth 😅 But also, which flavor? Used to munch on these all the time growing up. 110
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not that I know every band on the planet, but between my interests and my friends, I'd have thought I'd have at least heard about them. 110
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I didn't know about em either! First learned of them about 6 months before I saw them only to learn they've been around nearly 30 years! So baffling I'd never even heard the name before. 110
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's so good! Had the chance to see them over the summer and holy shit - if you ever get the chance, don't pass it up! 110
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bout time I update the 📌 Find my black metal horror book TRVE CVLT, Cyber-noir collection Midwestern Chrome from @tenebrouspress.bsky.social & bizarro novella Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes from @clashbooks.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/BeardedBetts...linktr.eeMichael Bettendorf Author Official: Instagram | LinktreeAuthor of TRVE CVLT (2024), MIDWESTERN CHROME (2026), HELP! I CAN'T STOP SHITTING SNAKES (2027). Eater of Books. Lover of Comics. Burrito slut. 091
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember you don't need permission to create something. 040
Reposted by Michael BettendorfLauren Bolger @renbolger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hi! I wanted to mention The Barre Incidents could really use some online ratings/reviews if you’ve read it and have an account you post reviews on. Every little bit helps, I think! 098
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Two years ago today, TRVE CVLT crawled from the abyss. Thank you to everyone who helped make this thing so special, from @tenebrouspress.bsky.social @echoechoillu.bsky.social to all the readers, reviewers, cvlt fans, & artistic collabs @rynstonecowboy.bsky.social Valkyrie Loughcrewe. 💀💜🤘 3173
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tempting me with too good of a time. It's gotta have the right snap tho. 000
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yooo, congratulations @raincorbyn.bsky.social 💀💜 020
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There's nothing quite like the first meal after a dental appointment and I fucking wasted it on oatmeal. What a fool I am. Should sunk these bad boys into a breakfast burrito. 150
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You're welcome! Well, metaphorically killer. Gentle...gentle...I'm thinking a classic ham n Swiss on gently toasted rye. A smear of spicy brown mustard or perhaps a smidge of horseradish for kick. Light bed of arugula. But it's not my birthday, so I'd say dealer's choice is best. 010
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy birthday, cowboy. Hope you get yourself a killer sandwich @danielelkin.bsky.social 110
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Damn, it sure is tough to be creative some days. 050
Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Honestly, I thought I was already a bit insufferable 😆 💀💜🤘 @greasygoat.bsky.social But for real, hearing folks are liking Midwestern Chrome means the world. I loved writing this thing. Johnny Mnemonic meets Fargo meets In Bruges with some Alexander Payne in there. Only @tenebrouspress.bsky.social 030