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Michael Bettendorf

@beardedbetts.bsky.social
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Writer. Eater of Books. Lover of Comics. Library Tech. Drummer. Burrito enthusiast. He/Him husband. Author of TRVE CVLT, Midwestern Chrome, Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes (2027). www.michaelbettendorfwrites.com.

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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Been working on a lil something-something for @voidcon.bsky.social 💀🤘💜 About a month away!
A self-healing work mat with tools strewn about. Scissors. Glue. Pliers. And the like.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*Bark bark bark bark* Loosely translates to, "Have you read Midwestern Chrome?" (Could also mean, "give me treats". What do I know?) Find it @tenebrouspress.bsky.social #Cyberpunk #noir #scifi
A honey colored doggo lies on a plaid patterned dog bed. Ears in wing-mode. Eyes looking off camera. A copy of MIDWESTERN CHROME is in her lap.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Further evidence I believe my dog was a posh silverscreen starlet in another life.
A honey colored dingo fox dog lays on a red blanket, front paws crossed in a posh, poised position. A lamp sits in a white bedside table behind her.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting some quality MtG time in with a buddy. Just playing some standard Jumpstart decks. Been a minute since I've played standard.
A table with magic decks and mats. One is the screaming cat meme and the other is a Giant Senor Cactuar mat.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Leaving high school, I was so sure I knew what I was doing & where I'd end up, only to discover I knew nothing. Lived a lot of bleak n aimless years. Never thought I'd be writing, let alone w/ three releases. Thank you everyone. (I still know nothing) but I have good folks in my corner 💀💜🤘
TRVE CVLT, Midwestern Chrome, and Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes sit in a row on a bookshelf.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She's a scruffy doofus, but she's my scruffy doofus.
A scruffy doofus honey fox dog laying on the back of a gray couch.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Incredibly grateful to @teresa-ardrey.bsky.social for the TRVE CVLT bottle. It glows in the dark! Also, for this rad art by @greasygoat.bsky.social Thanks so much! Had a great time at One Of Us!
I'm holding a custom tumbler with the cover of TRVE CVLT on it.A spooky sci-fi horror skull done up in a variety of purples and pinks ans blues. Art by GreasyGoat.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can't believe the release of HELP! I CAN'T STOP SHITTING SNAKES is only a few months away (1/12/2027) @clashbooks.bsky.social Find it on NetGalley www.netgalley.com/catalog/book... Can't wait to see what folks think of it. Early readers seem to really be digging though! 🐍🤎🚽
The book cover for Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes by Michael Bettendorf, published by Clash Books. Cover Art by Matthew Revert.
A blue-green background with a white toilet sits just off center. A bunch of snakes squirm and writhe, mouths open, from the toilet bowl.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Come one, come all, weirdos n misfits. Join us in Iowa City this Saturday. Become One of Us. One of Us. ONE OF US. O N E O F U S. 💀💜🤘 See ya there!
Over 20 horror creatives from the midwest. Sept 5th, 2026 Noon to 4pm Public Space One, Iowa City, Iowa. One of Us Horror Book Fair. oneofusfest.com
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you're hanging around Lincoln on Saturday the 12th, swing by Barnes and Noble Southpointe! #LNK Kickoff isn't until 6pm, so you won't even have to deal with football traffic *or* miss the game if that's your thing 😉. Embrace the dark future with me.
Author signing Michael Bettendorf 
The future's so bright. "Does what only the finest dystopian sci-fi can: shows us ourselves in the reflection of a cohesive, all-too-plausible future. Highly recommended." - Sean Doolittle, devices free weekend. 

"An unmissable genre mash-up that brings to mind the best of Philip k dick." -Michael Moreci, Barbaric, Wasted Space. 

August 2026. Tenebrouspress.com.

Saturday, September 12th 11am-1pm Barmes and Noble southpointe
Cyberpunk/ tech bour / scuzzy sci fi.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
While you wait for season two of #Cyberpunk #Edgerunners, maybe fill that neural static with a copy of MIDWESTERN CHROME. @tenebrouspress.bsky.social. 💀Mysterious android heads in bags 🦾Tech-enhanced hit men + augment addicted prizefighters 💜Dreamers. Lovers. Sociopathic big tech
"Midwestern Chrome" glitches in overlapping purple and yellow font. A neon soaked street, bathed in blue and purple hues. In the foreground, a man with sunglasses perched on his head holds a decapitated head, a bag at his side. The head stares with electric blue eyes. A passerby in a dark trench coat gazes over his shoulder. Art by AriBo.

Plus kind blurbs from Michael Moreci and Sean Doolittle and a QR code that goes to Tenebrous Press website.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today's the day! Hanging out @comicconnebraska.com w/ @jamessabata.com ! Come swing by the booth (A04)
Michael Bettendorf standing at a table strewn with books by James Sabata and Tenebrous Press.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Come see me at Comic Con Nebraska in Omaha Aug 8-9. I'll be doing panels w/ @jamessabata.com @formicaproust.bsky.social @comicconnebraska.com & selling books. I'll have copies of MIDWESTERN CHROME before the street date 👀 #Omaha #LNK #Cyberpunk #Noir #WeirdHorror @tenebrouspress.bsky.social
A man in red framed mirrorshades holding open a tench coat to reveal the book MIDWESTERN CHROME.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Came back to society to see my copy of Rock and a Hard Place 16 arrived! Looks so good. If you're into crime, you oughta check this out! @rhppress.bsky.social
Rock and a Hard Place issue 16 on display by a powder blue mustang hot wheels car and a junky police hotbwheels car.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We're getting closer and closer to Chrome's release. If you're hanging around Lincoln on the 14th, swing by Sower books, hang out, and grab a coffee from Alvin Coffee. #LNK
Book signing with local author Michael Bettendorf. Friday August 14th 6:00-8:00pm Sower Books 914 N 70thbst. Lincoln, NE 68505.

Welcome tithe frayed wire and spare parts autopsy if a near future nebraska, lit bright by neon provides and smoldering with broken dreams. Society is high on body augmentations and self-interest and low on moral reckonings. 

Midwestern Chrome.  Pre-order with a QR code that takes you to Sower's website. Alvin coffee logo. Www.sowerbooksne.com.

The cover of the book Midwestern Chrome adorns the page.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Only work with the best fixers in town. That's what the Bett's special gets you: early copies of the Good Shit. Shit that'll make your head float. Shit that'll numb your neural implant. See me at @comicconnebraska.com for Midwestern Chrome before the street date. Only @tenebrouspress.bsky.social 🤘🚬💀
Dude with a beard and long hair, wears red mirrorshades in a dimly lit, narrow brick hallway. He holds open a trench coat with one hand. In the other, he presents a copy of Midwestern Chrome by Michael Bettendorf published by Tenebrous Press.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The future has arrived. The futures bright. Jack in. Bliss out. @tenebrouspress.bsky.social
Copies of MIDWESTERN CHROME sit in a cardboard box. Tan packing paper obscures most of the right side of the box.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
6. Shadowrun (SNES) - a kind of clunky, kind of action, kind of point-n-click RPG. For all its warts, this nails atmosphere and is one of the more unique games on the console.
Shadowrun (SNES) Cover. Super Nintendo Entertainment System logo is in red at the bottom.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had a visitor last night.
A garter snake chills on a patio. The lines make an inverted cross on the pavement.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
August Events! Find me in artist alley @comicconnebraska.com w/ @jamessabata.com. We'll be doing some panels. I may even have early copies of MIDWESTERN CHROME available 👀 comicconnebraska.com Then, join me for the launch of MIDWESTERN CHROME a week later at Sower Books in Lincoln w/ Alvin Coffee!
Comic Con Nebraska Omaha USA
August 8-9, 2026
Omaha Convention Center
Sat 10-6
sun 10-5

August 14, 2026
MIDWESTERN CHROME
Book Launch
Sower Books @ 6pm

The Sower Books logo is next to this. It is a circular stained glass sort of logo with a sun and books that look like flowers.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My ARC of Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes arrived (available 1/12/2027 @clashbooks.bsky.social) Midwestern Chrome (symbolized by our main Rocker Boy) is out in 5 weeks @tenebrouspress.bsky.social 9 lenticulars left if ya grab TRVE CVLT from my private stock. Stay Weird. Be kind. 🤘💀💜
ARC of Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes is on the left. An action figure of Johnny Silverhand holding booze and a guitar is in the middle. TRVE CVLT with a black and white lenticular is on the right.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Come again? The future is here...and it. Hates you. Come agai- Only if you're lucky, asshole. The future sucks and it hates you. Fuck you. Fuck off.
Rutger Hauer wears circular glasses with red lenses. He's on the phone, smoking a fat stogie.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You peepin' what Columbo is peepin'? Really cool to see Midwestern Chrome on the list! Just a little over a month before. Prepare those implants and get ready to jack in and bliss out. 💙💀🦾
Columbo wears a white collared shirt, green tie, and tan trench coat. He stares at the ground while another man in all blue shirt-suit-tie looks at a small notebook.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🔥HOT AS HELL SALE🔥 TRVE CVLT takes place in the miserable heat of the midwest. Much like today. Cool down w/ a cool lenticular of these cool dudes. I've got 10 of em & hey - 10 copies of TRVE CVLT. $20 + shipping gets ya the book, lenticular, misc shit, & I'll personalize/doodle in your book 💀💜🤘
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Not my first time reading it, but my first time holding @michaelboulerice.com 's INHALATION in the flesh. What a cool (and emotional ripper) of a book. Turned out so good! If ya haven't had a chance to check it out, definitely add it to your list!
Inhalation by Michael Boulerice. A man's face is in the top left corner. It's partially obscured. One eye (in glasses) and his nose, mustache, and lips are seen. He is gray, as is the exhaust he is made from. It pours from a wing back chair which is just off center. The bottom third of the cover is black with schematics etched in red.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"It's not happy, it's a fucking nightmare world and the worst thing is, it's real and we live in it." MIDWESTERN CHROME drops in two months. Considering pre-ordering with @tenebrouspress.bsky.social or your local bookstore! Jack in. Bliss out. 💀💙 🚬
Stefan from Bandersnatch holds MIDWESTERN CHROME by Michael Bettendorf, published by Tenebrous Press. Cover by Ari Bo.Colin from Bandersnatch holds MIDWESTERN CHROME by Michael Bettendorf, published by Tenebrous Press. Cover by Ari Bo.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'll be joining Saffron on @indiosyncrasy.bsky.social 's podcast, BOOKED this Wednesday at noon cst! Tune in and hang out!
BOOKED Live Season Two with Guest Michael Bettendorf hosted by Saffron Asteria. The official podcast of Indiosyncrasy. 

Michael has blond hair and red beard. He wears a shirt with the word 'Doom' inside the state of Nebraska. 

Saffron holds her chin in her hand. She wears glasses and has long curly hair.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm stoked to share the cover of Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes! Slithering your way January 2027 @clashbooks.bsky.social Cover by Matthew Revert. It's live on NetGalley until 12/11/26: www.netgalley.com/catalog/book... 🐍 🤎 🚽
The book cover for Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes by Michael Bettendorf, published by Clash Books. Cover Art by Matthew Revert.
A blue-green background with a white toilet sits just off center. A bunch of snakes squirm and writhe, mouths open, from the toilet bowl.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Had a visitor in the garden this morning. Perhaps they'd just heard the news and wanted to say congratulations. Anywho, got some cover updates recently. I'll be sharing it when I can 💀🤎🐍. Coming January 2027 @clashbooks.bsky.social
A garter snake sunning on some paver stones surrounded by mulch and perennials. Everything is swathed in a blue tint.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Only two weeks away! I'll be joining Trade-A-Tape Comics for First Friday from 6 - 8pm. If you're around Lincoln, NE, come say hey! I'd love to shoot the shit! Ask me about TRVE CVLT, Midwestern Chrome, Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes, whatever! It'll be a good time #LNK #LincolnNE
First Friday June 6th, 6 - 8pm. Trade a Tape Comic Center.

A hot pink and purple gradient is the background. Several filtered copies of a man in jeans and a hoody alternate standing and sitting. Two blue dogs bookend the storefront of Trade a tape comic center.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Deckard looking down. Neon lights shine in the windows behind him.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is how you do Sunday.
A honey colored dog with white markings sleeps on two blankets; one is black with multi colored paw prints, while the other is tan with bears, moose, and bear paw prints in varying shades of brown.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My copy of @sluggerfiction.bsky.social Vol. 2 arrived. Looking goof as ever 💜🤘💀 I'm grateful to be included again, this time with a nonfic sound trails piece. Be sure to check this issue out for some killer fiction, nonfiction, n art!
Slugger Vol. 2 sits on a burnt orange chair against a cream, brown, and orange decorative pillow. The cover is various shades of purple and violet and features a large skull with wires jutting toward it.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The only mog that means anything to me (or, quite frankly, makes any goddamn sense).
Mog the moogle from Final Fantasy 6 by Yoshitaka Amano. Mog sits in on a purple chair drinking a glass some something.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just a dog and her octopus.
A honey colored dog with a white chest lays on a dark plaid patterned dog bed. A stuffed teal octopus toy rests next to her.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Heeeey Minnesota, in less than two weeks, I'll be cruising up to your neck of the woods to hang out at the Rewind Book Fair. I'll be slinging some @tenebrouspress.bsky.social titles, including TRVE CVLT. Come say hey! 💀💜🤘
Tenebrous Press & Michael Bettendorf Lurking all day Saturday and Sunday!

Tenebrous Press aims to drag the malleable horror genre into newer, weirder territory with stories that are provocative, intelligent, and terrifying. Delivered by voices diverse and unsung. Hail the 10p cult.

A large black and white Tenebrous Press logo is off to the left. 

Below are the book covers for TRVE CVLT, Dear Stupid Penpal, and Reef Mind, along with a QR code to the Tenebrous Store. 

Find me ar Rewind Book Fair!
Booth #114
Rewind Book Fair April 18-19, 2026. Minnesota state fairgrounds grandstand. Rewindbookfair.com.

The background looks like a 90s arcade/roller rink carpet puked on the page. Green zigzags, multicolored stars, pink puddles of goops adorn the page.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"Midwestern Chrome is out in less than six months, you say? My god." 🚬 🦾 💜 💀 "From @tenebrouspress.bsky.social, too? Christ. Here's to the future."
Rutger Hauer in "Split Second" wears a  leather jacket, circular glasses with red lenses, and smokes a cigar while on the phone.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is the face of a human who has seen (and done) some shit. That's all I'm saying.
Headshot of Shel Silverstein in black and white. He has a short, thick black beard, a bald head, eyes that have stared down death itself, a...not smile, but an open mouth-chipped-teeth expression that goads. Basically begging, wishing you'd start something.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Thank you to all the early readers who are digging Midwestern Chrome. This scuzzy tech noir/cyberpunk collection drops in 6ish months @tenebrouspress.bsky.social Tune your neural implants.
The scene in Johnny Mnemonic where Johnny hacks his own mind with the help of Jones the fucking dolphin. 

Midwestern Chrome is scattered on each TV display.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Unsure if my mom is about to give me a wedgie and call me a nerd, but yeah. She's got me figured out 😅
A text. Moms Cell dated Friday March 6th: "are you a fan of pewter wizards?" 8:06AM
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
💙🦾💀🚬 August 2026
Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner looking down in the rain.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This dog wants me to call in sick. I really wanna.
A reddish gold dog with white markings on paws and chest lays on a black and white plaid dog pillow bed. The wall behind her is white. There is a wooden cupboard nto the left. She stares at the camera with cute Doe eyes.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Get your grubby hands on Midwestern Chrome this August @tenebrouspress.bsky.social 💀🚬🦾
Colin from Bandersnatch holds Midwestern Chrome by Michael Bettendorf, publishing with Tenebrous Press summer 2026.

A bookcase is in the background. 

The book cover shows a purple a s blue neon soaked cyberpunk style detective holding a decapitated android head.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Update your neural implants to read Midwestern Chrome this summer. @tenebrouspress.bsky.social
Figure 7.1 Midwestern Chrome is a lot like astral projection. A person sits at a computer and stares at the cover of Midwestern Chrome. Diagonally, spacey, dreamy lines form another figure-the astral projection version of this character looking at another computer with Harrison Ford as Decker in Blade Runner.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I'm feeling too spoiled by some kind words by early readers of Midwestern Chrome. Thank you @drewsof.bsky.social. @ivygrimes.bsky.social left a lovely review over on Goodreads as well. Y'all are in for a treat this August. Only @tenebrouspress.bsky.social 💀💜🤘
The Future's So Bright.
"Rips like a blast of fuzzy future glam rock out of the speakers of a souped-up speed machine.

Bettendorf is at the modern forefront of re-Weirding the novel: first with his choose-your-path black metal TRVE CVLT, and now with this, a portrait of a near-time and near-place, one that reflects not only hopes and fears for the future but the very real concerns of our present as well.

Jack in, bliss out, rock on."
-Drew Broussard, the Lit Hub Podcast
August 2026 Tenebrouspress.com.

"Midwestern Chrome" glitches in overlapping purple and yellow font. A neon soaked street, bathed in blue and purple hues. In the foreground, a man with sunglasses perched on his head holds a decapitated head, a bag at his side. The head stares with electric blue eyes. A passerby in a dark trench coat gazes over his shoulder. Art by Arianna Bosa.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Lots of things are horrendous right now, but I'm grateful for the book mail @cjsubko.bsky.social @mstevensonbooks.bsky.social This anthology rules!
A lamp sits on a white and yellow doily and shines on a wall, illuminating a book titled ENTER HERE edited by C.J. Subko & M. Stevenson. The covet shows a door slightly ajar.A lamp sits on a white and yellow doily. Light illuminates an open book. The page is turned to a story called SOMEWHERE IN THE NOWHERE by Michael Bettendorf. An image of a cracked lens is on the page.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Not out until summer 2026 w/ @tenebrouspress.bsky.social , but I'm incredibly proud of this one. It's a scuzz-noir/cyberpunk collection centered around a novella where a detective is called to a scene where he finds an android head in a bag who speaks to him in his dead wife's voice.
"Midwestern Chrome" glitches in overlapping purple and yellow font. A neon soaked street, bathed in blue and purple hues. In the foreground, a man with sunglasses perched on his head holds a decapitated head, a bag at his side. The head stares with electric blue eyes. A passerby in a dark trench coat gazes over his shoulder. Art by Arianna Bosa.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Scuzz noir coming your way summer 2026.
Stefan from Bandersnatch holds Midwestern Chrome by Michael Bettendorf, publishing with Tenebrous Press summer 2026.

A staircase is in the background. 

The book cover shows a purple a s blue neon soaked cyberpunk style detective holding a decapitated android head.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
🙏 I hope you pick up what I'm putting down.
Rutgers Hauer in Split Second wears red circular glasses and a leather jacket. He holds a phone receiver to his ear and smokes a fat donkin' stogie.
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Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
More of a themed collection centered around a cornerstone novella. This thing rips and I'm stoked to bring my flavor of sci-fi/tech noir into the table. Of course @tenebrouspress.bsky.social found an artist who nailed the cover, too. Out summer 2026 💀💜🚬
"Midwestern Chrome" glitches in overlapping purple and yellow font. A neon soaked street, bathed in blue and purple hues. In the foreground, a man with sunglasses perched on his head holds a decapitated head, a bag at his side. The head stares with electric blue eyes. A passerby in a dark trench coat gazes over his shoulder. Art by Arianna Bosa.
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