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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴

@bear35.bsky.social
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Funny, geeky, beary bloke from Sweden but living in Norway with my husbear. 🌈 🐻 I loooove bearded men. Header courtesy of Moodybear.

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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The princess has been at it again. Hope this will do for the 🐻 weekend
Me after a visit to the the Aussie barber.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dramatic #sunset seen from our balcony. #Oslo
Colourful sunset with strong pastel colours
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you to @bearden64.bsky.social for confirming that my costume for Friday night is well approved. No, it's not going to be her.
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Vicky Pollard: Yeah But No But
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brilliant!
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got an email launching IKEA's Christmas line this year and those decorations look...erm...interesting.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Re: costume for #BearScotFest2026 We had a Flintstones theme at Pride 2018 - that's cartoonish, isn't it? But it was 28 degrees that day...
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, who of you lovelies are coming to #BearScotFest2026 ? If you are, let me know! As I haven't seen many of you IRL, it would be great to meet for a chat, ☕, 🍻, 🥃 or at the parties. Any takers? No? Yes? We can actually be gregarious!
BearScotFest 2026 logo
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Bear revisited the bottom -of-the-barrel site so that we don't have to. Running away from it immediately is the only correct action to take if you are still there. 
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva?
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Karen Walker: Designated Drinker
ALT: Karen Walker: Designated Drinker
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This classic celebrates its 50th "birthday" today!
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Line of the day, The Gentlemen S2E4 Susie Glass to her father: "Dad, you _do_ come across as a mad cunt sometimes" www.imdb.com/title/tt1321...
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gawd what marvellous last night out it was in Sitges! Fantastic set by DJ Perfecto in the Bear village and met a lovely Irish couple on the way home. May have to visit Waterford in the future...
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So here I am at Costa del Bears and what do I do first thing in the morning? That's right, a walk/jog interval session for an hour and a half... Only 24C today and wonderful fresh air compared to the humid 33 of the past days. Heavy thunder and rain overnight.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes, #Sitges, we do indeed feel welcome! Made it back to the flat at 4:15 this morning so it must have been a good one 😇
4-storey-high welcome poster Use the Catalan tongue 😛At Balmins beach with blue skies and 33 degrees
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On the train to Sitges and it s heating up a bit. We had 8 degrees in Oslo thus morning...
Info screen on the R2S train, showing actemp of 34C
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In the plane waiting for takeoff to BCN, yippee! Sneaked a brandy into our expensive airport coffees and suddenly we're in an even better mood, all 4 of us. 🥃 #sitges #bearweek
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Funny Hennessy Bottle
ALT: Funny Hennessy Bottle
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wishing happy holidays for all of you going to GC in September, please leave Yumbo standing when you're done with it. I'll have to make do with Bears Sitges week - perhaps I'll meet some BSky acquaintances there? Only 33 C forecast for tomorrow...
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Spanish Flag Waving
ALT: Spanish Flag Waving
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Off to Sitges on Saturday, so new powers are desperately needed. Will this do? I mean, one wouldn't want to attract the attention of bears, would one?
A newly pampered me in front of the sign pointing to the barbers.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's been a bad few weeks for octogenarians. Penelope Keith, Dolly, Tim Curry and today our much beloved King Harald V of Norway. That grim reaper really needs to get a grip of who to choose from now on.
The Norwegian flag at half mast at the parliament.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@openswimmer7.bsky.social I can't reply to your posts, but as I'm only 1.70-ish I'd have too look up to you.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (if you feel like it). Sunset behind Radisson Plaza hotel in Oslo a couple of days ago.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A piece of satirical splendour from Sweden! This is hysterical and was an instant hit when it was first broadcast in 2010 (?) The English translation isn't perfect but you'll get the gist of it. #SVT #Grotesco #comedy www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOY3...
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Englishman Reacts to... Swedish Sketch - Grotesco: Homosexuals are to blame!
YouTube video by Rob Reacts
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yay! 4 weekend tickets for #BesrScotFest26 have been secured!! #BearScots
Logo for BearScotFest 2026
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The design of the last word... 🤭 #CountBinface
Poster for count Binface "make your vote count!"
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
OK, so which of the Saturday spinoffs would be worth doing? #BearScotsFest26 @bearden64.bsky.social what even are some of the activities in English?
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We have a similar model to the #Moccamaster tested here, and the only thing that's broken is the filter holder lid. After 18 years... Spare part easily available for 179 NOK (15 quid or so) Now 20 years and approx. 15000 brew cycles - it's built like a tank! www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
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The best coffee machines in 2026 for every home and budget, tested by our expert
From capsule to bean-to-cup, espresso to filter, these are the coffee makers our aficionado rates the highest from his test of 30
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday to @glennquigley.bsky.social ! I've arranged a band to play something cheery for you. (Cartoon by Ralf König)
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Got myself a teabag in Scotland. #YorkshireTea
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm very thankful today... A flying visit to @bearden64.bsky.social and Mackenzie and we had a lovely meal! 🐔🍤🍚 The hostess was indeed perfect. See you again in September/October !
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thank you so much to @graham2705.bsky.social for hosting us for 4 days! Lovely seeing you in your natural habitat and we really enjoyed the excursions to Crathes and Balmoral castles, Braemar, the whisky tour of Glen Garioch etc. You'll see us again!
Jan, Geir, Graham, me and Sven at Crathes castle Me, Graham, Sven, Geir and Jan on the bridge leading to Balmoral castle
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@mattsawyer.bsky.social I may have been to HMV ehils6in Aberdeen.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lovely Scottish day to see a castle et cetera. #BalmoralCastle
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oot and aboot in Aberdeen.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Stopover in AMS, delicious scotch whisky served in the finest crystal glasses... 50 mins to the next leg (ABZ)
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@graham2705.bsky.social We're sat at OSL waiting for boarding in an hour or so. We have a couple of small beers (750 ml) to keep us company.
Geir, me and Sven eagerly awaiting new adventures in Aberdeen, via Amsterdam
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Going to Aberdeen to visit Graham today! ✈️ Weather app says it will be a little rain each day, but can you trust it not to pour a lot? Hoping to leave the rain gear at home...
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another year older (now nearing 30), and apparently more popular than I thought. Thank you for all the birthday love — you made the day even better! ❤️
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What? I'm not the only birthday boy today?
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This made me chuckle 😆 #startrek #bollywood
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's my 🎈 day, albeit without balloons but with 🎂! By now you ought to know what to do and where to send them. If not, holler.
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Rik Mayall's 'Happy Birthday To Me' Moment
ALT: Rik Mayall's 'Happy Birthday To Me' Moment
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I am so happy I didn't waste any time watching the final yesterday and equally satisfying that the horrible Argentina finally got what they deserved.
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Powers bla bla etc Well, this is the result of the latest visit to the Aussie barber.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In case anyone wonders how good that "number 1 album" really is... I predict it will drop out of the top 40 before August is over now that all the fanboys have bought the physical version and all that will contribute is streaming, which there will be less and less of. #confessions2
Confessions 2 dropping heavily to number 9.Danceteria dropping to number 75 in the official UK charts
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@gerwyn.uk You have a birthday? And it's today?? Humongous condragulations, sweetie! I don't even know where to send the digital "greetings"... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Scoring in the kicky ball thing is easy.
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We may have lost yesterday, but we keep spirits high even when going back home... #bloodycamerawire www.facebook.com/reel/4264714...
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Belated Happy Birthday to the princess @princeneale.bsky.social !
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Hello There Happy Saturday Bear
ALT: Hello There Happy Saturday Bear
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Kjell (say "shell") 🏳️‍🌈🐻🇳🇴 @bear35.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Had a listen through that new Madge album and am decidedly underwhelmed. For me, the individual songs are vastly more important than the album as a whole, and the only one I can see myself listening to again is Danceteria. The whole thing is Confessions 1 on sedatives. Minus the catchy tunes.
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