Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 3hHumpday tidy of the veg beds. The muntjac may have scoffed all the courgettes, but some squash survived. Now to decide what to do with them… suggestions welcome! 4490
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 12hMornings are noticeably darker, but warm still, so I’ll stay here and read a while before today’s pottering begins 📖 ☕️ 4571
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Coffee at the end of the garden this morning, looking much better now the old fence panels are cleared. I’ve a winter project in mind to reshape this area, make the pathway to the fields more accessible, and in the longer term add a coil tub… watch this space! 6820
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sunny Saturday. It’s been warm and dry for a while, so the watering can is back in action… 💦 3830
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Considerably overdressed for such a beautiful day. The sooner I get the car loaded with scratchy broken fence panels, the sooner normal naked service can be resumed. 2480
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Humpday off and dry weather means mowing. Ryobi mower, edger and blower, but mother-in-law-to-be’s hand held sheep shears are best for the curved edge to the circle. 2792
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Humpday trip to Tesco started out as just topless - for me and the car, but once the (clothed) shopping was done, the drive home was enjoyed naturally 🌤️ 🤓 2750
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Early Humpday meander. Mornings are darkening, but are still warm. 2800
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How many more evenings will we have mild enough to sit out with a post-work cuppa? Make the most of it, while we can! 0580
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Monday, another week. I’ve booked an extra day off later in the week and a household waste slot, so I’m planning a pre-autumn clear out in the garden to give space for some off-season projects… 5650
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One of my amaryllis, that has been ignored in the greenhouse for months, has suddenly decided to flower! For years, I’ve tried to get a second year’s flowers, and failed. Perhaps neglect is the way forwards? 🌸 3770
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Morning meander, and today’s jobs decided. The hedge by the cart lodge could do with a trim, the ‘green’ garden behind it needs a tidy, and the bed in front of it is overdue a weeding and fern sorting. Comments about dangling pairs appreciated! 🍐🍐 😉 4952
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mild morning meander. It doesn’t show so well on camera, but after the summer dry spell and the beds dying back, it’s encouraging to see fresh green shoots coming through. And the bees are happy with the late summer sedum heads 🐝 2691
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fursday, in the fresh air. Best way to start the day 😊☕️ 1750
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have avoided the temptation to potter at jobs in the back, and have stuck to the front garden plan. A bit of a tidy up, a watering for the hollies and bay that suffered a bit of neglect in the heat, front & side windows washed outside, and upstairs inside too. Now I can mow the back lawns naked! 2510
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The sun’s breaking through on Humpday 🌤️ I’m going to have to get dressed in a bit as I want to tidy the front garden today. 0590
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Monochrome Monday, and the start of a fresh week. The ground’s wet underfoot, but it’s a beautiful fresh morning to be outdoors, naturally ☕️ 0520
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Drizzly start to the day, so a moist meander. I’m chuffed with how the garden’s looking after a post-work mow and weed before yesterday evening’s rain set in. It’s lush out there again! 2680
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Got my tool out early for a bit of hoeing before work. The weeds are relentlessly persistent buggers! I startled a muntjac behind the cart lodge first thing, that then bounded off down the garden. They seem to enjoy eating everything except the unwanted weeds 🤬 2680
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What’s with all the reposting lately? I don’t understand why so many fill their own feeds with reposts of other people’s photos. What do they get from it? Go away and live your own lives, not everyone else’s! Anyway, happy FFFriday! 🤷🏻♂️ 111151
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fursday coffee and chores before work. Loving the new job though, so I don’t mind 😊 21033
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Humpday afternoon mowing, and deadheading, weeding and hoeing the big bed. Just the rest of the garden to go… Any gardeners want to get naked in the beds with me? 🌱🍃🍂🥀 81194
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Golden, glistening start to Humpday. Should be dry enough to run the mower round later on once yesterday’s rain and the morning dew have burned off. 1650
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Technicolour Tuesday following monochrome Monday… except no one told the sky, which is distinctly grey and drizzly today. ‘Good for the garden’, as they say, but the greenhouse still needs watering 💦🍆 🍅 🪴 1982
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Monday morning’s monochrome meandering. The lawn’s pretty much back to fully green (not that you can tell today!), the plants are generally looking happier, and the weeds are romping away. Looks like a hands & knees in the beds day on Wednesday! 🌱🌻🌱🌺🌱🌻🌱 2790
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Aubergine growth update: swollen enough to eat! A threesome for dinner tonight 🍆🍆🍆 Greenhouse to plate in about an hour. Perfect. 3860
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sunny start to Saturday. Just as well, I’m out of the office today spending the day off road to see just what the fabulous beast I brought home last night is capable of away from the tarmac. Should be a fun work day 😊 2770
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mildly moist FFFriday meandering. Is anyone else finding that ‘Adult Content’ appeals are taking ages to be approved currently? I’ve got some going back over a week that are yet to be agreed. 😠 91351
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have a terrible September 1130
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sometimes, Steve knows just the right thing to say… Showed him photos online of Gareth Gates at Manchester Pride. His response? ‘Nah, you’ve got a better arse than that.’ You’re a keeper, Mr Steve x Enjoy your Humpday 🍑 6670
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 01/09/2026September 1st. Sunrises are a little later, mornings a little cooler. A new month, new school year for many, new car registration plates, and a new job for me. Returning to a previous employer, with a new brand in a location much closer to home. 161240
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Monochrome Moonday! 🌔 Beautiful start to the day, the garden’s starting to look better again after rain and yesterday’s mowing and hoeing. Happy naked gardener 😊 2830
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Trundle out in the van to meet some 2CV friends at an aerodrome for breakfast, whilst the lawn dried off enough to mow when we got home. 2680
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Moist morning meander. It’s been a while since the lawn last needed a mow but was too wet to cut! 0911
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Soggy Saturday on the sofa, getting ahead for next month’s Book Group ’Boudicca’s Daughter’. 📖 🫖 🍰 2900
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩 Enough flamingos yet for a flamboyance? Steve had time to kill in town yesterday while the car was serviced, and came home with a new ‘welcome’ sign. Tacky, but in a fun way, so anyone’s now welcome to come flaunt themselves like a flamingo! 3940
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Didn’t venture further than the back door yesterday evening, as the garden got a good soaking - at last! ⛈️ 2480
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 28/08/2026One of my ‘to do’ list jobs has been to clear next door’s fallen apples from the big border. Three garden buckets full cleared, job done. ✅ 21000
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 28/08/2026FFFriday garden golden hour 🌅 Blue skies, golden light, and still some colour in the beds if you look for it! Still no sign of rain on the horizon… 0620
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The heavy rain’s missed us, but cloudy drizzle makes for an ideal greenhouse day. The triffid tomato plants have been tamed a bit (a lot!) and the aubergines are coming on nicely. The first two were cooked for yesterday’s lunch - forgot to take a photo at lunchtime, so the pic is supper leftovers. 0810
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Throwback Thursday - to yesterday! I made a cake, anyone fancy a slice? 🍰 🫖 😋 2790
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Two yellow alerts on my phone yesterday for thunderstorms today, initially from 3am then 6am. Not a sign of it this Humpday morning! 11030
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I used to call a working Saturday a ‘Dolly Day’ - shorter than the weekdays, just 9 to 5, what a way to make a living. A legend.static.klipy.comDolly Parton: Working 9 To 5ALT: Dolly Parton: Working 9 To 5 0270
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Home again, and checking the garden after our few days away. Some clearing of dead flowers and lawn mowing to do ahead of a visit by a nudie gardening guru friend tomorrow. I have a week off now between a change of jobs - anyone fancy coffee & cake or a beach trip? 21090