Reposted by Beans 🔻GutturalSteve @gutturalsteve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025The fabled Tomathy Steampipe “Bacon & Eggs” story but as a Spotify playlist! Shoutout to @beanskitty.bsky.social for making this! 031
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 03/07/2025There are katydids in my goddamn walls that scream every time I make any noise and I'm in hell now. 030
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 01/07/2025to the bitch ass who ripped open my amazon package: enjoy the cheap LED lights, they are guaranteed to break in two weeks. you shouldve stolen the expensive unscented branded baby wipes i bought to wipe my cats buttholes instead. 030
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I hated my old job so much, but I think about my customers constantly. Almost all of them were absolutely horrible to me, but I still feel bad that I can't help them. God knows they're being treated like shit now. 030
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 07/06/2025every skater is invincible. thats why its skate OR die. 020
Reposted by Beans 🔻Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Tapping the sign AGAIN. Asking people repeatedly for alt text just adds MORE CLUTTER for visually-impaired users to wade through, and does NOTHING to help them access the fucking content. Do it yourself rather than being a fucking cop. 46218
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 04/06/2025landlord update: 4 weeks after i reported a bed bug and two years since i reported mice and cockroaches, theyre doing a pest inspection. if these fuckers try to hit me with ANY pest control costs, im gonna uno reverse with receipts for pest control i did on my own. 030
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The polyam subreddit always has some poor young girl saying she has to respect her boyfriend's sexuality, and is living in hell because he "came out" as polyamorous and she "needs" to accept it. 020
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Hot (probably) take: polyamory is not a queer identity. Yes, many of us are polyam. And yes, it's relating to sex and romance. And yes, it is considered atypical. However, unlike ace, polyamory is a choice. No one "comes out" as polyam, and treating it as a queer identity causes a lot of harm. 120
Reposted by Beans 🔻localthunk @localthunk.com · 03/06/2025The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans 8994002275
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I know you said you didn't wanna know. I also don't care. It's just one of the 3 things I have been able to retain in my brain since the year started. 100
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Wall Street invented a term about the tariffs to joke about the huge swings, Trump Always Chickens Out. 100
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 03/06/2025if anyone needs some lighter news with all thats going on, i have two amazing kittens and after two weeks: - Terminator 2 now knows her name, and is learning fetch - Aurora Nebbins has discovered the window - they invented a game where one goes under a blanket and the other attacks them 050
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2025nah i cant get over this. i havent even seen KOTH (few episodes, mainly clips years after it aired) and i know its a progressive tv show about conservative folks. calling it a conservative tv show just shows how hard they reinforce their echo chamber to the point of withstanding nukes. 020
Reposted by Beans 🔻Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 02/06/2025i will not quote this with anything actionable i will not quote this with anything actionable i will not quote this with anything actionable i will not quote this with anything actionable 16855150
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2025the comments under this are horrifying. so a gay native american man deserves to be shot and killed because [checks notes] he lives in Texas and was a voice actor on a (and i quote) "conservative tv show"? jfc 160
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025This also brings up the rage I experienced as a kid. I needed to pee *now*, but the teacher told me to hold it in until lunch, at 9 AM. I wouldn't argue because no means no, and everyone else could hold it in. Then I'd have an accident, and suddenly it's "you should've said something earlier!" 😡 050
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025[sighs, adds another thing to the list of obvious symptoms and signs of neurodivergency/autoimmune my parents ignored that required a child to create extremely taxing systems and methods to overcome instead of taking me to a doctor] 140
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I can't get over that. Supporting marginalized communities, particularly poor queer and disabled communities, by giving them lifelong brain damage, lifelong disability, organ failure, and death. But I'm the half-assed leftist. 020
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Ex traveled, dined, went to large events (including DNC), came home, went to a queer burlesque show, all without a mask. And when a dozen people got covid, and I said this is why I asked him to wear a mask, I got lectured on how he's supporting marginalized communities, and I'm being a know-it-all. 110
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025IT WASNT GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN, ILL TELL YOU THAT 010
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I loved Phil's presentation, as someone trying to get over the paranoia. I don't think I'll ever feel okay again, but I hope that more people understand that it's extremely common, not dangerous, not a sign of filth or poverty, and--if caught early enough--easier to get rid of than roaches. 130
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025and we are under boil advisory *again*, so i cant even take a shower to burn the anger off. 010
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025im so fucking close to rage at this point, because i have reported mice, roaches, centipedes, and now bed bugs and have been ignored EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. and they didnt even check or treat the other units for pests! so any pests there will be moving into MY unit when other tenants move out! 120
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025i am now 100% positive that the property management company is *wanting* me to fail at controlling pests in my unit, so they can force me into paying thousands to treat this and neighboring buildings. instead, im out $400 for early pest control measures i was forced to take myself! 110
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025hey fantastic news despite me calling five times to report a bed bug and requesting repeatedly for pest control to do some kind of preventative measure and being ignored 5 times, the inspection was for every other unit, to look at repairs. nothing else. they didnt even check for leaks. 120
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025good morning bsky the property manager is inspecting every unit today so i get to find out if im getting evicted because i didnt report pests in a timely manner (reported roaches and mice 1-2 years ago, literally nothing was done about either). 020
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Just got a text from the property manager that *she* will be doing a "quarterly inspection and leak test"--which has never happened before in my years of living here, so I have a feeling it's her way of doing a pest inspection herself to save money. So fucking stupid. 020
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Property management company has been dodging my calls for a week now. I have heard absolutely nothing about an inspector or exterminator coming, after reporting a bed bug in a tightly-packed apartment building with shared laundry. 030
Reposted by Beans 🔻𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025even more popular opinion: it's actually not even that many ppl if you think about it. like barely any at all in the grand scheme of things. the global population would not be affected in any meaningful way. it would be like they never existed and very few people would even notice. 22712
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025i asked a brit, "a somalian refugee comes to britain. how many generations before you feel they cant call themselves somali anymore?" "it depends." "how many? 3? 4? because my great grandmother held me as a baby, and she came over from germany. so am i german or not?" "youre not." AAAAAAAAAAA 010
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025AND, a white person whose parents moved from america to china and they were born in china are chinese (place of birth)--and american (household culture) and irish/english/etc (ethnicity). how you cannot wrap your mind around that, i do not know. it takes effort to ignore all that. 110
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025if i buy a hyundai, no one will call it an american car. even if the parts were shipped over and it was assembled in america, it's not an american car. even if there was a hyundai factory in america, and it was made and built here, ITS NOT AN AMERICAN CAR. DO U GET IT YET DO U SEE THE ANALOGY 120
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025it has been [0] days since i have had to teach a british person the difference between being ethnically native to a land, and being legally native to a land. your inability to use context clues that a 5 year old could understand is a product of your colonizing empire. literally read a book. 130
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025i just realized that maybe this sounds like my friend said it it was me. however, when i complained about carrying Beef home two miles, friend said, "he wouldn't be Beef if he wasn't a pain in the ass one more time". i miss my boy so much. 070
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I don't know what's the right thing to say when on an emotional support call to get your pet's ashes, but probably "heeeyy everyone, welcome back to my unboxing video" is probably not it. 230
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 15/05/2025hey actually fuck neighbors and fuck people because i just found a bed bug in my apartment that i never bring anything or anyone into and i never leave 010
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Reposted by Beans 🔻Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 14/05/2025you don’t even need to scratch a liberal at this point 211220
Reposted by Beans 🔻Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 14/05/2025The year is 1925. Coal miners in West Virginia have organized against the federal government over workplace safety. A prominent antisemitic billionaire automaker has thrown his support behind the German far right, aiding their rise to power. The year is 2025... 9983287
Reposted by Beans 🔻Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Bills that ban porn DO NOT get rid of porn. Porn, like abortions, moves underground, and any industry health/safety regulations put in place disappear. Women in sex work suffer, and a purposefully vague definition of what constitutes porn will be used to ban queer literature. This is Christocracy bs 10042242183
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Shoutout to my amazing workplace for: - understanding that a sick pet takes precedence over work - letting me retake my training because distracted by sick pet and ER visits - letting me cut out of work early to go to the vet - letting me take all the time off I need for bereavement of my boy 080
Reposted by Beans 🔻maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me 695307375175
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Grief is great. I threw out the litter box, and now I wanna go back down to the trash can and touch the scratch marks on the lip because he never quite could figure out how to bury his shit but damn, if he didn't try his hardest. 030
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I had to put my kitty to sleep tonight. Please give your pets all the kisses and snuggles. I promise you that it's never enough. I would give 20 years of my life for one more day. 160
Beans 🔻 @beanskitty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025This is only mildly tangentially related to the pope, but can young whippersnappers stop thinking that someone who is 69 is already suffering under dementia? Most people in the US are still working at 70. This idea that you turn 65 and wither into senile dust is so wild. 030