beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 7hIf Maye remembers how to play football again, I think the Pats will be able to get it done 021
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 20hDak was staring down the dude who said “embarrassing” in the tunnel like he was one of his receivers lmao 000
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 21hSomething something points maximization something something never settle for 3 points No clue why teams don’t take the points if it means increasing your lead by an additional possession 100
Reposted by beanbobaLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 22h“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 392324739852
Reposted by beanbobaKevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly. 401260254
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is why he should’ve asked the ref to hit that shit so he knew he was cool 010
Reposted by beanbobaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides 13849134
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That’s perfect, because all I can do at this point is laugh 030
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My best guess is that he went to the checkdown because he thought Greenlaw might’ve been able to make a play on the ball if he threw the dig (esp considering how long he sat after the fake) Plus, there was a pass rusher breaking through, so he took the easier pass to an open guy in the throwing lane 100
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I also love how he stems his route outside before faking out the DB with the foot fire, since that makes a break inside more plausible If you haven’t already, pick up Chism in your dynasty leagues 000
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here’s Chism’s route from his game winning TD catch. He does a great job with the foot fire at the top of the route, which makes the DB hesitate, take the slightest step inside, and get caught flat footed so Chism can win outside. Chism isn’t fast, but he is quick and I think this route shows it 100
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here are the numbers for week 4: Top 5 teams: Jaguars (6.2) (0) Chiefs (7.2) (0) 49ers (8.7) (0) Ravens (9.8) (+2) Bears (10.7) (0) Bottom 5 teams: Chargers (21.2) (+2) Commanders (21.8) (-11) Saints (22.0) (-7) Dolphins (22.3) (+1) Packers (23.8) (-1) 010
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tonight the Falcons defense had a pressure rate of 50.98% with a blitz rate of 21.57%, whereas the Saints defense had a pressure rate of 23.81% with a blitz rate of 61.90% (per @sumersports.bsky.social) The Saints won’t go far if they lose in the trenches like that 010
Reposted by beanbobawishda @wishda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I checked this week, my registration was gone. Durham County, NC voter in good standing for many years, and I was no longer a registered voter. 9351236
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026About to watch Primetime and the ads for local businesses that are blatant AI slop fucking kill me lmao 000
Reposted by beanbobaKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Al: So here comes Bundy into the game for the first time. You've all heard the Ted Bundy story, we don't need to go into it. Kirk: Dealt with a lot of adversity, and it's inspiring to see him face that adversity head on. Good looking guy too! Al: No kidding! So Bundy under center, 3 receiver set. 1456750
Reposted by beanbobavictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026it’s very funny that AI is so right wing coded at this moment when it is, fundamentally, the participation trophy machine 1847
Reposted by beanbobaDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 260185034890
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comLui: That's The Hard Part, But It Gets EasierAlt: Gif from Bojack Horseman where Bojack keels over in exhaustion from jogging but a jogger comes up and says, “it gets easier. But you gotta do it every day, that’s the hard part. But it does get easier” 000
Reposted by beanbobaLady D @ladydisdain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t understand why fraternities weren’t abolished years ago. This is not new. On second thought, this is exactly where many of the Epstein Class get their start. 764234
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jim: “You think he’s gonna find the clit?” Tony: “Ehhhh I don’t know, Jiiiiim” 020
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here are the numbers for week 3. Also included the change in pos from last week Top 5 teams: Jaguars (6.5) (+5) Chiefs (7.7) (0) 49ers (7.7) (-1) Seahawks (9.8) (-1) Bears (10.3) (+3) Bottom 5 teams: Browns (21.0) (+3) Colts (21.83) (0) Chargers (22.17) (0) Packers (24.0) (-6) Dolphins (24.0) (0) 110
Reposted by beanbobaArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 295055758
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Great call on going for the tush push instead of trying to spike it 000
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Or maybe it shows why you should take the points if it means going up by 2 possessions? 000
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah, looked like his foot caught the goal line. Won’t be surprised if this is a touchback 000
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ESPN playing Family Ties as they go to commercial? That’s pretty fucking dope 000
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Idk how the Patriots had Gonzalez on him for only 3 snaps yesterday (per SumerSports) 010
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My comparison to Mac is moreso a comparison of their mental states vs their talent. Mac looked solid for the first 3 weeks of 2023, but after that strip sack against Dallas, it was over for him. If Maye has an outing against Buffalo that’s like Mac’s against Dallas, RIP to any of Maye’s confidence 010
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It appears that he doesn’t have a lot of trust in what he sees. Add in his accuracy issues and you get the disaster we saw today Also, the Jags D getting a pressure rate of 54.05% on a blitz rate of only 13.51% doesn’t help things at all. This is rapidly becoming a 2023 Mac Jones situation 100
beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Something’s going on in his head. There was play last week where he saw a guy wide open deep, but he hesitated and couldn’t rip it. In general, his tape shows that he’ll opt for the scramble instead of throwing to open guys 100