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Amateur football game film analyst | Zillennial | Can converse with just Sopranos quotes | Unapologetic Mac Jones Truther | Long live the fullback!

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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 5h
Dracula Flow meme

The worms in my head won't shut the hell up. They're telling me to go absolutely fucking stupid on 'em
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 7h
Happy Leif Erikson Day everyone!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 7h
If Maye remembers how to play football again, I think the Pats will be able to get it done
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 20h
Dak was staring down the dude who said “embarrassing” in the tunnel like he was one of his receivers lmao
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 21h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 1
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 21h
Something something points maximization something something never settle for 3 points No clue why teams don’t take the points if it means increasing your lead by an additional possession
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 22h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dracula Flow meme

I'm smoking on pussy slaw
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I5
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 08/10/2026
bolty irl
Santa looking guy riding a horse. sorry says "it might not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why he should’ve asked the ref to hit that shit so he knew he was cool
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s perfect, because all I can do at this point is laugh
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My best guess is that he went to the checkdown because he thought Greenlaw might’ve been able to make a play on the ball if he threw the dig (esp considering how long he sat after the fake) Plus, there was a pass rusher breaking through, so he took the easier pass to an open guy in the throwing lane
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also love how he stems his route outside before faking out the DB with the foot fire, since that makes a break inside more plausible If you haven’t already, pick up Chism in your dynasty leagues
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here’s Chism’s route from his game winning TD catch. He does a great job with the foot fire at the top of the route, which makes the DB hesitate, take the slightest step inside, and get caught flat footed so Chism can win outside. Chism isn’t fast, but he is quick and I think this route shows it
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here are the numbers for week 4: Top 5 teams: Jaguars (6.2) (0) Chiefs (7.2) (0) 49ers (8.7) (0) Ravens (9.8) (+2) Bears (10.7) (0) Bottom 5 teams: Chargers (21.2) (+2) Commanders (21.8) (-11) Saints (22.0) (-7) Dolphins (22.3) (+1) Packers (23.8) (-1)
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight the Falcons defense had a pressure rate of 50.98% with a blitz rate of 21.57%, whereas the Saints defense had a pressure rate of 23.81% with a blitz rate of 61.90% (per @sumersports.bsky.social) The Saints won’t go far if they lose in the trenches like that
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s criminally underrated
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, I see Chism balled the fuck out today
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14
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wishda @wishda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I checked this week, my registration was gone. Durham County, NC voter in good standing for many years, and I was no longer a registered voter.
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
About to watch Primetime and the ads for local businesses that are blatant AI slop fucking kill me lmao
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair, that was a great stunt
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al: So here comes Bundy into the game for the first time. You've all heard the Ted Bundy story, we don't need to go into it. Kirk: Dealt with a lot of adversity, and it's inspiring to see him face that adversity head on. Good looking guy too! Al: No kidding! So Bundy under center, 3 receiver set.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
it’s very funny that AI is so right wing coded at this moment when it is, fundamentally, the participation trophy machine
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
5 year old me telling my mom I threw up at 2 AM like:
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lui: That's The Hard Part, But It Gets Easier
Alt: Gif from Bojack Horseman where Bojack keels over in exhaustion from jogging but a jogger comes up and says, “it gets easier. But you gotta do it every day, that’s the hard part. But it does get easier”
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Lady D @ladydisdain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t understand why fraternities weren’t abolished years ago. This is not new. On second thought, this is exactly where many of the Epstein Class get their start.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
Black text that reads:

229 new affordable homes are coming to the Bronx.

We just broke ground on Sol on Park:
• 80 homes for current NYCHA residents
• 69 homes for formerly homeless seniors
• 79 homes for low- and middle-income seniors
• 8,000 sq. ft. of community space, including a health and wellness center 

This is what’s possible when we invest in NYCHA and use the power of government to build a City where New Yorkers come first.
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jim: “You think he’s gonna find the clit?” Tony: “Ehhhh I don’t know, Jiiiiim”
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here are the numbers for week 3. Also included the change in pos from last week Top 5 teams: Jaguars (6.5) (+5) Chiefs (7.7) (0) 49ers (7.7) (-1) Seahawks (9.8) (-1) Bears (10.3) (+3) Bottom 5 teams: Browns (21.0) (+3) Colts (21.83) (0) Chargers (22.17) (0) Packers (24.0) (-6) Dolphins (24.0) (0)
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great call on going for the tush push instead of trying to spike it
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or maybe it shows why you should take the points if it means going up by 2 possessions?
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should’ve taken the points to go up two possessions
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, looked like his foot caught the goal line. Won’t be surprised if this is a touchback
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ESPN playing Family Ties as they go to commercial? That’s pretty fucking dope
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idk how the Patriots had Gonzalez on him for only 3 snaps yesterday (per SumerSports)
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a way to end a great day of football!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
West coast best coast!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My comparison to Mac is moreso a comparison of their mental states vs their talent. Mac looked solid for the first 3 weeks of 2023, but after that strip sack against Dallas, it was over for him. If Maye has an outing against Buffalo that’s like Mac’s against Dallas, RIP to any of Maye’s confidence
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
His film has been concerning bsky.app/profile/bean...
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It appears that he doesn’t have a lot of trust in what he sees. Add in his accuracy issues and you get the disaster we saw today Also, the Jags D getting a pressure rate of 54.05% on a blitz rate of only 13.51% doesn’t help things at all. This is rapidly becoming a 2023 Mac Jones situation
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something’s going on in his head. There was play last week where he saw a guy wide open deep, but he hesitated and couldn’t rip it. In general, his tape shows that he’ll opt for the scramble instead of throwing to open guys
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