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Amateur football game film analyst | Zillennial | Can converse with just Sopranos quotes | Unapologetic Mac Jones Truther | Long live the fullback!

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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 7h
Dak was staring down the dude who said “embarrassing” in the tunnel like he was one of his receivers lmao
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 8h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 1
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 10h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 12h
Dracula Flow meme

I'm smoking on pussy slaw
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 08/10/2026
bolty irl
Santa looking guy riding a horse. sorry says "it might not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here’s Chism’s route from his game winning TD catch. He does a great job with the foot fire at the top of the route, which makes the DB hesitate, take the slightest step inside, and get caught flat footed so Chism can win outside. Chism isn’t fast, but he is quick and I think this route shows it
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight the Falcons defense had a pressure rate of 50.98% with a blitz rate of 21.57%, whereas the Saints defense had a pressure rate of 23.81% with a blitz rate of 61.90% (per @sumersports.bsky.social) The Saints won’t go far if they lose in the trenches like that
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, I see Chism balled the fuck out today
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14
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wishda @wishda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I checked this week, my registration was gone. Durham County, NC voter in good standing for many years, and I was no longer a registered voter.
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
About to watch Primetime and the ads for local businesses that are blatant AI slop fucking kill me lmao
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al: So here comes Bundy into the game for the first time. You've all heard the Ted Bundy story, we don't need to go into it. Kirk: Dealt with a lot of adversity, and it's inspiring to see him face that adversity head on. Good looking guy too! Al: No kidding! So Bundy under center, 3 receiver set.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
it’s very funny that AI is so right wing coded at this moment when it is, fundamentally, the participation trophy machine
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
5 year old me telling my mom I threw up at 2 AM like:
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Lady D @ladydisdain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t understand why fraternities weren’t abolished years ago. This is not new. On second thought, this is exactly where many of the Epstein Class get their start.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
Black text that reads:

229 new affordable homes are coming to the Bronx.

We just broke ground on Sol on Park:
• 80 homes for current NYCHA residents
• 69 homes for formerly homeless seniors
• 79 homes for low- and middle-income seniors
• 8,000 sq. ft. of community space, including a health and wellness center 

This is what’s possible when we invest in NYCHA and use the power of government to build a City where New Yorkers come first.
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jim: “You think he’s gonna find the clit?” Tony: “Ehhhh I don’t know, Jiiiiim”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great call on going for the tush push instead of trying to spike it
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should’ve taken the points to go up two possessions
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ESPN playing Family Ties as they go to commercial? That’s pretty fucking dope
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a way to end a great day of football!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looked like Shough could’ve had Vele on that deep corner route
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re not watching Saints-Raiders, you’re severely missing out
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shough with ANOTHER TD pass!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SHOUGH BOYS ASSEMBLE!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great coverage from McKinstry there. Bowers never had a chance on that one
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shough looking ice cold on that TD pass!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Per @sumersports.bsky.social, Parker Washington had the following matchups today v the Patriots Davis: 7 snaps (1/1 5 yds) Jones: 6 snaps (1/1 17 yds TD) Spillane: 4 snaps (0/0) Gonzalez: 3 snaps (0/0) Byard: 3 snaps (1/2 18 yds) Having Gonzo go against Washington only 3 times is not ideal!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay Murray!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Raiders will have a pretty good starting field position for this upcoming drive
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daaaaamn, just a little overthrown by Shough there
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminder that every accusation is a confession from these fuckers
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great read and great ball placement from Shough on his TD pass to Johnson!
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shough with an absolute piss missile to Vele for the 1st down
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Purdy making that throw was certainly a choice
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Michael Wilson was able to get his hands on it, that would’ve been an insane catch
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Game sealing INT from Cam Ward
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maye looks like he could use a tall boy and some cigarettes rn
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TLaw really taking the knee on the 1 instead of running it in for the TD 😭
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kicking it here is insane, but they may as well get Borregales some live reps
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a dumb fucking penalty to take
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus, that kick “return” from Kyle Williams was something
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beanboba @beanboba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not having Christian Gonzalez cover Parker Washington is certainly a choice
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