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Beaker

@beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Fucks sake
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
🙄
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
No, but appreciate all the suggestions. Keep them coming.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I think it was recommended by @shawnline.bsky.social maybe??? I think it was from around 2016. West Coast but not the actual coast. I think the fellas were sitting on a car.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Nope!
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Thanks but it's not that
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The album would have been from 2016-2020
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
(More Mac Dre than Souls of Mischief)
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Please help. Trying to remember an album someone recommended me on twitter about 5 years ago. Bay area hip hop sound but I dont think the artist was from there. Cover had him and his mates on. Black and white shot I think.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Really did not want to see a picture of UFC fighter Conor McGregor's penis this morning. I was looking for a picture of my neighbour Conor McGregor's penis.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My girlfriend introducing me to her parents: And this is my mum, Margot Me, getting extremely nervous and putting on a Chief Keef voice for some reason: That's the shit I DO like
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Bikram... yoda?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
What about something around Bluskyactiv Technology
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Everyone wants high density until they see what it looks like
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Me and three mates loitering
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
You've got it
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Ah fuck. I'm a guy
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
📈📈📈
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Just checking on my retirement fund
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Zootopia 2 sounds like something a rural loner gets charged with
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When it comes to turning a can of Mountain Dew into a stream of hot piss you've really gotta hand it to the human body
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
New name unlocked for the dog: MC Goodboy
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hmm
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Who would win in a fight between a gorilla and Parkinson's
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
McDonald's stole my idea for mechanically recovered chicken pureed then deep fried
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Is it 'Hasbro's lawyers'
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It obviously wasn't his first time
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Suffocation. Terrible way to go.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Which makes the chocolate....? That's right, its skin.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Just watched The Godfather. I thought it was going to be about my dad's friend.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Once i went into the toilet at work and there was a guy in there pissing into the urinal from really far back, like arcing it in. When he saw me he scuttled forward really quickly.
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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
good time to get your novel about a literature professor who keeps having to dodge the advances of his most beautiful students published
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When that guy from The New Radicals shouts WE'LL KICK YOUR ASSES... chills
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Seeing Luis Antonio Tagle test driving one of those cars with the massive bubbles and sprinting to the bookies
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
☝️
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Man's on that shit that made maui lose his hook
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
She prader on my willi till I- (my boss approaches and I expertly switch to the Yahoo Finance tab)
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Yeah I think video game characters should have bigger tits. All of them. Imagine a whopping great pair of spaniels ears bouncing off Rayman's knees.
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
"So I know you've been wondering what I've been up to" No
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
(about to deliver some news that nobody on earth gives a shit about) The cat is finally out of the bag!
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
How it feels going out to pick up my dog's shits in the morning
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Fuck this
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The clown
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
IT is a cunt
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Me, age 12, passenger seat of silver Volvo 240: Here we go, Dad. I'll put on my wu-tang tape. There's a bit of swearing and stuff but I think you'll really like them! 🤓 RZA: 99 CENT BEER DRINKIN, PUSSY STINKIN, FUCKIN SO MUCH YOUR ASS AND TITTIES START SHRINKIN
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Rules are rules
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Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Yeah yeah fuck off
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