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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
About an hour before the ATF's new statement on their enforcement of the NFA I was looking up whether or not a front strap on a close bolt semi auto MAC-10 clone makes the pistol an AOW (prolly does from what I've read) but now that doesn't matter for at least two years.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 06/09/2026
from the get yourself killed for no reason school of lib activism
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So often I see a "brand new tactic" of protesting that not only relies on bullshit looney tunes logic (like what i rt'd here) but is often a crime that will get you fined at least, imprisoned at worst.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
seeing this spread by well-meaning accounts. but I don't think this is actually happening and it also strikes me as extremely dangerous both for legal exposure (imitating officers is a fairly serious crime) and for physical safety.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
getting sent to prison for a three year stint for impersonating a fed to own the chuds
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh shit Peter Cullen too
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, now Curry. They say these celebrity deaths happen in threes.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Raining again, local festival closed cause the park it's hosted at flooded.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Flooding is fucking shit up here in Indy
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Imagine that this sticks and some Turkish gun companies start cranking out jank tacticool clones of the Ithaca Auto & Burglar and 37 Stakeout.
Ithaca Auto & Burglar Second/"B" Model. 20 gauge smoothbore pistol.Ithaca 37 Stakeout model. 12 gauge. Recommended for Close Encounters.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Feeling better today. The fair was nice but boy howdy these fast moving storms are truly something else. Me and my parents got stuck at the pioneer village waiting out a half-hour long downpour. At least the barn had some live music. A big chunk of the state is now under flood advisories.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The return of the JFMSU haircut
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
went to the state fair today. now my head's pounding and i feel feverish
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Prolly nothing's going to come of this as Trump loves to kiss Boomer ass and once he hears some Methuselah's OG 95% wore out SIONICS MAC-10 Two-Stage suppressor's value will crater he'll tell his DOJ to add the NFA to the constitution.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Actually it just gets rid of the fuck-fuck games that the ATF requires to register these thing so they could be purchased. They'll still need background checks to purchase. Actually since suppressors can be 3d printed or just made at home the "Gun Industry CEOs" will actually LOSE money
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The "is fortnite actually overrated?" meme showing a still from a youtube video three kids about age 10. sitting on a couch discussing the title. It looks exactly like like the photo in the original post, which is not all texted and which is of Hunter Biden, Nick Fuentes and some third clown sitting in chairs and talking about something stupid.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this site's trending bar is worthless LOL
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AZ Intel @azintel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
WATCH: Footage captures the moment the roof collapsed at a BJ’s store in Oakhurst, New Jersey. No injuries reported.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why do their rifles have no sights?
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Tail-Blazer @tail-blazer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Girls ballooning out of Edwardian clothes appreciation post. <3
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Comm! 2B, with huge, artificially perky tits in an Edwardian dress. #grindart
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Car's fucked. First a drum brake started grinding, we got it fixed. Then the fuel line went bad, they refused to fix it as the car's so rusted. we fixed it ourselves then the brakelines start SPRAYING. Fuck it. 11 years under my ownership. 24 years on the road. it's done.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Not doing good man not doing good
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Vinny needs an adult
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Slightly off topic but reading Big Vape was funny as it's written so that you're supposed to despise Juul but despite their scummy advertising they probably got hit with one of the most effective scaremongering campaigns ever made and wound up creating the 10x worse disposable vape industry.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Looks like the Secret Service replaced their iconic Uzi briefcases with backpack MP7s. Still got that drip.
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MisterTimber @mistertimber912.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Color fun with Caine! :) Massive thanks to @alexrochonva.bsky.social he did incredible!
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SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Small anime girl wearing a hat that says “please be patient I have autism” saying “it's crazy how if u get good grades they let u raw dog autism your whole life”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/12/2024
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

-The Onion
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
4.2k likes. For three arm AI slop art. 4.2k likes.
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KiNG ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @kingsleepyhead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i've gotten a bit of help so far but i'd still encourage folks to share this around and lend any aid you can
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Let’s…uh…maybe cool it on the Taco stuff. Not sure that double-dog daring Trump into war crimes is good
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"HURH HURH TRUMP DIDN'T NUKE/MOAB TEHRAN TALK ABOUT A #TACO MOMENT HUHH?" I fucking hate boomerlibs so much.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There's some footage of this shooting and it's hilarious as the gunmen are using Turkish semi-auto tacticool floperator shotguns and one gunman is constantly clearing jams while the others apparently stopped working entirely. And then they get smoked. Don't buy Turkshit shotguns.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 31/03/2026
super mario galaxy movie is just this but not a joke
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
All the QRTs and repsonses to this proves that the CSI "all law enforcement forensics are 110% super-duper accurate" psyop has succeeded. It's a little hard to get ballistics data off a fragmented bullet. There's people who believe that "gait analysis" is anything more than Fed scaremongering bunk.
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Rubin @atlasdoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sometimes it's fun to doodle something like this.
Ngl, the new Pressure update was kinda mid. Ik it wasn't suppose to have a lot since it's name kind of is a dead giveaway for what the update entails. But felt like some new stuff for base game would've been nice. Other than the Doombringer DSB skin, the new OST for this update was good. It's admittedly what inspired this image
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
fucking STORMING here, might lose power
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KiNG ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @kingsleepyhead.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
guess who still hasnt hit his deductible and has to pay full price for therapy… anything helps 🙏😭
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Dejan Pantic @serbianism.com · 01/03/2026
Humans of planet Earth, when some of you push the obvious disinfo like "Iranian hackers vow to publish alleged videos of Trump with minors" you are doing all of us a disservice because bad governments like MAGA love it when their opponents paint themselves as deranged idiots. It's counterproductive.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Government approved white lightning Mr Natural blotter coming soon to TrumpRx.
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This is fair. I mainly take issue with how theory culture overcomplicates and misses the point of media. Too often it focuses too hard on piecing together a puzzle, rather than the appreciating whole picture and what it's saying; the "no meaning, only lore" idea that killed Twin Peaks for 25 years.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I was able to do the set again in about 20 minutes, with less breaks. Wasn't able to do the last rep of planks 'cause the time is core-hurty.
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
been doing a workout routine 3x10 pushups 3x10 bench dips 3x15 body weight squats 3x30 second planks was only able to do half on friday, was able to do it today with frequent 1-3 minute breaks
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happy @happyroadkill.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
average conspiracy cycle when it’s actually real
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Snow's supposed to start right when I get to work tomorrow fml
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Fuck looks like im pulling an all nighter
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Swoot @beafstu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
it's amazing how much the 2016 Ghost Ship fire has been memory holed. I'm surprised that Youtubers don't make more (if any) documentaries about it.
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