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profbbq

@bbq.university
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he/him professor, applied smoked meat studies.

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profbbq @bbq.university · 22/08/2026
Sad kaneki pfp meme
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profbbq @bbq.university · 15/07/2026
PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN II
“PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN” stylized as seen on Telemundo hydration breaks during World Cup broadcasts. It is overlays an image of the 10th Doctor holding a drink.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 15/07/2026
PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
“PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN” stylized as seen on Telemundo hydration breaks during World Cup broadcasts. It overlays an image of a British man cooling himself in a trash bin filled with water, drinking a cocktail in a coup garnished with a citrus slice.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 18/02/2026
Screenshot from Arrested Development. Tobias stands across from a doctor.

Doctor: "I'm sorry I need you to be completely undressed"
Tobias, holding a pair of jeans and undressed save for a pair of jorts: "I am completely undressed"
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/12/2024
Deploying the "a hotdog is a sandwich" taxonomy thought technology to this concept. An affogato is a fluid poured over a solid. This is an affogato.
Close-up of a course from Michelin starred restaurant Bros. It is a white plaster cast of the restaurant's chef's mouth with dark orange citrus foam dribbling from the lips.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 17/02/2024
I can’t believe they went with this but I’m so happy they did because: lol. lmao.
Columbus Crew’s new 2024 kit laid on turf. It is primarily yellow with a prominent black zig-zag design across the chest.Charlie Brown
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profbbq @bbq.university · 17/09/2023
United game is over so there’s nothing left to distract from the Bama game.
Frame from A Clockwork Orange in which Malcolm McDowell is subjected to the Ludovico Technique. He is strapped to chair with eyelids clipped open.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 16/09/2023
Bad game gets the PIP
TV showing Atlanta United vs Inter Miami with Alabama vs USF in picture-in-picture
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profbbq @bbq.university · 06/07/2023
gm bluesky. have a blue sky.
Sun shines through a blue, partly cloudy sky above downtown Birmingham at golden hour.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 05/07/2023
You see them at the store. How do you open?
A pair of scissors in rigid plastic blister packaging.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/07/2023
“Shit faster!” I scream as a flurry of pings graduates to a call
Baby possum, he scream at own ass.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/07/2023
Logging on for a shift at the observation station (reading your skeets)
Boston Terrier looking out of window attentively.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/07/2023
Me reading as many skeets as I want
Middle aged man reclining in over-engineered computer chair with three computer monitors.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 01/07/2023
Blue iMessage that reads “Also, I’m going to be filming my new show ‘Seinfeld’ late this month. The team would be stoked to have you along. I’m sure you’re also welcome to play George.”
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profbbq @bbq.university · 30/06/2023
reskeet with a photo where u look vaguely menacing
Lo-fi broadcast photo of man in red tracksuit and white sweatband pointing at camera with serious expression. Caption reads “Nikolai Babushka”.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 30/06/2023
George W. Bush gives a thumbs up in front of a banner reading “Mission Accomplished” aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 23/06/2023
This gremlin
Boston Terrier laying on a couch, half covered by blanket with bemused expression
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