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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a group of friends are chatting in front of a record player playing music through some speakers. Friend 1 sticks his thumb at the speakers and says, “yeah, dude. This band is washed up.” Panel 2: standing among the group is a badly decaying beaked whale carcass holding a can of beer. Two other friends in the group look disappointedly at friend 1. They interject: “whoa, man.” “You can’t say that.” Panel 3: Friend 1 shrugs sheepishly and says, “it’s a phrase!” One of the girls puts a caring hand on the arm of the whale carcass. The carcass reassures her calmly, “I’m fine…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SEATTLE on the NE 50th St Overpass No wind, no rain, no clouds stops us from fighting for America.🇺🇸🫡 🇺🇸
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 26/07/2026
A solar eclipse. On Saturn. By Titan. Photographed from Earth. 📷: AJ Smadi (StardustAstro/Correct_Presence_936)
Saturn seen during the day from Earth, oriented with its ring system almost edge-on. Small points of light near the planet are its major moons. A dark circle on the planet itself is the shadow of Titan.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pay the toll
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a knight in armor rides valiantly on the back of a dragon through a mountain valley. Panel 2: the dragon is sitting facing a wall, parked next to some cars in a small, dingy parking lot. The knight is straining slightly to shield his eyes from the sun as he examines a sticker-covered sign displaying the parking payment info. There is another one of these signs behind him that reads “parkTroll” and features a little app logo of a grinning face of a troll.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back. Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell. Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two coworkers stand by a desk, drinking coffee. A third coworker, who happens to be a squid, walks past them holding a large stack of thick binders. One of the human coworkers remarks mockingly, “hey Eric. Need an extra hand with that?” Panel 2: the human coworkers start laughing, but are cut off by an on-screen narrator who enters the frame. The narrator says, “Stop.”Panel 3: the narrator is now standing in front of a closeup shot of Eric the squid at his desk looking distraught. The narrator continues, “squid discrimination in the workplace. Know the signs.”
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nah
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Batman '66 by Kevin Maguire
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Albino Badguy @albinobadguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Some people may disagree with this, but this is my opinion. If you don't intend to treat a pet as a member of your family & household, don't get one. This includes letting them on the furniture and letting them sleep in bed with you. Yes. Things will get scratched up and covered in hair. Enjoy it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey behind the wheel of a car is eating a banana. His foot is on the steering wheel. The monkey asks, “so, can you drive this thing?” Panel 2: another monkey sitting in the passenger seat is wearing wraparound pit viper sunglasses and also stuffing his face with a banana. He replies, “can I what” Panel 3: the banana truck they’ve hijacked goes flying over the edge of a cliff.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two mice are ogling at someone off panel. One mouse says, “oh my gosh, did it hurt?” Another says, “it looks so cool…” Panel 2: the subject of their attention is another mouse with a huge mouse trap clamped on his ear. He is surrounded by interested, flirty mice. He nonchalantly tries to calm the crowd by putting his hands up and saying “ahaha… ladies, ladies…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a cow is being abducted by a UFO. Panel 2. The cow is standing inside the UFO in an observation room. It’s unusually still and unresponsive. There is a grey alien standing next to the cow, rubbing his chin, looking confused about the motionless nature of the cow. Another grey alien is emerging from off panel, and is smiling and shushing someone else out of frame. Panel 3: the cow opens on a hinge laterally down the middle. It’s hollow on the inside and a grey alien stripper pops out, smiling, with a big theatrical gesture. The first alien is laughing and totally surprised, and his buddies excitedly laugh and step into frame to celebrate.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I just sent this out to Democracy Docket premium members, but in light of the Postmasters comments this morning threatening voting by mail, I felt it is urgent to post it online for everyone. Please read and share. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/mail...
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Mail-in voting is under attack. Here's what you can do
The USPS is proposing a rule that would require states to share information about voters who request mail-in or absentee ballots for federal elections.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is hunched over at his desk inputting spreadsheet information on his computer. From the doorway behind him, his colleague asks, “are you free to help me train the new hire?” Panel 2: looking a bit worn out, the man at the computer turns around halfway and replies, “look man— I’m kinda in a rush to finish these…” Panel 3: he interrupts himself, mildly shocked. He exclaims, “Red Bionicle??” This supposed new hire is indeed the original red bionicle, clad in office attire and holding a brown messenger bag, is standing with his colleague in the doorway.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
did you know they make special airpods where you have to yell into them if you're on a call in public
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two people are laying romantically in the grass on a clear day. The girl asks the guy, “where does the wind come from?” Panel 2: the guy calmly replies, “pressure changes?” The girl says, “ahh…” Panel 3: Professor Propeller, a small, rotund mustached man in a skin tight suit covered in rotating fans blowing air around, peeks out from behind a tree. He says deviously, “that’s right, you morons…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Let me check things out
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy wearing swim trunks and a snorkeling mask walks confidently into the ocean on a public beach surrounded by some scattered onlookers. He is carrying an electric lantern and his snorkeling tube is very tall, extending up and out of the frame. Panel 2: he continues forward into the water, nearly fully submerged with only the top of his head above water. The snorkel is still too tall to be seen completely in frame. The onlookers watch blankly as he disappears under the surface. Panel 3: the guy is walking casually at the abyssal floor of the ocean, where no light penetrates. His electric lantern illuminates his immediate vicinity. He is surrounded by a collection of weird deep sea creatures, including a deep sea isopod, vampire squid, chimaera, and barrel eye fish. Can you name all the creatures in frame?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chrysalis hangs from a branch in a tree. Panel 2: inside the chrysalis is a small room. A caterpillar is sitting on the floor looking exhausted and frustrated with its head in its hand. Scattered on the floor around the caterpillar are large parts of butterfly wings in boxes like pieces of furniture that require assembly, and an electric drill, and a beer.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i (79M) made a work excuse to skip my son's (48M) wedding but i'm definitely going to an nba finals game later this week. AITA?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a wraith with a long scythe floats over a reflective pool on a surreal, desolate landscape with many moons. There are two guys in sunglasses looking at him blankly. The wraith solemnly says to the guys, “welcome… to the edge of eternity.” Panel 2: one of the guys is taking a photo on his phone of the other guy, who is smiling and posed in front of the landscape, giving a chill “hang loose” 🤙 hand signal. Both of the dudes are wearing fanny packs and the one posing for the picture is wearing a Messi Argentina jersey. The wraith, looking mildly annoyed, says, “stop that.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a housefly is stuck to flypaper. It says, “Well… cant get any worse than this.” Panel 2: another fly flies into frame and also gets stuck on the same flypaper. The second fly remarks, “Brian? From high school?” The first fly says, “Lord, take me now”
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Ian H 💚🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 @muchechops.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A lot of newer followers often ask me who Tina was, the dog that means so much to me. This is her beautiful story A lot of older followers will also enjoy seeing her big, beautiful face I'm sure.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
quote posts are like. hey nice post. make it all about me though
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would fix the website
a dialog box reads:

Post reply?
You could probably just stay out of it.

The two buttons are:
- Mind my own business (default)
- Reply anyway
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You could offer me footballer wages or any incentive in the world to stop helping dogs and I'd say no. Nothing in the world beats sitting with Sienna tonight in her new bandana 5 months after she came in totally broken telling her about her new family home. Priceless feeling
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend
a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 18/04/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
me every time I tell myself I'm not going to do a doomscroll, only to end up doing a doomscroll
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ALT: a projector with a light coming out of it and the words `` i looked at the trap , ray '' written above it .
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🇺🇸🇨🇿🇺🇦⚫ @czeckmate2024.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Senator Ron Wyden is one of the more restrained members of the Senate who carefully chooses his words. I’ve never seen him angry. When RON WYDEN says this, LISTEN:
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Wisconsin joins 22 other states suing to block Donald Trump’s UNCONSTITUTIONAL executive order targeting mail-in ballots. Trump wants to take over elections. Wisconsin will NEVER let that happen. Time. To. Fight. Back. 😎✨
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ACLU @aclu.org · 02/04/2026
BREAKING: We're challenging President Trump's executive order that aims to restrict mail-in voting. Once again, the president is trying to seize power he doesn't have at the expense of our democracy.
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