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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Billionaires are pouring millions of dollars into our state to buy this senate seat. Big Money is powerful, but it’s nothing compared to People Power. Sign up to knock doors during our Weekend of Action: www.mobilize.us/texasdemocra...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sharpness and clarity of these are awesome
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we’re gonna have a shittier Apple going forward. This pretty much proves it.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a little worm.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dario the weird little worm
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Staggering incompetence != scary AI
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All said to pump stock.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Which is how you know they’re full of shit.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s obvious their security controls are lacking.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watch these dumb mother fuckers go republican in November. Stupidity cannot be cured in these people
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Source?
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who is this!?
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And they’ll vote republican again in November. These idiots can’t be helped
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never underestimate the American ability to vote against your own interest
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is he gonna do beyond launching a few missiles? the ground invasion is off the table 
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, as they are in power right now, they will probably succeed in rigging it. But also, we can’t really trust any of this shit remember, in 2016 Hillary was projected to win. the average American has the intelligence of a fruit fly, they’re gonna vote against their own interest.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Polls are always wrong. My guess is that Republicans are about 10 points up wherever polls show they are down. If people were dumb enough to vote for this in 2024 why would they change now?
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fair enough. Hoping for the best
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They’re just NOW doing this? We’ve known this was the plan for months. Bring your passports to the polls. They will be checking citizenship before allowing you to vote. The courts won’t move fast enough to stop this.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And yet, this is what America wants.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t why they’re upset. They voted for this.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don’t ever believe the polls they are always wrong by several orders of magnitude my guess is that in reality it’s gonna be a tight race across the board and Democrats will be lucky to get a Slim majority in the house at best 
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We know in the end, though they will still make the wrong choice
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A lot of bangers on there
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Give em hell Marc!
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely drop your ballot off in person do not trust Postal Service. They are an extension of the regime at this point.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You know Thomas fucking voted to give Trump what he wanted
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now they’ll use desperate and violent means to keep power. They really should just shut the fuck up and keep it a surprise.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shitty marketing.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Get that little weasel
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a group of friends are chatting in front of a record player playing music through some speakers. Friend 1 sticks his thumb at the speakers and says, “yeah, dude. This band is washed up.” Panel 2: standing among the group is a badly decaying beaked whale carcass holding a can of beer. Two other friends in the group look disappointedly at friend 1. They interject: “whoa, man.” “You can’t say that.” Panel 3: Friend 1 shrugs sheepishly and says, “it’s a phrase!” One of the girls puts a caring hand on the arm of the whale carcass. The carcass reassures her calmly, “I’m fine…”
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is what Americans voted for.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SEATTLE on the NE 50th St Overpass No wind, no rain, no clouds stops us from fighting for America.🇺🇸🫡 🇺🇸
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ll never eat beef again.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s interesting that he’s even bothering. Texas booted 1.2 million votes off the rolls. If they cheat, they don’t need to care about the will of the people 
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Most of that was Nvidias own money I bet. Circular financing is a hell of a drug.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Uh oh. You’ve hit a nerve 🥰
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sol has been great. Opus not so much
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You and your team are such incredible people
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Do we? Half the country was too apathetic to even vote or stay home out of protest.
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Alan Wake @bbmin7b5.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You and your team are heroes. Wishing the best for this pup 🤞
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