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xoxo, bauhaus

@bauhaus99.bsky.social
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can the gay icons get in the group chat and agree to space out the tours a bit more so that my wallet can know peace
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
soft launching the new tattoo 🤭
A Polaroid of Bauhaus’ thigh tattoo of a bondage suspension
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone stole aux at the bar and started playing horse sounds
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dry swallowed all of my meds together this morning and I think that really set the tone for the day I’m now having
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Aula🇵🇸 @aularong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔺🔺🔺🔺
Pyramid diagram
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Lee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pitts are the eyes to the hole or whatever the saying is
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jerking off with my left hand and crocheting with my right hand so both forearms get worked equally 😌
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know it’s a generational difference in communication styles but if one more of my coworkers messages me not even asking but telling me to do something I’m gonna lose it
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im two(ish) steps away from being done refurnishing my apartment and im kinda really obsessed with how it’s coming together
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need an extra 8 hours in my day I have too much stuff to do
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I haven’t had enough caffeine today and it shows
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Them: “NO TAPS!” Me:
static.klipy.com
Beyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/Tablet
ALT: Beyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/Tablet
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Disney really said they don’t know what to do with the muppet show…… baby it’s the muppet show just make it I don’t see what the issue is
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hot proof of the rope top era 🥵
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
back to being a rope bunny
bauhaus taking a mirror selfie in a jockstrap and gray full body rope harness
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Watching a video essay ranking the muppets based on how well they would do on drag race and it’s very nice to know someone has the exact same brand of tism as me
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
quick fit check 😌 #mcm
Bauhaus in a jockstrap taking a mirror selfie
Their face is cut off at the top
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“penis, the futch of the bouba Kiki spectrum” - @pupripley.bsky.social
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🅴 Rassragr @siameseeels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gay people stop telling our lore and lingo to straights challenge.
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Refurnishing and redecorating is just giant tetris spread out over like 2 weeks
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 19/08/2026
i do want to see your armpits actually
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s about to be Barbie’s dreamhouse im manifesting it
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The answer is yes I can 🙂‍↕️
Bauhaus in a cropped crochet topCloseup photo of an open crochet top
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m convinced stock image websites are rooting for my downfall
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The fact that my cold brew is most likely concentrate and not regular cold brew is doing most of the heavy lifting tbh
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
too many things are on my to do list today but I’m being so strong and getting so many of them done please clap
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Clive Daddy Rosfield @asymetricalhomo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good morning. I think the world is the way it is because we let the 2015 “The Muppets” sitcom flop.
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
enough lofi girl I want boiler room sets to work and relax to
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have too many vocal stims with origins that have been lost to time so whenever I say them to new people I can’t even reference the source
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Once I get a massive chest and arms and better mental health im gonna be unstoppable
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Train bathroom lighting goes hard
Bauhaus in a train bathroom lifting their shirt to show their chest, stomach, and bush
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
At what point am I allowed to quit my job and just draw furry porn full time
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Do we think I can crochet a shirt by next weekend
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just got introduced to the condiment packet archive and I fear my tism is about to be taken to new heights
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tyra Banks’s everything I eat in a day video breakfast section would make such a good drag number
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me on Wikipedia at 2am
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Crocheting slutty little outfits in a god honoring way*
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🅴 Rassragr @siameseeels.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s not all twinks. But it’s always a twink.
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Me getting asked for my opinion when I wasn’t paying attention in a design feedback meeting
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every fcf I drool over everyone’s PAs so time to start planning one for myself 👀
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Simply a dog with an Adobe subscription
Bauhaus shirtless in a pink and gray pup hood flexing their arm to show off their chest and pit
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
diva who forgot to set an alarm
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 28/07/2026
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Once I get a walking pad for under my desk and my mental health improves because I can actually move during the day I’m gonna be unstoppable
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So I know I shouldn’t take on another project but like what if I brushed up on UI design and designed a gay app that doesn’t suck
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
who wants to come nap rn
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xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why has this July felt like it’s been 20 years long
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