xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can the gay icons get in the group chat and agree to space out the tours a bit more so that my wallet can know peace 0130
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone stole aux at the bar and started playing horse sounds 1150
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dry swallowed all of my meds together this morning and I think that really set the tone for the day I’m now having 3180
Reposted by xoxo, bauhausLee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pitts are the eyes to the hole or whatever the saying is 1496
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jerking off with my left hand and crocheting with my right hand so both forearms get worked equally 😌 5290
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I know it’s a generational difference in communication styles but if one more of my coworkers messages me not even asking but telling me to do something I’m gonna lose it 1170
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Im two(ish) steps away from being done refurnishing my apartment and im kinda really obsessed with how it’s coming together 2220
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need an extra 8 hours in my day I have too much stuff to do 1120
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I haven’t had enough caffeine today and it shows 3170
Reposted by xoxo, bauhausJay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Them: “NO TAPS!” Me:static.klipy.comBeyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/TabletALT: Beyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/Tablet 1283
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Disney really said they don’t know what to do with the muppet show…… baby it’s the muppet show just make it I don’t see what the issue is 9864
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Watching a video essay ranking the muppets based on how well they would do on drag race and it’s very nice to know someone has the exact same brand of tism as me 3240
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“penis, the futch of the bouba Kiki spectrum” - @pupripley.bsky.social 0181
Reposted by xoxo, bauhaus🅴 Rassragr @siameseeels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Gay people stop telling our lore and lingo to straights challenge. 0387
Reposted by xoxo, bauhausRyan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day 0161
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Refurnishing and redecorating is just giant tetris spread out over like 2 weeks 0130
Reposted by xoxo, bauhauspepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 19/08/2026i do want to see your armpits actually 11861
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 19/08/2026it’s about to be Barbie’s dreamhouse im manifesting it 090
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m convinced stock image websites are rooting for my downfall 190
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The fact that my cold brew is most likely concentrate and not regular cold brew is doing most of the heavy lifting tbh 0120
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026too many things are on my to do list today but I’m being so strong and getting so many of them done please clap 1100
Reposted by xoxo, bauhausClive Daddy Rosfield @asymetricalhomo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Good morning. I think the world is the way it is because we let the 2015 “The Muppets” sitcom flop. 1306
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 12/08/2026enough lofi girl I want boiler room sets to work and relax to 2130
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I have too many vocal stims with origins that have been lost to time so whenever I say them to new people I can’t even reference the source 0150
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Once I get a massive chest and arms and better mental health im gonna be unstoppable 2270
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 05/08/2026At what point am I allowed to quit my job and just draw furry porn full time 1280
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Do we think I can crochet a shirt by next weekend 6210
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I just got introduced to the condiment packet archive and I fear my tism is about to be taken to new heights 1120
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Tyra Banks’s everything I eat in a day video breakfast section would make such a good drag number 180
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Crocheting slutty little outfits in a god honoring way* 1200
Reposted by xoxo, bauhaus🅴 Rassragr @siameseeels.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It’s not all twinks. But it’s always a twink. 0192
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Me getting asked for my opinion when I wasn’t paying attention in a design feedback meeting 0181
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Every fcf I drool over everyone’s PAs so time to start planning one for myself 👀 8240
Reposted by xoxo, bauhauslocalswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026diva who forgot to set an alarm 4421
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Once I get a walking pad for under my desk and my mental health improves because I can actually move during the day I’m gonna be unstoppable 0200
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 29/07/2026So I know I shouldn’t take on another project but like what if I brushed up on UI design and designed a gay app that doesn’t suck 0220
xoxo, bauhaus @bauhaus99.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Why has this July felt like it’s been 20 years long 3220