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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why the bleeeeep are “Merseyside Blue” (for those with the word muted and a fondness for PES) selling red hats?
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Everton Cleave Cuff Pom Beanie - Burgundy - Womens
Keep warm while showing your support with this Everton Beanie. Crafted from soft rib-knit acrylic, it provides comfortable warmth for matchdays and everyday wear. Finished with official Everton detail...
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Enjoy boring, boring Brian ball. Maybe, just maybe the problem wasn’t the manager and was more about the lack of recruitment, especially being without their captain due to pregnancy and selling their best player to Spurs.
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Craig Harrison @pegleg5125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/jmCn389nHIg?... Anyone free Saturday afternoon this is on at Goodison Park all in aid of a great couple of charities. Also some legends of yesterday's year on show from all over the world. Tickets should be online still available or at the Goodison box office id imagine.
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A huge charity match is coming to Liverpool | The Guide Liverpool
YouTube video by The Guide Liverpool
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See they are claiming the titles. Not surprised in the slightest.
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Everton Football Club (MIRROR) @evertonfc1878.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Familiar faces. Global names. 🤩 Be at Goodison Park this Saturday for #Game4Hope, when Blues, Reds and big names unite to help tackle homelessness with Shelter and @EITC. www.evertonfc.com/news/2026/septemb…
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Notice to supporters in the Park End. It’s closed tomorrow night for the cup game against Birmingham. Cutting costs on tea bar and stewarding staff as attendance is set to be poor.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
3 games, 3 different starting midfields for Everton Women. I don’t like that Wheeler is in there instead of Hayashi and Van Gool instead of Kramžar as I think we now lack tenacity and strength. Still no Mouchon or Rantala. Would be nice to hear what their injuries actually are.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What has gone on with that Game4Hope that the venue has now been switched to Goodison Park? Poor ticket sales?
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Details matter. 🙄🤦‍♀️
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everton Women arguably face their biggest game of the season already today. Charlton are everyone’s tip to finish bottom, got spanked by Liverpool 4-0 last week. Everton already beaten by newly-promoted Palace. This game, at home, feels like a must win. Coats on! Get down to Goodison Park. 💙
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No Magic Merlin is a blow.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Great to see the UK Government have finally woken up to the atrocities Israel are committing in Gaza and the West Bank.
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Everton The Sitcom ™️©️ @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are now available in Home and Bargain (Home Bargains to the wools) around £4. Saves the usual bloke excuse of getting a doctors appointment and waiting. Get one, check yourself, because you dont want to have to go through all this shite if it can be prevented 💪 #prostatecancer
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Told ya! I was screaming at the laptop that they had made their subs. We should be handed the walkover as per IFAB rules as the match has concluded and it is considered as fielding an ineligible player.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Under FIFA rules, Everton Women should be awarded a 3-0 today as the referee allowed Palace to make four substitutions across four windows (none of them at half time and none were indicated as concussion substitutions by the 4th official). I doubt the club will even put a complaint in.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just managed to not watch two matches properly. Terrible from Sky and Everton as a club accepting that KO clash.
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EFC Statto @efcstatto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ahead of Everton Women's return to WSL action, how many players can you name who have scored a goal for #EFC in the WSL? www.efcstatto.com/everton-goal...
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Everton Goalscorers In The WSL Quiz
Can you name every player who scored a WSL goal for Everton (up to and including the 2025/26 season)?
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looks like Ornella is staying. Sky reporting we said no to their offer. We will see whether that is still the case in the morning.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Takes a special kind of club to get their pants pulled down twice in few days by the same moneybags club over their star players. Do one Everton! TFG need to go.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That speaks volumes.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world is a bleaker place without the light and love of Dolly Parton.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who needs Canada when we’ve got auto parts? Sorry..,
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Of course.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
All these “European Champions” are looking a bit rubbish.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Everton Women need to take note of what London City Lionesses are doing. Currently hosting a friendly against Atletico Madrid with fans attending. Free to air on YouTube with 9K people watching. Dog friendly section and pooch cam. Highlighting their “after hours” events which brings in revenue.
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Everton Fan Advisory Board @efc-fanadvisory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
An excellent event and great causes 💙#COYB #EFC www.evertonfc.com/news/2026/au...
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Merseyside Football Legends To Face Rest Of World At Hill Dickinson Stadium
Merseyside Football Legends To Face Rest Of World At Hill Dickinson Stadium
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Enjoyed the disco rainbow. 🪩 🌈
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It ate an apple, but it was still hungry…
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Goodison curse is once again proven. Down to ten men, the home side can barely get out of their half and losing 0-1. Chorus of boos greets the half-time whistle.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Anyone going to Preston vs Huddersfield in the League Cup at Goodison?
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Had a very interesting evening at Goodison tonight. Saw the first episode of the new season of Ted Lasso. Chatted to Yaya Galli, Courtney Brosnan and Rosa van Gool. Spoke to club staff about matchdays and merchandise regarding the women’s team. Also, no pre-season friendly at Goodison this year.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can we put the women back on? This is boring!
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Could Darren Griffiths not bother learning how to pronounce our own player’s names? Or doesn’t it matter cause they are the women?
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just seen my Dock Lines stone has been installed on someone’s drone footage. Not a word from Everton about it since it was ordered, mind.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why are the keepers from both teams allowed to wear the same colour kit?
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Soccerdonna @soccerdonna.de · 21/07/2026
Everton FC have signed Australia international Holly McNamara 🇦🇺 after beating dozens of top clubs from Europe and the USA in the race to secure her signature. ✍️
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gago replaced Martinez who replaced England… BUT… HOLLY MCNAMARA IS A BLUE!!!! I promise I’m not a club scout. 😉
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Women’s Football Talk @womensfootballtalk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Highly-rated Australian forward Holly McNamara is Everton’s latest signing as she joins on a free transfer! She recently won the A-League with Melbourne City and is a two-time Golden Boot winner. #EFCWomen #BarclaysWSL
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Barçelona set to announce the re-signing of Martina Fernandez from Everton this week. 😥
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In May we said Nigel Farage probably didn't owe tax on his £5m gift. The Guardian now reports the gift followed talks where Farage said he'd need £5m to return to frontline politics. *If* that's right, we think there's a high risk of a £3m tax bill - payable by Reform.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fed up with these new people who have moved in to the house behind ours. Every day they are in their garden and peering over the fence and into our garden and house. Today they have had a gender reveal party (which is bad enough) and just launched pink confetti everywhere. 🤬
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ding dong.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Game on, Nige.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026
This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Aurora “Yaya” Galli featuring on the new kit promotion shots despite officially being out of contract (no formal announcement of her renewal has happened, despite an agreement being reached months ago).
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🏳️‍🌈 Batley 🏳️‍🌈 @batley83.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Barçelona have officially activated the buy-back clause for Martina Fernandez.
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