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ceej @ceej.online · 15/02/2026

I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened

Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 23/01/2026

Leaving space in my almanac for an entry of the most people having shat in one place after the Event happens and they do him up like Lenin

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Strange Horizons @strangehorizons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Questions I Could Not Ask the Giant in Her Presence by R. C. Sherbrooke "Do you carry plumbing pipes around with you to stick in small town water towers? Drink counties dry to whet your whistle?" Link ⬇️ strangehorizons.com/wordpress/po...

POETRY

by R. C. Sherbrooke
Questions I Could Not Ask the Giant in Her Presence

QuoteDo you carry plumbing pipes around with you to stick in small town water towers?
Drink counties dry to whet your whistle?

12 January 2026
Strange Horizons

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 18/01/2026

It’s Spanish, but it does reach beyond the language

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 01/01/2026

The annual dungeon crawl has finished, just in time for a fresh instance to be started anew, but I forgot where I put the loot bag. Fml.

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 28/12/2025

The law already states that billionaires can be disemboweled with impunity so this is all just extra steps.

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 28/12/2025

The summoners conjuring demons have requested that you stop calling them demonic because the demons are threatening to nullify their contacts and disembowel all of the billionaires.

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 22/12/2025

I’ve purchased several samples from Scent Split (.com) and have been very pleased with their offerings. And looks like they have it!

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 22/12/2025

The necros are always railing against the ban saying but I should be allowed to project my likeness into places so my body is free of consequences but don’t worry I’d never do a death circle

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 22/12/2025

This big group of dreadlocks keep saying they invented a powerful new school of magic “but don’t worry it’s nothing like necromancy” and guess what

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 17/12/2025

Oh is she the one who does the bloodseed cakes? I brought my chalice this year, hoping to start a little garden of my own

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 14/12/2025

I’m always put off by this too. They’ll be skipping several steps of reasoning, and blame their conversation partner for their lack of understanding. At best it seems like the dismissal is a shield from having to admit they don’t get it, but w/ some it feels like anti-intellectualism behavior

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."

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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

This is all the internet was ever supposed to be

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 02/10/2025

The afterparty for the next rapture will start at 11:30

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 02/10/2025

my voodoo doll is looking very fascist these days

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 13/09/2025

A new name on the ignore list, sweet silence

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 16/08/2025

You know, that sluice makes this river unkayakable.

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 08/08/2025

the Chaos Extraction needs to happen but i seldom want to re-consume the emissions, so yeah, checks out

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 07/08/2025

he seemed to leave a certain impression some called miraculous, i’m going with show-er. check my math though

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 06/08/2025

So big it took 3 days to recover after his erection.

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 04/08/2025

A streetcar named Fuck off Monday

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 03/08/2025

You’re right, I admit this was coming from a very selfish desire to see him deny the greater collective good he could be doing in favor of our stories

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 03/08/2025

i was repeating “it’s gotta be brennan” in anticipation while telling myself there’s no way he could make doll shoes for more than 3-5 weeks

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 31/07/2025

my weekend? oh pretty good, got a lot of xp from scrying on people in LA through my rectangular palantír

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 31/07/2025

anyone know a doctor’s office that weighs on a sliding scale? my psyche can only afford weigh what you can

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 29/07/2025

jester/laura bailey stan here, she is our diva. all those dicks covering the splash screen at the end of the trailer are from jester’s sketches

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 25/07/2025

read through mörk borg last night and thinking about a stark-pale dungeon in kergüs modeled after a certain prominent Weiss House with its current inhabitants as decrepit ghouls, vampires, and at the center, a lich.

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Koboldscrossing @koboldscrossing.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

a 100% trustworthy entrepreneur

A ratfolk carrying a large sack thrown over their back with an abacus on their hilt

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 18/07/2025

boiling my enemies (potatoes) before i char their skin (roast them) and clatter them (with cream)

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 17/07/2025

Personally I’m not so anxious about death itself, it’s the slow, unraveling buildup that ironically propels me towards it more quickly

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 17/07/2025

Personally I’m not so anxious about death itself, it’s the slow, unraveling buildup that ironically propels me towards it more quickly

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 12/07/2025

tried to buy a gundam but they wanted my id and a background check to make sure i would be responsible

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 12/07/2025

i’ll sleep when i’m dead is a weird thought if you aren’t doing a speed run

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 09/07/2025

Trainer Scam Artist sent out SCAPEGOAT! Attack? You use Good Question, but it evades your attack. SCAPEGOAT uses Smoke and Mirrors. It’s super effective! The wild SCAPEGOAT vanishes. Trainer Scam Artist declares victory. “Everything’s computer!”

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 07/07/2025

We’re living through the Tin Foil Age

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 07/07/2025

“Hey your paycheck’s over here big guy” was the entire plot armor

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 07/07/2025

Every single character in Jurassic World had so little conviction even the dinosaurs just gave up so they could get on to the next scene

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Glorp the Uncouth @bathingonmars.ass.art · 06/07/2025

tired: shitposter wired: shitsplayer

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