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Wombat 🔥 Horse

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Dharma llama. 🦙 Karma mule. 🫏

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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 2h
I know some towns got it, but damn AVL hits above its weight in “oh, shit…it was just one of those nights…” #AVL
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 4h
What if I’m snorting lines for it?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 4h
As a smart man once said, “That’s right, the women are smarter.”
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
Depends on if I have to look them in the mirror.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
This is the most honest thing that has ever been said on a Trump campaign.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
@gregdoucette.bsky.social …do the thing.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
I’m a method audience member. Still have a limp from seeing “My Left Foot.”
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
Well…I love a surprise. I will give it a shot on your recommendation. I will also buy the collected works of L. Ron Hubbard because I feel like this is a sign I need my thetans realigned.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
I mean, better for the movie. Not the quality of your answer…I don’t talk so good…
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
Well, that’s a better answer than I thought you were going to give. I thought maybe it was, “Because train wrecks are fascinating.”
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
Why?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
It’s pretty fucking simple, actually: 1. Stand for something. 2. Call your opponents out if they are NAZIs.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 5h
Bitch slap? GTFO We punch NAZIs.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 14h
There’s a lot to stay on top of, but an old man’s hand doesn’t do it for me.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 15h
I think they move it to Sunday.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 15h
But they’re the good guys with guns right?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 15h
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Forrest Gump Jump
ALT: Forrest Gump Jump
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 17h
Looks like somebody is working on a Top Ten…
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 18h
I am still completely flummoxed how he survived at all in a base filled with train killers. Why didn’t someone walk up and do him in at the time? Wasn’t like anyone was going “who did this?”
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 18h
Romans are this shit up.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 18h
Don’t forget Madame Guillotine….
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 20h
Puts the “amount” in Paramount!
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 20h
…but we could take it…
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 20h
Did you bow?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NGL, this makes me a little scorny.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So…who’s execution?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Has anyone ever seen how a not stupid government works?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chapter 11?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hear we’re streaming executions now…
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Naked Lunch, Look Who’s Coming For Dinner
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or Look Who’s Coming For Dinner!
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, I hear we are going to start streaming some executions, huh…?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social : “ABOLISH ICE”
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Naked Lunch
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(Interior - Louisiana Kitchen) Peggy: Dakota Prescott, we named you for those strong people of the plains because we knew that one day you would manifest your destiny. Jesus has a plan. I know it. Dak: But mom. I can fix them! Peggy: Dak, sometimes, baby. Sometimes the Cowboy has to ride away…
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And yet, each is defined by the existence of the other - proof we are all one, encompassing an infinitude of seeming binaries that are, in reality, just an infinity of spectra. Like a shop vac.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But…then I’ll have shit growing in my well…I just want water in there.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, we know what they think their winning talking points are - foreigners and trans are coming after your stuff!!!
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also..Madame Guillotine had a run…
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1. He’s everybody’s pope. 2. “Portal” was a title on the Vatican’s signature gaming console for priests - Praystation - but it was a vastly different experience.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
…And also Jesus on the road to Golgotha carrying his cross…but that Widger base on balls was crucial.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm against the death penalty in most cases for consequentialist reasons (you almost never are preventing future harm by killing someone already in jail for life), but even if I thought it was justified here, to livestream it is the policy choice of a toddler who masturbates while torturing pets.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 09/10/2026
Troy Jackson on whether Congress should have authority over the tariffs a president can impose: "That is the job of Congress. I really don't know why anyone, Republican or Democrat, would want to be in Congress and give all their authority to a president that is a narcissist."
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What would have been different if you had been dry?
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is supposed to get Georgians to not vote for Collins? Might work in Atlanta, but I think that Third Reich idea is pretty popular in rural parts of the state.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Troy Jackson: "The gentleman's name was Johan Sebastian Guerrero. He had a 3 year old daughter. The only mistake he made that morning was going to work. Because Sen. Collins is not willing to stand up to Donald Trump, he was murdered in the streets of Biddeford for doing nothing wrong."
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Kid Points at Grass on Sidewalk
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Keep the immigrants away from the spreadsheets! ACCOUNT WITH AMERICANS FIRST!!!
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 8 68🙂 97🔥 96🏅 73😁 91👑 Final score: 849 It’s a g’day to be tappin’ dat map.
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Wombat 🔥 Horse @batensmack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Sleek Virtue Car Taillight Close-up
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