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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

oh wow

Hello, Jon.

This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately.

Thank you for everything, Jon.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/11/2024

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

PSA: playing Balatro gold stake counts as reading

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

My suggestions for improving baseball: - batter can run either direction after a hit - if base runners high five when they cross paths 2x score multiplier - pitcher can pitch different sized balls - extra guy in the outfield who can hit the ball again for an alley oop home run - guns

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Foolish Baseball @foolishbb.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 20/11/2024

Congrats to Chris Sale on winning the 1st Cy Young Award of his storied career! 🏆 Here are some highlights of the wicked stuff from his outstanding 2024 season! 🔥

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shadow @shadowdio.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

a #DiscoElysium classic #myart

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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

[Me as a boxing commentator] Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.

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