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On the right side of history but the left side of life. If you want to read my brilliant film reviews pop down here ⬇️ boxd.it/5MX8F

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 20m
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Baby Yoda Says You Da Best
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 24m
That’s new.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 9h
He seems a good lad. Bumped into him in a bar once, very polite.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 9h
There’s a new version?
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 9h
Fair play to big Jayse. Too many people do fuck all.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could have had 2 and a bit of those instead of a poor pint of Guinness.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely never heard of it..
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t mind them! Easy to park.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Driverless, fully electric and able to get to Mars. Unfortunately it’s full of shit.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know you’re getting old when an episode of Poldark is on tv and you don’t immediately switch to another channel.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m getting it 2mor. Not gonna say what it is but let’s just say it rhymes with balls boyce.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Roebuck Brum £7.40. Seven pounds fucking forty pence. Fuck me.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not something for the old fuddy-duddies I guess.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great idea!!!
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I watch it
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Cartoon Cat Says 'For Shame' and Hides
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wolf Hall is great!
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The PowerPoint about the films or the one about the different packaging for the different versions?
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see where you’re going. Tbf you might have a point. Having thought about it I’ve been wrong fairly frequently. Still you should trust me nonetheless, the other options are far worse.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trust me. Have I ever been wrong?
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s him finished. Bryaaaaan will be the man though.
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Bearwood Parish Council @bearwoodcouncil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This week's Bearwood Bin Cat of the Weekᵀᴹ is Secretive Barry. Barry's favourite food is crisps. One day he hopes to be a tree surgeon. He has a fear of trumpets and a bolsy Tortoiseshell called Big Karen.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@sixthtimer.bsky.social The Midland £4.40 Have to say this photo is magnificent by me.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
V Azerbaijan U21 ffs. He’ll be pushing trolleys at Asda within 3 years you mean.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s some great comments under the main one on the original thread. Some bloke sagely advising that Haaland’s £500k wages aren’t sustainable in the Championship. Mate, they aren’t in the Premiership, that’s kind of the point of this.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The other way around however is who can sue city now? All the other league clubs? Opposition players? Sponsors of other clubs? Everyone affected??
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes they were different tbf. I don’t really think any punishment will fit the crime. Because the punishment is obvious - expulsion. That won’t happen though. And if they are expelled which league/orgsnisation will accept them?
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think so too.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now get Villa and Chelsea please. Selling the women’s teams and training grounds to themselves and Villa selling a small warehouse in Aston to itself for a billion pounds can’t be that hard to get to the bottom of ffs.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It needs to be a few relegations but we all know it won’t. But it basically means that for the period in question the whole competition was compromised. Rangers and Juventus took their punishment and so shouid they. Although Rangers was different in a way the crime in this case is worse.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fair enough. They are so boring though. It’s a tough old watch. I’d rather have Corrie on!
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Leo DiCaprio Laughs in Django Unchained
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who they playing? Another friendly? Why do you even watch that shite. The next time I see England play will be 2028.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A weeks a long time for me mate. Send him to the tower!
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet they don’t cost £4.5m.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All the way back to Norway.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet they’d cost a bomb these days
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He wasn’t too bad. I managed to get 1k off. He had to ‘go round the back to speak to the manager’. Basically he took off the 1k they expected to take off in the first place. It’s such a fuss. Just fuggin price it at the actual amount it’s for sale. Wasting everyone’s time.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need a new motor so at a car dealership bracing myself for some massive bullshitting. God it’s tiring.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think one thing is clear as the season settles. Apart from JJ and The Zing our summer signings have been poor. It’s all very well buying young but don’t bypass ability.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s only a friendly ffs. Get behind the lads etc.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Juventus he played 25 games in a season. It’s ridiculous. The Scotch lads at Napoli are average but like superstars
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know much about Italian football but it seems to me that standards are getting lower. Players like Omari Hutchinson and Lyod Kelly are playing for the biggest teams in the league and are pretty average. In fact there are a sprinkling of average British footballers in Italy.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You must have had to go the front like me!
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have to say I don’t remember it in the 90’s? It might be just where you went in the ground maybe??
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure when it stopped. By the time I was 13-14 I was in The Brummie and don’t remember seeing it in there. That was the mid-80’s. But early 80’s I’m sure it was happening.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was definitely a thing in the 80’s. I stood in The Woodman is a kid and there were plenty of blokes who had a pint in their hands. Nobody ever got covered in booze round me tbh.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sweet and sour. I like everything. That’s my problem!
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No. But actually I should try one. I like sweet things.
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Penguins Run Away
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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
£4. I know a bloke with a dog. Today £4.30 The Midland
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