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Bearwood Parish Council @bearwoodcouncil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This week's Bearwood Bin Cat of the Weekᵀᴹ is Secretive Barry. Barry's favourite food is crisps. One day he hopes to be a tree surgeon. He has a fear of trumpets and a bolsy Tortoiseshell called Big Karen.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@sixthtimer.bsky.social The Midland £4.40 Have to say this photo is magnificent by me.

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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s some great comments under the main one on the original thread. Some bloke sagely advising that Haaland’s £500k wages aren’t sustainable in the Championship. Mate, they aren’t in the Premiership, that’s kind of the point of this.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now get Villa and Chelsea please. Selling the women’s teams and training grounds to themselves and Villa selling a small warehouse in Aston to itself for a billion pounds can’t be that hard to get to the bottom of ffs.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Need a new motor so at a car dealership bracing myself for some massive bullshitting. God it’s tiring.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think one thing is clear as the season settles. Apart from JJ and The Zing our summer signings have been poor. It’s all very well buying young but don’t bypass ability.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think one thing is clear as the season settles. Apart from JJ and The Zing our summer signings have been poor. It’s all very well buying young but don’t bypass ability.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Surely De Zerbi had to go after that embarrassing and quite frankly disgusting result today.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Martinez looks a bit shite for Chelsea. As with Arse he can’t seem to cope at big clubs. Stick to your level I say.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Who in the world of cunt is JJ Gabriel.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Mepham was ok I guess. Solid. Problem for him is that when he’s ok he’s scoring an own goal and getting away with hand balls in the area. So imagine when he’s not ok. So many errors in him.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Fair point. Still a good start for the lads. Didn’t really flow today but that’s this league for you.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You lot think I’m harsh, here’s my nephew on Whitwell. Reckons it’s an autocorrect. Hmmm

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Moz’s Marvellous Magic Men

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Bearwood Parish Council @bearwoodcouncil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Bearwood's Tourism Board have announced a deal to take over Aston Villa's shirt sponsorship deal, following criticism of the previous sponsor. It is hoped that the new sponsorship deal will convince all the tourists who were planning to go to Rwanda, to holiday in Bearwood instead.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yeah what a find this one was for the scouting team. One of the best midfielders at the World Cup. How do they do it?

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don’t even know what a tab of ChatGPT is.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Well done the Brom today. Hard to pick a MOTM but I’m saying Molumby for closing the game out. I thought Mepham played well.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

2 very poor teams so far.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

‘Sexual assault’ The fucking idiot

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Don’t shoot the messenger but I reckon JJ will be dropped today. Well rested I should say. And don’t shoot me until it actually happens as well. I’m only supposing innit.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Tough one tonight. Farage FC v Closeted Farage FC. I suppose I’ll stick with tradition and hope for a Liverpool loss.

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you we can have a man stand in the sea wearing a shirt harassing desperate people fleeing Afghanistan

screenshot from BBC News of people seeking asylum on a dinghy in Orange high there’s a BBC reporter in a white shirt holding a Mic stands in the sea talking to them

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

People a bit overly critical of yesterday I think. Charlton in form and no pushovers. We’ve a new team with little depth so have to expect there will be many blips. I don’t even think this is a blip, a point is fine and fair. We haven’t the talent to be arrogant enough to expect wins every week

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The problem with Muslim migrants is they don’t really subscribe to British values like letting women play a full part in public life. [Muslim woman becomes leader of a London council] This is an affront to British values.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This transfer window gets a 3/10 for me. Not much improving the team and wafer thin squad. Unable to sign a striker in 4 months. Poor.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

With no forward coming in and Heggebooooooooooooooo being an integral part of the team I’m happy with my prediction of 22nd.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Arse could win the title easily this year but it seems they’re given everyone a chance by not bothering with a striker again.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Can someone explain to me why Tonali is worth even £5m never mind £100m?

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bit unfair if Albion sign Collyer after I’ve already nominated my boo boy of the year. He’s a bastard shoe in for that now ffs.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A real shame. 🙏🏽

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Whenever I see Newcastle fans, almost weeping with joy every time they score, dancing with fervour in celebration, totally lost in the moment. I always think - grow up. Some of them are almost 50. Prancing around like dicks like they’ve never scored a goal in a pointless league match before. Idiots.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I know it’s just 2 games and it’s gonna be a long season and if we finish mid-table we’ll have done well but today’s 2nd half was as good as anything we’ve produced in about 5 years. Some great controlled build ups, excellent passing and movement. 👏

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Well done the mighty Brom

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

De Zerbi out. What a shame. Wanker.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Total silence at Turf Moor. Terrible atmosphere.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

All these years Norwich fans have been calling handball and then the one time when they could legitimately ask for one their fans didn’t raise a murmur.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Well in the Brom. Very solid. JJ did well but really O’Leary was MOTM. Well done Moz and the boys.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

@sixthtimer.bsky.social I’ve had a change up today. £4.70 - The Midland

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It’s interesting that Morocco and Argentina are still backing Infant-Teen-oh. 2 countries that have had dodgy decisions leading them to win tournaments. Hmmm. Big hmmmmm.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Good performance all round, a little concerned with the right of our defence but hopefully that will improve. Wonder if Moz will continue to go wingless.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Ten fucking million for Lankshear.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Almost like they know who my nominated boo boy of the year is. It’s plain to see. We’ve keeper problems.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Right here it is. My official boo boy of the year. Of course Phillips and Heggebooo are in the running again like last year but really it’s almost too easy to pick them after we’ve seen a year of how bad they are. Townsend too is far too easy. This year it’s O’LEARY A mistake signing.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Well done Walsall. Proper football.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Walsall hanging on here. The Japanese lad Brizzle bought on looks decent.

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Bart23 @bart23.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Why would they even highlight that in 121 games together they’ve combined for 6 goals. Six! That’s rubbish. Garner and Hunt combined for 3 goals in one match. Ffs.

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