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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 6h
The floppy Welsher has done poor Heg there
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 6h
Wales are murdering the Norwegians by losing 0-1
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s officially a dull game when Twatterface breaks out the factoids
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Cechs haven’t forgiven Anderson for the assault his calf committed on that fellas boot.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Queen of our hearts
Gordon’s Alive
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How has the ref spoilt it Dixon? Surely the Cech player did that?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bit naughty that Rodders
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This acapella anthem is a bit odd.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are Man City still part of the Cartel? Asking for a bloke who stinks of fish.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a miserable bastard David Healy is.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bizarrely testy this Norn Ireland/Hungry game.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those black shirted Hungarian lads seem like a grand bunch.
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Simon Cowell: Im So Scared Oh
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do these Danish fans know their scarves have the wrong spelling of Denmark on them?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Football Terrorist Joe Wildsmith doing Joe Wildsmith things.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Set pieces have been poor as well
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City are in crisis.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That fall does Bellingham no favours
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bonnay La douche
Rodders
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well done Anthony
Gordon
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jahwibble.bsky.social Reeved it!
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well this is going well
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FA Chair couldn’t get off the pitch quick enough. What a wholly unsatisfactory tribute that was.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Pugatch chasing Mata around the pitch?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toonsend. Toilet spy. The Chuck Berry of Barclays Men
Grass
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get the big screen fired up down the yard, it’s on.
Jack
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haircut of the week again. The 1970 Brazil of mullets.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a cracking Top 40.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This pair built a pink house the other night on Grand Designs.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See through cat suits?
Mary’s here
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope Leo Sayer is going to fuck off before he decides to sing
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the old days @jahwibble.bsky.social would be logging into his Crowded House fan account about now
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Dwayne
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did think that was a soft pen but then I saw that twat Ballard gave it away. So
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Golden Girls: Who Cares? Iconic Reaction
Alt: Golden Girls: Who Cares? Iconic Reaction
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@wifimarxist.bsky.social which made up Heaton Stanley clogger is going to marking the Scandi Goal Bot?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Beeb have messed up there, should have had Minecraft Mon up with Price to advertise Norn Ireland Nd the Magyars
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ronaldo, of course, would get his TV Licence for free.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bloody hell, England go on about 1966 a lot but at least that’s a World Cup win. Is there a Welsh game when they don’t have a mini-feature on Euro 2016?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scuffed it then
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Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
Alt: Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No one could have predicted that free kick resulting in fuck all from Ronaldo.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ronaldo strutting about still then
Ronald o
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m unduly bothered by these tits wearing their hats on university challenge. Did their parents not teach them any manners?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ATTACK OF THE DRONES
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bany?
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Tom Hanks: Wilson? Binoculars Scene
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right old cockney kerfuffle
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Happy Birthday
Alt: Happy Birthday
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Soft focus overboard
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some foam strips hanging from the ceiling, looking like seaweed. Few sparkly frocks. Kids will Love it. Your for £10k
Legs are here
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wonder if OMD and Teardrop carpooled
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Isn’t that the drummer from fucking let loose?
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