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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Yes I understand the "Bat" puns are a little last-century-- But so am I.

Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

*coughing violently* Why is it-- *cough* I cannot take a single bloody nap without waking up covered in *coughing harder* Cobwebs?!

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Sorry for being so quiet, everyone-- I've been spiraling about my own mortality and the concept of the abyss. How are we today?

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

... Father, are we sure Anya is a regular dog? She just grabbed one of my daggers and went chasing Escher down the hall-- ... I should probably go get her.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

New year's resolution? How am I supposed to choose *one* thing to beat myself up over?

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

//OOC: I have to get up for work by 6am so I'm drinking my corporate sponsored(my boss gave us each a bottle of champagne for new year's) mimosa and falling asleep within the next hour Happy New Year everyone!

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025

A shopping cart balanced atop a pole with the text: "everyone is obsessed with physical appearances, but remember: TRUE beauty lies in your boundless, untamed fury at the absurdity of existence."

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

//OOC: Not that this is important but this is basically what I imagine Anya the puppy looks like

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

-definitely trying to determine if said puppy is abyssal in origin, but hasn't put it down yet-

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@strahdvonz.bsky.social -the tin of cookies is small, a card attached with a message inside explaining the following: that Sergei knows Strahd doesn't have to eat etc., but he didn't want to leave him out. That he loves him in spite of everything and hopes that eventually they can be friends again-

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Brother! I brought a few things, just cookies and some other desserts really. I, well, wasn't sure how old your children are and didn't want to bring them things they'd hate. I'll just, leave these here--

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social Well, uh... -carefully slides a tin of cookies closer towards the god-brain- Joyous Yule?

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@barovvonzarovich.bsky.social -a loaf of what might be banana bread or at least a close cousin to it, along with a small number of sugar cookies, and a card wishing him a happy holiday with a reminder of his love. It's left in a bundle in front of Barov's door-

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@escherthebard.bsky.social -a bottle of mulled wine left on a side table with a simple tag on it-

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@deathlychoir.bsky.social -a small tin of cookies left on the table, with Rahadin's name on the card and a warding spell on it to keep anyone else from opening it-

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Well with one dark lord appeased, I'll be taking the rest of these cookies around the village to the children.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

//OOC: Oleksii come back! I finally found my sketch of Dracula in an old timey bathing suit that I did when I worked at universal!

Dracula in an old-fashioned striped bathing suit, wearing round sunglasses and carrying both a large umbrella and a blood-tini

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I've gotten the church walls rebuilt, finally-- thankfully they weren't fully destroyed and it was just a matter of repairing the broken places. The stained glass is a complete loss though...

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Joyous Yule to you and may the new year be better to us all.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Maybe I should start training as a druid...

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Word to the wise: Elope. Do not invite your family to your wedding. Some people object, some people rip your throat out.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Brother! I'm so glad to see you! -- this doesn't mean you've been murdered as well, does it?

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Azalin Rex @darklordazalin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Not only is the individual behind the Strahd account a great person, he's a great author as well! Check it out here:

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

These damnable werewolves-- I JUST FIXED THAT FENCE. STOP CHEWING ON IT--

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I've seen some wizards advertising enchantments for doors which combine scrying, message, and alarm-- And as I've been noticing my deliveries are being tampered with, does this sound like a good option for security?

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

OOC: went to the doctor because I can't shake this flu or w/e and can't sleep because of the cough and it was validating to be told she thinks I have asthma and *actually prescribed* an inhaler without my having to beg etc., Also it's not pneumonia!

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

-mumbling into his wine- where was this devotion before?

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Ah, the naked women of this blue place have found me... No thank you, miss.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

... ...... How did the chaise wind up on the roof? The upholstery is ruined now--

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

OOC: y'all know how annoying it is to buy (dry) food for a cat who is allergic to chicken

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

*pats top of own head* this baby can hold so much anxiety...

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

OOC: Just a disclaimer, I am unsure at this point if I will follow back any non-character accounts But everyone is welcome to interact

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

OOC: went to go to work and the car won't start, so now we wait for AAA and my boss probably thinks I called off because it's the weekend

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I've apparently entered into one endless fetch-quest to restore my home.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

@barovianwaffles.skitterloft.social ... So I happened to see the dishware you're using at the restaurant. You do understand I'll have to take those back, yes? I'll exchange you a... Gallon of holy water.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I want to call it a divine irony, that I seem to be prone to nose bleeds while surrounded by blood sucking monsters-- But it's actually beginning to annoy me.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Oh! Brother-- I uh, didn't realize you could see that.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Strahd, Come here... I just want to talk.

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

"Dawnfather above, blessed is your light--"

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

@deathlychoir.bsky.social Rahadin, I have an entirely hypothetical question about vampires, but I do want to specify first-- you haven't been turned, correct?

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

You're telling me that there are no hallowed-ground churches left in Barovia? Well that's exhausting, I'll just start with those since everyone is against my setting the castle back to rights...

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I can't tell if the smell in the upstairs is depression or simply black mold...

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Thinking about doing some home renovations while everyone is out Just here and there, fixing known issues, bricking up the crypts, hallowing the grounds etcetera--

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Tell me, if you put new thresholds on all the entry doors and frames upon the windows, would that keep vampires out again?

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Sergei Von Zarovich @barovianpaladin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

-putting out a few smoldering pieces of wood and carpet- I may have... Overreacted.

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