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Barloq

@barloq.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Writer, blogger, father. DOA: Dead or Alive is still the best video game movie. Trash connoisseur. Blessed by the chupacabra. Read my writings at ichoosetostand.net

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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta position that after they've already put a few burden counters on it so you can flip 'em off while filling your mitt with consequence-free cards on the way out! :)
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Novigrad serial killer side quest really pissed me off for this reason, it's revolving around contrivances & coincidences. And then, if you make the wrong choice, Geralt's just like "well, what are you gonna do" and doesn't bother getting involved again with an active serial killer on the loose.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kitten ear-cleaning service: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the record, OP is not me. I know, "thou dost protesteth too much" and whatnot, but some chuckle fuck is gonna say it.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta be one of the funniest top comments I've ever seen on an inoccuous Reddit thread, LOL
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm ALMOST at the end of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Started more than 2 months ago, what a gargantuan game. I'm struggling to even get started with all my thoughts for the Love/Hate article, there's just so much to talk about with it.
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Ff7 Rebirth Rebirth Ff7
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw a fox this morning on the prowl, it's gonna be a good day! :D
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Eepy Fox Napping
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm digging the new costume! :)
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like, this is what the qq emoji was made for
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uncontroversial greatest Canadian pick, dude was a fucking legend.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yup, crossing my fingers!
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, uh... this game is back from the dead. Lol. DM apologized for over-reacting and promises never to do it again. Got the game restored by roll20 and people are willing to forgive. Not sure if I'll join their next game but this one's close enough to the end + I'm invested enough to see it through.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've done in-person and online therapy, and yeah, in-person is VASTLY superior. Every online therapist just sounds like they're working through a checklist.
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same console
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He put out an update today and confirmed that he has turned off every single accessibility option and none of this has changed (aside from the QTEs auto-completing faster if you turn that feature on, but they remain un-failable).
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Skill Up does this with all their reviews, from "do not recommend" to "strongly recommend". Those familiar with him really bust out the popcorn when there is no statement and it's just "*GAME* Review", because that means that there are very mixed thoughts incoming.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that, two terms of buffoonish evil eradicated decades of social progress, leaving us with the cruel hellscape we find outselves in. Do not grow complacent. Do not grow arrogant. There will always be a swing back, and MAGA's day of reckoning is soon approaching too.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
emerged as a fringe group pushing for radical regression as the way forward. The seeds of this were present in Gamergate, as many of the heads went on to be influential within MAGA. Then Trump emerged and embraced the alt-right, mainstreaming and legitimizing the movement overnight. And, just like
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After Obama was elected, there was a sense that Republicans were screwed, as each generation was growing more and more liberal. They were panicking about how to proceed going forward, whether they needed to adopt more liberal policies to win. The Tea Party pushed for libertarianism and the alt-right
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean, everything in this century has echoes of 9/11 in it, but MAGA is more of a response to Obama's election and the failure of successive Republican presidents since Reagan to satisfy conservatives than it is directly related to 9/11.
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Thanks, I Hate It @mikevago.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One theme running throughout The Sopranos is that Tony’s surrounded by idiots, because anyone with any sense wouldn’t be a mobster. Being stupid is basically a prerequisite for being a malign actor.
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'd recommend that you do the same, whether you were alive or not. It'll give you an entirely new perspective on the whole event, help to understand the terror, chaos, and confusion of the day, and give some clarity on America's actions since. #neverforget
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 will almost certainly be the defining event of my lifetime. I lived it, and then we collectively kind memoryholed it for 20+ years, too awful and morbid to face again. Last year I started re-experiencing the event through the eyes of those who recorded it. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The 9/11 Chronology - Archive Series - YouTube
No narration. No interviews. No hindsight. Just the footage,audio, and news coverage that captured 9/11 as it unfolded. Through real-time footage, emergency ...
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New article is live on IC2S! I go over romance systems, and the choices I've made over the years. www.ichoosetostand.net/2026/09/who-...
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Shadowheart Baldur'S Gate 3
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P1: mouse girl looking at the brawl Victory screen for samus wishing she'd kill and eat her 
P2: same girl looks at announcement for the new metroid game where samus is saying she needs to kill and eat everyone 

The girl is blushing in both panels
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”
Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Genuinely, I think they are. DOA6LR is just a cheap way for them to get some interest in the brand, make a bit of money, and train a c-team on new tech. DOA7 will probably not pull out all the stops either given KT's history, but it'll be a damn sight better than this.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was hoping for a bit more of a unique design, unfortunately she's not the "punk" DOA girl the first trailer hyped me on... just another Japanese schoolgirl. Yawn.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Glad you're still here with us, that's so fucking wild!
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe, it's been fairly quiet lately, I think the only thing I've posted lately was a playthrough of the Doom franchise. I do have an original article I'm working on tho so hopefully that'll be done this week. :)
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was thinking of ya the other day, glad to see you're still just working at life and hopefully coming back soon. :)
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New Hitomi costume? 👀
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Much better cover artist than me, lol.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hot take maybe, but I think I like FF7 Rebirth more than the original FF7. The improved presentation and characterization really makes the story feel better. Despite its changes, it very much carries on the soul of the original game. It's also goofy as hell, I love it.
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Spin Down 'Dead Or Alive 2: Hardcore' PlayStation 2
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No one in the crowd pulls out a gun and shoots him for ruining their bets? I thought this was America.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also, it's ice at first and then suddenly it's summer and they're on an island? It's neat in concept, but it's utter slop in execution.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Since some dipshit can just unilaterally rename something everyone else has been fine with for centuries, we're slapping the "Trump" name on every public toilet and garbage dump now, right?
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
genre, but then Ace Combat started outselling everyone else, the genre fell off a fucking cliff and died... and then even Ace Combat couldn't compete with COD's numbers, so it ended up getting COD-ified briefly.)
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, the whole point of Yooka-Laylee being a kickstarter game was because 3D collectathon platformers were fucking dead at that point. A LOT of genres damn-near died in the PS3/360 era, either due COD-ification, or one big game consuming the whole genre (ie, flight combat sims were a very common /1
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
HOLY SHIT, Mick Gordon, Sororitas, Vashtorr... my God, I finished Boltgun a couple weeks ago, I'm so hyped for Boltgun 2!
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Genuinely don't know. Maybe he's pissed off that some of the players aren't paying attention, or maybe something else in his life has gotten him angry. Again, not the first time this has happened, unfortunately, but I'm done getting strung around in his games like this. :(
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yup. Impulsive lesbian sex broke the game, lol.
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
me, but they're no longer externalized, they're no longer out in the world, having adventures and experiences beyond my control. It feels dumb being sad about not getting to continue a story with my make-believe character, but when you get really invested like I do, it really fucking sucks. :(
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
of thought into my characters and their progression through a campaign. Having to go through this AGAIN, having them get cut short and gone just like that... it hurts. I fucking hate it. It's like losing a friend. Hell, it might be more akin to losing a piece of yourself. They're still a part of /2
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Barloq @barloq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We were getting pretty close to the end too, which just makes it suck all the more. This isn't the first time he's done this either, but he seemed to be enjoying himself through this campaign, so this just came as a shock. I'm just tired, sad, and disappointed. I love my characters. I put a lot /1
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