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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 15h
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Marcus Burnett: You Know You F***ed Up Right?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I convert to Catholicism two months ago. Here’s why I think the Pope is the Antichrist.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pete Hegseth says there needs to be serious consequences for people who commit crimes, just jotting that down for future reference.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AI is going to cause a mass casualty event and these twats will call it the “price of progress.” … They will also deny any responsibility Or liability. (Note their recent interest in regulatory capture)
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Cute Bunny Eating Leaf
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you do want to see this
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A Mere Technicality Air Quotes Meme
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(AXIOS) - Iowa is on the verge of a farm crisis that threatens to wreck the agricultural heart of the state .. @axios.com #IAsen www.axios.com/2026/09/29/i...
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tv competition THE GREATEST GAME: We’re just going to hunt poor people.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Beaver Overthinking Dam theonion.com/beaver-overthinking-da…
Beaver Overthinking Dam
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That is impossible Suave
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Pepe Le Pew and the Wobbly Jello
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And sharks
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San Jose Sharks Mascot Go Sharks
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump’s obsession with these vulgar memorials to his own vanity is a reminder of the darkness around him, of his hostility to democracy, his loathing of honor, and his disordered mind. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Trump’s Monumental Obsession
The president fantasizes about a capital city full of memorials—to himself.
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Kevin Hart: It's About To Go Down
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch theonion.com/dad-races-outside-to-w…
Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch
‘That’s Gotta Be 40 Or 50 Cubic Feet,’ He Estimates
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In 5 years NMAH will have an exhibit of those signs to illustrate the madness of the Trump regime.
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You Don't Say... Interesting Intrigued
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Moira Rose: Immediately Leap To Conclusions
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was the tell:
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Idk maybe don’t party on live tv while the world burns next cycle
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something fucked up. Something’s loose. These Chods are scared.
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day - T-800 Action
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Project Fear Connor Stallings
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day youtu.be/kuXCEovs7p0?...
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Oh-- what was I laughing at now? Oh, yes. That crippled irishman.
YouTube video by pagzamaphone
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Dr. Liz: Life in the Aftertimes @lgkatzphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Hitchcock made films today.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WSJ takes a crack at how the bond selloff affects real life. @wsj.com www.wsj.com/economy/cons...
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Arun Maini: You Can See Why It's A Problem
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In the early days of computer games, there was a game called “Digger” or something similar. As explained, like gallipoli, you get points by getting ‘Diggers’ killed- blown up, drowned, shot, etc. Point Rankings were Prime Minister, knighthood, field marshal, general, colonel
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
US media: Why in the world are people voting for democratic socialists? Financial Times: “US corporate profits have hit a record high while workers’ slice of the pie has sunk to historic lows.”
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Exposure Drag: Dianya Birthday - 'She Knows What She Did'
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ted Lasso Brett Goldstein
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Unbidden, a waiter came and filled his glass up with Victory Gin, shaking into it a few drops from another bottle with a quill through the cork. It was saccharine flavoured with cloves, the speciality of the cafe."
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Join Me: Solve a Mystery
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I link to and mention his reporting in the bottom half myriad-cover-ups related section of the article but I need to point out here how invaluable @nickturse.bsky.social’s reporting has been For instance, he was way ahead of the curve on the rest of the media and continue to do great work on…
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Leave Britany Alone meme but with Natalie.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You’re all just jealous of what Natalie has
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He just sat there weeping
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Tobias Fünke Sobbing in Shower
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not beating the rap as the New Satanic Mills
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Coal is our only alternative
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Derek Zoolander's Mining Adventure (Ben Stiller)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Waitstaff Tired Of Sleeping With Each Other theonion.com/white-house-taps-mean-…
Waitstaff Tired Of Sleeping With Each Other
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'll never steal your pen.
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Muppets Statler and Waldorf: Please Stop It!
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/08/2026
Safety Beach.
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Candy?
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Child Catcher's 'All Free Today' Offer
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Antony Starr as Homelander: You Are The Real Heroes
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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"I would never thought the United States would act this way" - Nunca Pensé featuring Mariachi Arcoiris is available on all streaming platforms
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Bardasphocas @bardasphocas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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I Live in My Mom's Basement
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/08/2026
how it started / how it's going
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I Should Buy A Boat Cat Meme
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