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Ashley Lawrence

@ashleyslawrence.bsky.social
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So if you take, then put back good If you steal, be Robin Hood One half of the world's best (only) Spurs Arsenal sibling podcast: bsky.app/profile/acrossthedivide.bs…

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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CMAT absolutely nails the Ed Sheeran issue here. Yes, he's a coward, but there are so many other comparably high-profile artists being even more cowardly every single day and getting away scot-free. Also, CMAT is just the absolute best youtu.be/bhINc77YZYc?...
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CMAT On Embodying Funeral Humor in “Euro-Country” | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do not give any credence to anyone who suggests City's supporters should be considered as a reason to dish out a lenient punishment. Their club's rulebreaking has had an immeasurable negative impact on the supporters of every other English club for nearly two decades. They deserve no leniency.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 15/09/2026
The balls of the artists now rejecting the genuinely massive career opportunity of opening for Ed Sheeran really highlights the lack of balls he has shown himself to take a stand on pretty much anything hasn’t it
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have a little sympathy for Ed Sheeran, but using the sentence "I am not complicit" is objectively amusing
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd have more faith in the opinions of the Athletic's refereeing expert Graham Scott if he knew the names of the players he was referring to
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Full abolition now www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Referees body admits error of judgement over Erling Haaland derby winner
The Premier League refereeing body Pro Ref admits an error of judgement in awarding Erling Haaland's winner in the Manchester derby.
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Worth remember that 19 out of 20 PL clubs voted to carry on with VAR two years ago
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't blame the pitch at the stadium if he never sets foot on it
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
ALT: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
80 year-olds with pro-Palestine signs: arrested as terrorists. Greens planning to block a road, to highlight an existential crisis: sent down for years. Masked far-right thugs blocking roads and ports, using intimidation, obstruction & threatening behaviour: no arrests. The real two-tier policing.
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The guy is absolutely addicted to lying
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hated Paul Coyte before it was trendy
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only people in the entire world who thought Spurs could start the season with no attacking additions were the only people who mattered
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tonight, 9pm, More4
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spurs season ticket holders: If you feel so inclined, I'd appreciate your support in the Fan Advisory Board vote. Voting emails should have arrived in inboxes. If elected, I promise to do all I can to get us to sign some attacking players and bring Djed back.
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
theonion.com/new-ted-lass...
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New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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West Ham stadium deal costs taxpayers £19m a year, officials say
West Ham's relegation means it will pay less than half the £4.6m rent it previously paid.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaking for the entire world on the half time show. "I thought it was crap."
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jacques Lu Cont 🙌
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Why is Paulie Walnuts singing a FIFA song?
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just an absolutely bizarre state of affairs
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Still this tbh
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The English player who Lionel Messi has faced the most throughout his career is... Sam Surridge
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nothing symbolises the accelerating decay of culture more than Beatles songs being used on ads willy nilly to hawk all manner of shit
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@bencoleygolf.bsky.social it's ok Ben, don't let it get to you!
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
thenerve.news
Stewart Lee: Move over, Nigel – it’s time for the Bin Supremacy
A comedy writer with a refuse receptacle on his head may be the only thing that stands between Britain and fascism. He’s just the man for the job
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
hopenothate.org.uk/chapter/who-...
hopenothate.org.uk
Who is Ann Widdecombe? – HOPE not hate
Despite remaking her image in recent years through her appearances on reality TV shows, Widdecombe has a long history of homophobic and sexist remarks that...
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Phil Makepeace @philmakepeace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Andros Townsend calling out MK Dons as ‘Franchise’ during Switzerland - Colombia. Legend.
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Obviously it's great that USA got absolutely humiliated, but that's besides the point. Every single national FA has to ensure that this scandal brings down Infantino
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@mixedknuts.bsky.social overs!
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ian Wright describing Messi's first touch for the goal as 'elitism' is fantastic
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Are we sure there wasn't an English manager who could've got this level of performance?
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
YES!
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
James Acaster's Sopranos opinion is so bad it's made me reconsider my view on his entire output
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Look at Keir Starmer’s tenure as prime minister. This is no ‘decent man’ who got unlucky | Owen Jones
From Gaza to the Peter Mandelson row, his abandoned pledges to the ‘island of strangers’ claim, Starmer’s time at No 10 was truly dismal, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just taking a moment to enjoy the fact Starmer's gone
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The very worst of our country, all in one place
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
No point getting excited about these fixtures, the Premier League are going to have to redo the whole thing once they realise they've left West Ham off
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@mixedknuts.bsky.social we're so back! (did not expect to be saying this after Portugal scored in the sixth minute!)
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I won't believe we've signed a player until I see Michael Dawson holding up their shirt
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
sinceremat.substack.com/p/when-a-goo...
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when a good woman cries
aka how it feels when someone like OLIVIA RODRIGO covers your song
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Let us never talk of this season again @futbologyapp.bsky.social
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) | "You should have killed me when you had the chance."
YouTube video by What's on your mind?
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Jack Pitt-Brooke @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The thing that's really breaking my brain is that if you strip away literally all the context, they've basically ended up where they were this time last year v Brighton: everyone happy, singing, clapping the team, the stadium still full long after full time, vibes off the chart
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
On the one hand, it's really annoying to see so many Arsenal shirts around Brixton. But then, we have been telling them for years to fuck off back to South London, so can't really complain I guess.
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hull have expressed concern as their playoff final preparations have been focused on playing Southampton and they now have limited time to prepare for Middlesbrough instead. However, Southampton have kindly offered them a detailed dossier on Middlesbrough they just happened to have lying around.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
After the painful ruse of Starmerism, the left should be cautious about @andyburnham.bsky.social My column on the questions he should answer 👇 theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Ashley Lawrence @ashleyslawrence.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Aaron Rai - hero
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