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👾💜 sel 💜👾

@bangtan.army
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security nerd. bts lover. i am pretty boring. i cry about namjoon a lot

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NEKORAMENGANG @nekoramengang.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
We sort of suck at social media, but if you are at #HushCon or #BSidesLondon this weekend. Some members of NEKORAMENGANG will be at these events and have some stickers on us to give out. 🍜🐈‍⬛️💖 Thank you! @tonix.bsky.social @phreakocious.net @entropyth.bsky.social @bangtan.army @bitquark.io 💖💖💖
Kim Jong-Un, the supreme leader and dictator of North Korea, and general secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea riding a white winged unicorn through a rainbow-colored sky, surrounded by several flying sausages with small white wings. Korean text at the top translates to "All day (long) I dream about sausages," and English text at the bottom reads "From Pyongyang with Love." This sticker was created by an art collective known as nekoramengang.Kim Jong-un in an Adidas tracksuit, holding sausage characters, with a North Korean flag in the background and text that reads, "I DREAM ABOUT ALL SAUSAUGES ALL DAY" and "From Pyongyang with Love". The typo was deliberately left in for humor's sake.Kim Jong Un smiling and looking fondly at a yellow slime toy in a blue tub, with text overlay, "GET YOU SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE SAME WAY KIM JONG UN LOOKS AT THIS SLIME". The black image borders are covered in different candy hearts that contain words related to hacking topics associated with North Korean APTs.A yellow pufferfish in a black harness with a red ballgag in its mouth, against a starry background. The text "OPENBSDM" is at the top, and "NO PAIN, NO GAIN." is at the bottom is parody and wordplay of the operating system known as OpenBSD.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 06/08/2025
in 2021, BTS released a piece of content with the concept of “artists turned villains” in which one member was a Shadow Hacker. today i see that member in concert. i am cosplaying hacker jin for the concert. hacker jin will always live rent free in my mind.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 13/07/2025
i’m not saying i’m planning to cosplay hacker jin for my jin tour outfit but also,,,, i found the exact glasses they used for that shoot these look really cute!! being comfy 100% a priority, jin would approve
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 10/02/2025
paging @medus4.com sadly it’s a subsidiary of funko :// but saw a marketing article about it and thought of you immediately lmao
A wallet and backpack, in the design of a purple Furby with white stomach, blue-grey eyes and yellow ears and hair tufts, are presented on a gradient soft blue background. The wallet sits in front of and to the left of the backpack.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
BTS’s RM during a Weverse Live with fellow bandmate Jin. They were building miniature block-based models. This GIF captures the moment where RM opens one of the packs too roughly, scattering bricks across the table. He pauses for a second in surprise before cringing to himself, ducking his chin into his chest slightly.BTS’s Jin during the Grammys 2021 performance of Butter: sitting at a command centre, singing to the camera and looking cocky/confident while singing “I’ll melt your heart into two” ( link to the performance: https://youtu.be/HbkBVxU5K5A?si=hSgEgt33EGcey0iK )BTS’s Suga during the dance practice for his music video of Daechwita, practicing some of the sword-based choreography. He is leaning back and shifting weight downward onto his back leg while drawing the sword across his thumb, positioning into a battle stance.BTS’s j-hope during a performance on the second day of Sowoozoo, BTS’s anniversary concerts in 2021. He is aiming finger guns at the camera, miming firing the gun before grinning while looking to the right as he moves to the left. He then looks in the direction he is moving, sticking his tongue out while still grinning before rolling his body upward and bringing his microphone to his mouth.
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Mina Markham @minamarkh.am · 25/12/2024
Let us all lift the Netflix Eng team up in prayer this day. Keep them in your thoughts. May your servers not betray you.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 19/12/2024
i didn’t even tell you the latest one 🤣🤣 a pigeon literally flew into the window next to my desk last week and then hung out on the windowsill for like 15 minutes
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 16/12/2024
I have a MUCH better idea than forcing Christianity down young people’s throats:
Reddit post: My QAunt was saved... By BTS?? (I shit you not)
Content: Success/Hope
I have made two posts on this sub in the past about my liberal left-wing QAunt who descended down the rabbit hole of Qlore from cabals who eat kids to democrats/Hollywood celebs trafficking people to Epstein island. One day, it all just... stopped. She stopped sharing Q stuff, stopped believing in it, started talking about liberal stuff again like it never happened. I was baffled. Did she have dementia? A stroke?

Today I found out the answer. It was BTS.

She started getting into Kpop as soon as Dynamite was released and dear lord, now she knows their names, their mom's names, their favorite food, etc. From what she told me, they inspired her to be a better person. They would make donations to BLM, rally for accessible mental health for all, and promote self-love and compassion. She is now an ARMY and I guess... That's that?

I'm not a big BTS fan, but if you're reading this and are BTS or a member of ARMY, thank you. Wtf. Thanks so much(?) What a plot twist. I'm gonna go lie down now
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 15/12/2024
i only managed for half the event since i had a migraine in the morning but it was definitely a fun experience and one that i’d like to try for a full day next year hopefully 🙏
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 15/12/2024
drinking around the christmas tr(exe) the cervidae ears are safe
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 15/12/2024
am i the fae? i’m the fae aren’t i?
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 10/12/2024
i regret to inform you all that i am not, in fact a little kitty in a big city
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 02/12/2024
i could’ve found that one winking one…
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 02/12/2024
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 02/12/2024
that’s a brilliant tree but i definitely think a sticker of chimmy’s face on that star would work too 👀 also i see that astronaut
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
oof on day 1 that’s gotta hurt
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
is chimmy the angel on top (knowing you probably a silly question tbh)
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ShinyRoo⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ 🪭 @shinyroo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I just posted this in response for a moot, but I figured everyone might like it, so I should not be greedy… 🥵😜
Add your own thoughts here… 😉
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
this made me laugh: “as if a BTS album and a privacy policy had a baby.” but also for the level up section… been there, done that
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
*** WINNER DRAWN ***
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
so i messed up the video drawing proof and only recorded the window with the time 😭 i'm very sorry, i've not tried to record proof of a drawing before but figured it was good to establish the methods of confirmation with army on a new platform. i've learned for next time!
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
going to be drawing a little earlier than planned since I have a yoga class in 10 minutes!! I have 5 entries (pic attached) and I've drawn number 1!! (proof video in the replies to this) congrats @btsboraworld.bsky.social i'll message you while walking to the gym! 🫶🏻
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
happy TaeJin month!!💜
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 27/11/2024
just a heads up: i’ve checked my schedule/calendar for 1 Dec 2024 and fitted in when i plan to draw the winner: 17:30 (5:30 PM) UTC (British time) best of luck to all entries 💜
iCloud calendar on a mobile device in dark mode showing the day for Sunday 1 December 2024. There are events from 09:00 to 18:00 in varying shades of purple, reading in order: “skincare”, “meds/breakfast”, “plan study for the day”, “study”, “lunch”, “study”, “gym time”, “workout + cardio”, “clean/study”, and “draw bluesky giveaway”
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
it was my immediate thought reading that and we can’t even blame the font this time 😭😭
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
this is the daddy calendar all over again
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
looking at it again i can definitely see the vibe of it. like the ink blots on the sides being the power summoned forth. and the facial expression feels kind of challenging/cocky like “do you really wanna test me right now” to whomever he’s looking at
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
i can imagine the difficulty 😭 it looks so… idk if fluid or dynamic is the word i want but one of those, your skill constantly puts me in awe fr
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
the shadows in the shirt i’m dying you’re so talented edel 🥹
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Amie Stepanovich @amiest.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Privacy Professional: What is the legitimate purpose for knowing what is in my cup and will the information about said cup be de-identified?
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Alyssa Miller 🦄👩‍✈️ @alyssam-infosec.com · 23/11/2024
Even the kids know what's important. 🤣 #AvGeek #Aviation
Letter purportedly from an 8 year old to the pilot of his first flight that ends with "don't fuck up the landing".
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
like i never really listened to a lot of the japanese versions of songs and it’s throwing me off to hear a track and then the words are not what i’m expecting but it’s?? so fun???? like the war of hormone japanese ver. starts so differently, i had to triple check it wasn’t a remix
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
i can definitely relate to this. while i was never quite on your tier of content creation before i pulled back and ended the project i definitely felt like i was on eggshells to satisfy a perceived audience, & now i’ve forgotten how to social media as a person instead it’s hard, but we’ll manage :)
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
me any time i’m teaching someone something and i’m talking out of my ass so there’s a good chance i’m full of something
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
replying to come back to this later because it’s not loading the link preview and i am curious 👀
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Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 24/11/2024
Oh *hell* no. #ActuallyAutistic
A screenshot of the Bluesky reporting tool on top of the official Autism Speaks account. In the additional information section, I’ve written: “Albeit counterintuitive, Autism Speaks is almost unanimously regarded as a hate group by the autistic community. Not only do they spread misinformation, they advocate for harmful and traumatizing interventions and public policy.
They have also been known to harass autistic adults on social media.”
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
sometimes i have moments where i know i want to listen to bts but i have no idea what i want to listen to or my brain gremlins are craving something new… so i made a playlist of EVERY bts release and collab, pre-debut to now link if anyone else wants a browse 💜 open.spotify.com/playlist/6kl...
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 21/11/2024
how about a #btsarmy giveaway? open worldwide, drawn on 1 December 2024. extra info in last post on thread, prize in next post entry: ✨ like this post ✨ tell me your favourite song of this year! i never require people to follow me for giveaways. reposts are fine but not a requirement.
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a close up of a person 's face with their hand on their neck .
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
i’ve tried to make a thread twice and bluesky crashes if i scroll too far on gifs desperately wish drafts were a thing rn i’ve spent like an hour doing this now
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
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two stuffed animals are sitting in director 's chairs with the words should i tell them above them
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
counterpoint: wish
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
note to self: don’t forget to sleep because you got super into making as comprehensive a bluesky feed for a specific interest, and then work 3 more hours than your shift i’ve spent like 8.5 hours on the feed and i’m barely a third of the way through (most of this is making documentation for it)
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a cartoon of a rabbit laying under a blanket with the words " i 'm so sleepy " below it
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
😌 possibly the only way to vibe on a friday night when it’s this cold 🥶 (it’s spotify on my tv i’m just sitting near it rn)
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
Bear in mind as well that Bluesky’s moderation team is very responsive. For impersonation or threatening/violent behaviour, the Report part of “Block, Report, Do Not Engage” is very effective. I wouldn’t personally use the reporting features for most antis or akgaes unless they were way too OTT
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Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 21/11/2024
You may not be aware that over the last 50 years, the Supreme Court has chipped away at your Miranda rights case by case, rendering them weak and ineffective. You no longer have the right to remain silent, to an attorney, not with the foece you used to. Time for a history lesson. /🧵
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
that looks awesome! have a great time!! 😄
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 21/11/2024
yessss, some impulsive internet purchase but not one i regret for a second
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 21/11/2024
honestly it's pretty lightweight, it could be warmer but nothing a jumper underneath can't fix jumper underneath is also useful because it sheds like mad definitely soft tho, it's a blanket hoodie/robe (it's a button close thing and goes down to my knees lmaooo)
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