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👾💜 sel 💜👾

@bangtan.army
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security nerd. bts lover. i am pretty boring. i cry about namjoon a lot

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NEKORAMENGANG @nekoramengang.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
We sort of suck at social media, but if you are at #HushCon or #BSidesLondon this weekend. Some members of NEKORAMENGANG will be at these events and have some stickers on us to give out. 🍜🐈‍⬛️💖 Thank you! @tonix.bsky.social @phreakocious.net @entropyth.bsky.social @bangtan.army @bitquark.io 💖💖💖
Kim Jong-Un, the supreme leader and dictator of North Korea, and general secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea riding a white winged unicorn through a rainbow-colored sky, surrounded by several flying sausages with small white wings. Korean text at the top translates to "All day (long) I dream about sausages," and English text at the bottom reads "From Pyongyang with Love." This sticker was created by an art collective known as nekoramengang.Kim Jong-un in an Adidas tracksuit, holding sausage characters, with a North Korean flag in the background and text that reads, "I DREAM ABOUT ALL SAUSAUGES ALL DAY" and "From Pyongyang with Love". The typo was deliberately left in for humor's sake.Kim Jong Un smiling and looking fondly at a yellow slime toy in a blue tub, with text overlay, "GET YOU SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE SAME WAY KIM JONG UN LOOKS AT THIS SLIME". The black image borders are covered in different candy hearts that contain words related to hacking topics associated with North Korean APTs.A yellow pufferfish in a black harness with a red ballgag in its mouth, against a starry background. The text "OPENBSDM" is at the top, and "NO PAIN, NO GAIN." is at the bottom is parody and wordplay of the operating system known as OpenBSD.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 06/08/2025
in 2021, BTS released a piece of content with the concept of “artists turned villains” in which one member was a Shadow Hacker. today i see that member in concert. i am cosplaying hacker jin for the concert. hacker jin will always live rent free in my mind.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 10/02/2025
paging @medus4.com sadly it’s a subsidiary of funko :// but saw a marketing article about it and thought of you immediately lmao
A wallet and backpack, in the design of a purple Furby with white stomach, blue-grey eyes and yellow ears and hair tufts, are presented on a gradient soft blue background. The wallet sits in front of and to the left of the backpack.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
BTS’s RM during a Weverse Live with fellow bandmate Jin. They were building miniature block-based models. This GIF captures the moment where RM opens one of the packs too roughly, scattering bricks across the table. He pauses for a second in surprise before cringing to himself, ducking his chin into his chest slightly.BTS’s Jin during the Grammys 2021 performance of Butter: sitting at a command centre, singing to the camera and looking cocky/confident while singing “I’ll melt your heart into two” ( link to the performance: https://youtu.be/HbkBVxU5K5A?si=hSgEgt33EGcey0iK )BTS’s Suga during the dance practice for his music video of Daechwita, practicing some of the sword-based choreography. He is leaning back and shifting weight downward onto his back leg while drawing the sword across his thumb, positioning into a battle stance.BTS’s j-hope during a performance on the second day of Sowoozoo, BTS’s anniversary concerts in 2021. He is aiming finger guns at the camera, miming firing the gun before grinning while looking to the right as he moves to the left. He then looks in the direction he is moving, sticking his tongue out while still grinning before rolling his body upward and bringing his microphone to his mouth.
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Mina Markham @minamarkh.am · 25/12/2024
Let us all lift the Netflix Eng team up in prayer this day. Keep them in your thoughts. May your servers not betray you.
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 16/12/2024
I have a MUCH better idea than forcing Christianity down young people’s throats:
Reddit post: My QAunt was saved... By BTS?? (I shit you not)
Content: Success/Hope
I have made two posts on this sub in the past about my liberal left-wing QAunt who descended down the rabbit hole of Qlore from cabals who eat kids to democrats/Hollywood celebs trafficking people to Epstein island. One day, it all just... stopped. She stopped sharing Q stuff, stopped believing in it, started talking about liberal stuff again like it never happened. I was baffled. Did she have dementia? A stroke?

Today I found out the answer. It was BTS.

She started getting into Kpop as soon as Dynamite was released and dear lord, now she knows their names, their mom's names, their favorite food, etc. From what she told me, they inspired her to be a better person. They would make donations to BLM, rally for accessible mental health for all, and promote self-love and compassion. She is now an ARMY and I guess... That's that?

I'm not a big BTS fan, but if you're reading this and are BTS or a member of ARMY, thank you. Wtf. Thanks so much(?) What a plot twist. I'm gonna go lie down now
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 15/12/2024
drinking around the christmas tr(exe) the cervidae ears are safe
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 10/12/2024
i regret to inform you all that i am not, in fact a little kitty in a big city
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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ShinyRoo⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ 🪭 @shinyroo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I just posted this in response for a moot, but I figured everyone might like it, so I should not be greedy… 🥵😜
Add your own thoughts here… 😉
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 01/12/2024
going to be drawing a little earlier than planned since I have a yoga class in 10 minutes!! I have 5 entries (pic attached) and I've drawn number 1!! (proof video in the replies to this) congrats @btsboraworld.bsky.social i'll message you while walking to the gym! 🫶🏻
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Amie Stepanovich @amiest.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Privacy Professional: What is the legitimate purpose for knowing what is in my cup and will the information about said cup be de-identified?
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Alyssa Miller 🦄👩‍✈️ @alyssam-infosec.com · 23/11/2024
Even the kids know what's important. 🤣 #AvGeek #Aviation
Letter purportedly from an 8 year old to the pilot of his first flight that ends with "don't fuck up the landing".
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
me any time i’m teaching someone something and i’m talking out of my ass so there’s a good chance i’m full of something
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Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 24/11/2024
Oh *hell* no. #ActuallyAutistic
A screenshot of the Bluesky reporting tool on top of the official Autism Speaks account. In the additional information section, I’ve written: “Albeit counterintuitive, Autism Speaks is almost unanimously regarded as a hate group by the autistic community. Not only do they spread misinformation, they advocate for harmful and traumatizing interventions and public policy.
They have also been known to harass autistic adults on social media.”
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
sometimes i have moments where i know i want to listen to bts but i have no idea what i want to listen to or my brain gremlins are craving something new… so i made a playlist of EVERY bts release and collab, pre-debut to now link if anyone else wants a browse 💜 open.spotify.com/playlist/6kl...
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 21/11/2024
how about a #btsarmy giveaway? open worldwide, drawn on 1 December 2024. extra info in last post on thread, prize in next post entry: ✨ like this post ✨ tell me your favourite song of this year! i never require people to follow me for giveaways. reposts are fine but not a requirement.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 24/11/2024
i’ve tried to make a thread twice and bluesky crashes if i scroll too far on gifs desperately wish drafts were a thing rn i’ve spent like an hour doing this now
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
note to self: don’t forget to sleep because you got super into making as comprehensive a bluesky feed for a specific interest, and then work 3 more hours than your shift i’ve spent like 8.5 hours on the feed and i’m barely a third of the way through (most of this is making documentation for it)
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a cartoon of a rabbit laying under a blanket with the words " i 'm so sleepy " below it
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 22/11/2024
😌 possibly the only way to vibe on a friday night when it’s this cold 🥶 (it’s spotify on my tv i’m just sitting near it rn)
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Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 21/11/2024
You may not be aware that over the last 50 years, the Supreme Court has chipped away at your Miranda rights case by case, rendering them weak and ineffective. You no longer have the right to remain silent, to an attorney, not with the foece you used to. Time for a history lesson. /🧵
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Allan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska @ransomwaresommelier.com · 04/11/2024
Speaking of disinformation. With the help of the amazing @beccabeean.bsky.social along with The Press Guardian, Bigfoot and Brenda we’ve put together some comics to help you better detect disinformation using the the SIFT method! Our first one! guides.lib.uchicago.edu/c.php?g=1241...
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 21/11/2024
context for this giveaway: i used to do them every so often on my bts accounts on the ex-bird app. i don't do them for clout/followers/engagement but simply to give back to a community i enjoy being part of.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 21/11/2024
how about a #btsarmy giveaway? open worldwide, drawn on 1 December 2024. extra info in last post on thread, prize in next post entry: ✨ like this post ✨ tell me your favourite song of this year! i never require people to follow me for giveaways. reposts are fine but not a requirement.
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We cannot whack every mole, but we can wield the mallet with fierce joy.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 21/11/2024
wfh perk: panda hoodie all day errday
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Marcus J. Carey 🏴‍☠️ @marcusjcarey.com · 21/11/2024
If you’re living your life right you’re going to be a blessing to more people on accident than on purpose. Blessings should be the bi-product of your existence.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 16/11/2024
cross-posting from the bird place cw : intentional weight loss started working on losing weight in august (second one was issue with the scale not reading properly), officially lost nearly a stone and a half (21lb, 9.5kg) graphs with various units from nutracheck
A graph showing weight loss progression in stone and pounds. The left most bar reads 18st 12 lbs with an orange call-out reading START from 14 Aug 2024. The next bar reads 16st 13 lbs from 21 Sep 2024. The next bar reads 18st 1.5 lbs on 19 Oct 2024. The next bar, with a blue call-out reading NOW, reads 17st 6.5 lbs from 16 Nov 2024. On the right is another bar reading 14st 13lbs with a green call-out reading GOALA graph showing weight loss progression in pounds. The left most bar reads 264 lbs with an orange call-out reading START from 14 Aug 2024. The next bar reads 237 lbs from 21 Sep 2024. The next bar reads 253.5 lbs on 19 Oct 2024. The next bar, with a blue call-out reading NOW, reads 244.5 lbs from 16 Nov 2024. On the right is another bar reading 209 lbs with a green call-out reading GOALA graph showing weight loss progression in kilograms. The left most bar reads 119.7 kg with an orange call-out reading START from 14 Aug 2024. The next bar reads 107.6 kg from 21 Sep 2024. The next bar reads 115 kg on 19 Oct 2024. The next bar, with a blue call-out reading NOW, reads 110.8 kg from 16 Nov 2024. On the right is another bar reading 95.2 kg with a green call-out reading GOAL
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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m convinced some of y’all still not ready… 👀… LOL.
Old Macintosh menu with radio buttons saying Take me to the Internet, Tell me more about the Internet, I’m not ready for the Internet
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 16/11/2024
since i'll actually be wfh and (potentially) more free to do things (and have more capability to do so than previous years) - looking forward to try hack me's advent of cyber. i started it last year but forgot about it a few days in (i have previously been terrible for it but meds might help w that)
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 16/11/2024
pinning my intros, sup.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 16/11/2024
for the security peeps: sup, it’s froot i got very amazed that the domain name i have as my bsky handle was available, grabbed it, and i’m now clinging to it for dear life but also wanting to show it off a little so i set up the dns record for bsky, no regrets expect the usual gremlin shit from me
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 16/11/2024
so, hi to all the bts people following if you remember armycompsci from twt, that’s me. re. the boycott - i empathise with it but i do recognise that it harms the boys more than it helps the cause or the end goal. re. boraami, i’m no longer involved (mutual parting of ways, no dramas)
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 16/11/2024
these are actually the cutest plushies and so well made 🥹 like i said on discord, stalking of my bluesky profile happened here (the RM bracelet + koala gave it away 🤣) thank you for the wonderful community you’ve given us all across so many platforms, and for the generosity to offer this gift 💜
a laptop sits on a red blanket. the laptop’s keyboard rgb lights are a pinkish-purple. resting against the laptop’s edge are a postcard, a purple crochet plushie coffee mug, a k-pop (BTS) light stick crochet plushie, with a light blue beaded bracelet reading “RM” in black text on two white beads and a two layer purple beaded bracelet with a purple whale enamel charm. there is also a small plush koala next to the mug plushie. On the laptop there are two stickers of fan art of BTS members Suga (also known as Min Yoongi) and Jin, with the Jin art being of the character from 2022 Season’s Greetings, the Shadow Hacker.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 19/10/2024
sup i’m still terrified to interact with people much, i’m still a bts fan, i got promoted to senior cyber security analyst, and i still have adhd that’s about it have a good day
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CoffeeDateBTS⁷⁼¹ @coffeedatebts.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
500 Followers Giveaway! Check the pic for details. I love supporting local business, especially when young people put themselves & their creative skills on the line. Please follow mystery our prize creators: @kaleidoscope-kandi.bsky.social and SlaycrochetbyT www.instagram.com/slaycrochetb...
Giveaway for reaching 500 followers

Conditions of Entry:

Open to all followers worldwide - postage is included

You must be following @coffeedatebts.bsky.social
Like and repost this announcement

You must be following the linked accounts 
of the lovely creators who are supplying the gifts.

Winners will be randomly selected

CLOSES SUNDAY, 27TH OCTOBER AT 8pm KST
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 19/07/2024
doing the important thing at bsides basingstoke
Froot is holding up an Attendee badge for Bsides Basingstoke. In green pen, they have written “froot” in lower case cursive with “STREAM WHO ON MUSIC APPS” in upper case print. there is a heart after their name and a smiley face after the request.
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 06/02/2024
sheet mask selfies make me giggle so have a giggle w me
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 28/11/2023
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 12/10/2023
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A subtitled screencap of a livestream with Min Yoongi (SUGA of BTS). He is wearing a black long sleeve shirt. His hair is honey blond and over his eyes, and he is mid speech. The subtitle reads “‘I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Please cheer me up’. You’ve got to make money!”
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👾💜 sel 💜👾 @bangtan.army · 19/08/2023
korean food and analog horror 🥰
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