Reposted by El Bandido Bronco

BBEG: [About to execute hero with a sword] Look at me, swine.
Hero: [Autistic as fuck] No.
BBEG: [Threateningly and angry] Look. At. Me.
Hero: I cannot.
BBEG: YOU WILL LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN I CLAIM MY VICTORY!
Hero: I'd rather you kill me 7 times and revive me 6. Do it bitch. No balls.