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Banana Dictatorship Banker

@bananadictatorship.bsky.social
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Emerging markets, import/export, offshore tax efficiency strategies, FTC merger approval analysis, pardon feasibility studies, politically exposed person (PEP) crypto projects, and a little this and that

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 15h
If we are just comparing people who held elected office, what is the ratio of Republicans to Democrats who have been arrested for pedo stuff? Seriously, is it at 10:1 yet?
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 13h
"South Korea has already run the experiment. Its law requires the National Assembly to vote on presidential impeachment by anonymous ballot, and that rule has now removed two presidents." [@andycraig.bsky.social]
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A Democratic Senate Should Adopt Secret Impeachment Ballots on a Priority Basis
Such a change, requiring no constitutional amendment, would free senators to vote their judgment instead of their fears
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 11h
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 10h
Apparently Democrats could just revoke all red states’ funding and then just offer some crumbs right before the election to buy their votes back (Please Dems do not offer even crumbs, these people are beyond saving, like throwing money at your drug addict friend after giving him his 36th chance)
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 11h
This is exactly how I imagine I would react after I came to see the Lamb of God, the Prince of Peace, the Bread of Life. The experience would be so poignant and beautiful that I would feel compelled to start by spitting right wing culture war talking points and how America is full of degeneracy
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 14h
It’s not, and anyone who loves the free market (the real free market, not the bastardized caricature we have now) should be terrified and find themselves in grave opposition to the current administration. But our business elites are too busy stuffing their faces, because they don’t actually care
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s also some room for democrats to carve out a large niche here too. Rail against billionaires. Rail against scammers. Spam calls. Influencers. Social media. Supplements. Try anything. Anything that people hate (even if they use it, they still want to hate it). Make it personal
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
feels like at least part of what is happening is that a lot of people want politics to solve the "my life feels empty" problem and the populist right is directly appealing to them
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder if we can get Jack Smith to run for president. That’s exactly the type of person we need to pursue the Trumpistas to the ends of the earth and make sure they do real time
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fraternity brothers in the group chat who cheer violence? That behavior is being modeled by the president of this country. I cannot stress this enough — Trump is teaching young men how to be abusive every time he opens his mouth.
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To the teamsters this is also a way of “hedging bets”. They figure if the dem senator wins all is forgiven and they’ll bend over backwards for labor regardless, whereas if the republican wins they’re screwed. Why it’s time for Dems to get ruthless and vindictive- don’t support us? Rue the day we win
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone is laughing at “how many local models do you run?” as the funniest sentence in an admittedly very competitive field, but “you’re not an AI influencer” is by far the best
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reason why this crypto “investor” wanted the photo with Trump so badly was to have something to fleece his marks “look at how close I am with the President, I am one of his biggest crypto bribers, here’s my photo with him” that’s why Trump takes selling a photo with POTUS to another level
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfect analogy. The House is a retirement home. The Senate is hospice. The Supreme Court is the white collar geriatric correctional facility, but instead of being stuck in club fed they actually run the country. The White House is for the criminally insane
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Israel foreign policy rn:
THE MORE YOU TIGHTEN YOUR GRIP, THE MORE STAR SYSTEMS WILL SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking hilarious, read from top to bottom
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so cool that this is explicitly what Texas wants
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cyclical demand is fast-acting & supply is slow-acting. In the right panel, the difference between the red & yellow lines is a big housing cycle in Las Vegas, 2002-2005. Left, from yellow to green is the big Austin cycle in 2022. The difference between orange & black is supply. Austin ftw. 1/
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Blah Gerrera @blah-gerrera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I was just following Grok" will be the new Nuremberg defense.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026
“the person who is CEO at the time a company goes public will, until their death, have sole power over company decisions, regardless of how much investment they have taken from the public” was just never how any of this was intended to work and it is a catastrophe for corporate governance
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fewer lawyers, more real professions like doctors and scientists
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like an octopus, the Rationalist spews ink when threatened
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kennedy acts stupider than most of his GOP colleagues (except for the ones whose sincere stupidity exceeds his acting ability, like Tuberville), yet is one of the few smart enough to realize that the GOP declaring that the next Democratic President can publicly fund their campaign is “no bueno”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They keep using this line and it's nonsense for many reasons, but also, if that's truly the case, there are only about a dozen "fraudsters" per state: the insurers. No one else could benefit from this particular no-claims "fraud." So where are the prosecutions of health insurers? 🤔
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Read through, this is funny as hell
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s not that this story has not gotten attention, but this is the sort of story that Fox and NewsMax would have turned into a cultural touchstone under a Dem by running for weeks, darkly hinting at a conspiracy
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices.” Ossoff is one Democrat who FINALLY figured out you can attack republicans for BOTH Epstein corruption AND kitchen table issues/affordability! The more the better! Stack the deck! Launch those salvos!
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What Are we being pranked? If the democrats don’t make this a campaign issue (“NATIONAL SECURITY!”) then I’m going to check myself into an insane asylum
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“"simpler, voluntary, cooperative fashion” Ha, that’s a good one. Ask the oil companies to take a hit for the team, out of the goodness of their own hearts, just leave billions on the table not selling on the international market where prices are ballooning. They are known for their altruism
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
are you fucking serious newsom and bonta should be raked over the fucking coals for settling
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This might just be his magnum opus
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some kind of bizarro golden arches theory
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
If Louis Farrakhan came up on a few billion dollars and started bankrolling the Democratic Party people would hear about it and Republicans wouldn’t stop making Dems answer for his statements while disavowing their support.
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These allegations are a bombshell: the FBI informant claims Collins was in a pay-to-play scheme where donors to her Super-PAC were rewarded with government contracts. Trump stopped the investigation when he came into his office second term. As Collins would say, "concerning"
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump rolls out AI air traffic controller system, a monumentally stupid idea. The first day, thousands of canceled flights due to a “cable being cut” during construction (yeah right)
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Airplane Lloyd Bridges
ALT: Airplane Lloyd Bridges
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the easiest political messaging election in modern history and democrats are trying to run and take cover from Republican bullshit The only reason “You might go out to get your DoorDash order and get shot along with your dasher” isn’t a kitchen table issue is because it’s in the next room
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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mein Kampf couldn't be written today...it would be a top 10 podcast instead.
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tesla drivers are sociopaths who, at a minimum, are supporting mass murder by patronizing the car company of one of the evilest men in history. And sometimes they take matters into their own hands
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The craziest part is he ALREADY DID. Milley squashed it and joined the triumvirate with Pelosi and Pence. And that saved our democracy. Then democrats decided to bury the hatchet and the rest is history. Next time we may not be so lucky.
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not just racism and hatred of Islam, but also because their commitment to “abundance” is utterly transparent bullshit (paradigmatic ex: “it’s time to build”/NIMBY conehead) and they all couldn’t have made it clearer that it is a smokescreen giving cover to their hoarding of political-economic power
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every business elite has been charging forward at breakneck speed to strip our country for parts and divide the spoils between an entrenched oligarchy, without even the pretense of noblesse oblige and societal welfare. I’m a capitalist and even I am questioning everything about our economic system
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exclusive: Census Bureau Directs Staff to Keep Quiet During Comment Period for Controversial New Rule talkingpointsmemo.com/news/exclusi...
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Exclusive: Census Bureau Directs Staff to Keep Quiet During Comment Period for Controversial New Rule
Leadership at the Census Bureau has ordered staff to halt all external...
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Mr Market Miscalculates 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @mrmarketmis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
EBITDAI = Earnings Before Taxes Depreciation and AI Improvements "AI Future Savings Is Latest Ebitda Tweak to Jolt Debt Investors" www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 18/09/2026
Damn. @tobyn.bsky.social has produced the most detailed map of Big AI’s incestuous relationships I’ve seen so far. And it’s interactive! www.ft.com/content/8475...
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Banana Dictatorship Banker @bananadictatorship.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“We’re too dumb to stop the destruction of mankind” -Republicans Fact check: True ✅
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