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Baltotrain

@baltotrain.bsky.social
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I hate describing myself, but here it goes. I love my kitties. I love doggos too. Raised by a fascist, I hate fascism and nazism. I’m a history, particularly a military and social history, diletante. And I love trains.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 6h
Brian Kilmeade is not putting up with Rachel Campos-Duffy’s propaganda. “It would be the biggest mistake of his administration to work with Russia. That is the modern Hitler of our generation.”
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John who likes democracy 🚫🤴 🐸 @gtetonbeautiful.bsky.social · 3h
October 11, 2026: Today the synapses in Brian Kilmeade's brain actually fired in rhythm and allowed him to make a logical counterpoint. The end is nigh, people.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 8h
Fox is garbage.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 4h
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Samuel L Jackson in Snakes On A Plane
ALT: Samuel L Jackson in Snakes On A Plane
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 9h
Public Execution
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 10h
So true 👇 😂
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10h
Further evidence of the brilliance of this move by Ukraine.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 11h
Never give up on your dreams
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12h
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12h
A somewhat hammered ORSON WELLES getting some bloopers in whilst shooting a commercial for Paul Masson ‘Champagne’ in 1978.
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Ron Cabucio @ylla351.bsky.social · 14h
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 15h
“Lose ‘I fart in your general diection’”?! Oh fuck off!!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 16h
A hilarious censor negotiation letter for 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' (1975) discussing cuts for the movie.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 16h
It’s just more of his desperate flailing for a “deal” before the midterms. You can smell the desperation. And it smells like he needs a diaper change.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 19h
33yr old MORGAN FREEMAN as you may not have seen him before, in 1971 on the kids show The Electric Company as ‘Easy Reader’. #RitaMoreno
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No one has more contempt for Donald Trump's voters than Donald Trump.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s how they do strategy in the bizarro world.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let me see if I understand this . . . 1. The U.S. is at war with Iran. 2. Russia is helping Iran in that war. 3. The U.S. is now giving Russia money that it can use to help Iran destroy U.S. bases and kill U.S. troops. Donald is smart & patriotic like that.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The late great DAVE ALLEN on… Alcohol (1973)
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Awesome. Couldn't have happened to a more-deserving asshole.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Nitty Gritty dude is out of this world!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/10/2026
Is that the Jacuzzi Bath Remodel lady?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
RICK MORANIS as Merv Griffin on SCTV
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How is it that Rick Moranis’ Merv Griffin has the weird, ass-out stance a Trump?! This hurts my brain.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuckface feels like he needs “a deal.” So he’s pressuring Ukraine.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wanted to see Young Frankenstein for this pre-Halloween evening. My wife: “it’s too scary” (she only watches Hallmark). But I see now. That scene is scary….And I’m not sure Hans Delbruck’s brain would have been that much better. Given his views on medieval warfare…and brain decay.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Didn’t you used to have that on the other side?” YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) #GeneWilder #MartyFeldman #MelBrooks
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s a wonderful kitty cat. But they’re all wonderful. More importantly, that’s good human-ing. We have that wonderful power not to suck.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
JOHN CANDY took this picture of CONAN O’BRIEN while Conan was his tour guide at Harvard University in 1984.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit, her demented, constant smile!! … I wonder if she should be studied for an anti-depressant. “Oh, what’s that smell? Asshole old man shitting himself. [smile]” Seriously, her mental illness could reveal wonders.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yall are simply not prepared for the picture my husband just sent me
selfie of a handsome bearded man with an orange cat sprawled upside down across his chest. the cat is rubbing on his beard, with his tongue out
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Oh good, it’s on the second floor.” Love Blanche.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Poor baby!
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuckface sees himself as needing a “win” right now. The only country he perceives as having leverage over is Ukraine. He wants capitulation from UKR, or, he’ll just screw them over. He’s predictable and simple. Expect this approach to get worse in the next weeks, as he flails in desperation.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This gave me flashbacks to my 90’s temp jobs.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I forgot about Kayleigh.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
like how bad do you have to be for this to have also been my immediate thought. how unserious must you be to make KAROLINE LEAVITT LOOK PROFESSIONAL
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Stoned Feminist 👻 Spooky Version @ladylinds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She makes Karoline Leavitt look extremely good at her job
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
and dumber…and Iran contra was already really dumb
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Every member of this ethnic group is a criminal who needs to be imprisoned by the state” is just pure uncut Nazi shit
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MAGA is not making the country “great” again, but similar to what it was and shouldn’t have been: www.onthisday.com/articles/ame...
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America's Last Public Hanging
The last man to be publicly hanged in the United States met his fate on this day in history. It was a squalid affair watched by about 10,000 people.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I knew they were going to do that.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Davis?
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minion-apolis?
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Farting Minions from Despicable Me
ALT: Farting Minions from Despicable Me
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And there’s the Air Force officer watching him carefully as he walks, pretending to talk to him. By contrast, Cruz is walking as one would normally next to him, facing forward. We’ll eventually find out about the orders these officers were given to watch him as he walks.
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Baltotrain @baltotrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ahh, they’re just smarter.
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