BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 2hstatic.klipy.comShaun The Sheep: Knitting ConfusedAlt: A claymation sheep knits, pulling yarn from another sheep's sweater. From TV show Shaun the Sheep. 020
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 5hI can see why this toy is too intense for a 14 year old. 1130
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 8h"You should come over and I'll show you my fishing trophies. And if you like Triscuits, maybe you'll let me try your electric biscuit, if you know what I mean." 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 10hGet a big dish of beef chow mein? In this economy? 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What are you mad about? The post you're replying to didn't say anything about whether parties were left-leaning or right-leaning, it just quoted info about reasons why the Dakotas were split 210
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just curious-- How was it determined which countries to include in this poll and which to leave out? 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: I spilled Wite-out on it. 030
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comWaving South Sudan FlagAlt: Waving South Sudan Flag 010
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comGilligan's Island Coconut ReactionAlt: The Skipper from Gilligan's Island making a weird face as water drips on him from a coconut showerhead. 040
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Good Charlotte's Waldorf Worldwide Web. Is this anything? 010
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I meant 3 day work weeks for the executives. They press a button and the AI decides how to most ruthlessly exploit the workers." 030
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I got a FEVER And the only prescription Is more beaverstatic.klipy.comChris Walken: More CowbellAlt: Christopher Walken in sunglasses and a jacket mouthing "I got a fever" 040
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Them: So what happens in this spooky season of the witch? Me: Um, maybe there's a rabbit in a ditch. Or, let's see, we pick up every stitch on our knitting projects. Them: Me: Beatniks? Ya know... beatniks trying to make it rich... *trails off* 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do... um... do I want it to bonk me out? 010
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Quietly sitting in the corner, watching Liberty Biberty go down on your spouse. 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is how I like to spend a lazy Saturday. 000
Reposted by BaltimoreOctopusViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times 8550130
Reposted by BaltimoreOctopusBaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the most spooktacular of times. 011
Reposted by BaltimoreOctopusTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026logging on to recycle last year’s spooky jokes 710425
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026None of the above. The whole point of this app is to post into the void in hopes of getting validation from strangers. 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What do you call a cold cephalopod? Octobrrr 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🎵Gimme the creep boys And save my soul I wanna get lost in your Minecraft hole 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Love Shack"? Baby, that's "Where It's At." It's got two turntables and a microphone. 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was busy so not watching the Ravens game. But walked into a place that had it on the TV. Tied 31-31 with one second left, lining up for the game-winning field goal.static.klipy.comBaltimore Ravens Logo Flag WavingAlt: Baltimore Ravens Logo Flag Waving 001
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friday: It really sucks that the Oceans Calling music festival was cancelled, but we're here and have the hotel, so at least we can spend a weekend together away from our kid. Saturday: Ah, I see that all the streets are underwater. 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The ocean called, it said fuck your music festival. ☹️ 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comRocko's Modern Life: Shocked ExpressionAlt: The title character from Rocko's Modern Life, a cartoon wallaby in a shirt, has a scared expression. The background is a desert. 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. 020
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is "months without an inmate killing" the gold standard now? 010
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I could use more gadgets and gizmos, whozits and whatitz. 010
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comRikishi DanceAlt: Pro wrestler Rikishi wearing black trunks and sunglasses and dancing in a wrestling ring 010
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Without downloading new pics, describe your gender 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The secret recipe is to leave it out for 10 minutes. 001
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comTrigg TMNT Surprised ExpressionAlt: Teenage mutant ninja turtle face 030
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would have kept my original last name when taking my wife's name, to go with French Mounts Beavers. 020
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Slimer from Ghostbusters, but instead of ectoplasm he covers everything in nacho cheese. 000
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comGizmo UnrealisticaiiyAlt: Gizmo (furry puppet from Gremlins) dances 010
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Your yums are bad and you should feel bad." 030
Reposted by BaltimoreOctopusThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Commercials for Pizza Rolls would be more realistic if they had the kids screaming in agony as they burned their mouths on the cheese filling. 53135983
BaltimoreOctopus @baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I watched the cartoon movie Spellbound on Netflix. (spoilers) The king and queen are transformed into monsters by a magic spell, and the solution to break the spell and change back is to *checks notes* get a divorce? 000
