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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Wow, FCF is really making my hole twitch this morning 🙈

Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I never feel more basic than when I inevitably develop a crush on the young athletic straight baker each season of GBBO 🙈

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I just saw somewhere that Will from this season of The Challenge has a sex tape 👀

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

At least something entertaining came from the first half of this Panthers/Bulldogs match

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I’d love to see her on The Traitors

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Watching Sebastian Stan in A Different Man

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I have been jerked off to completion in the very same parking lot 🤷

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Thank you! Not hadn’t but I’m so glad I have now!

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SoCal Shepherd @socalgshep.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The things I needed to hear tend to be in dive bars.

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Am I the only one who wants the Practical Magic sequel to be a dark Robert Eggers-esque thriller centered on Dianne Wiest and Stockard Channing?

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

That beautiful cock could use a set of Donkey Lips right now

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Alex the Unenthusastic @afterdarkalexi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Happy 4th of July. This is my patriotism

Known only as the "Naked Gunner", this Navy crewman took off his clothes to rescue an injured pilot from the water while under enemy fire and then returned to his gun blister aboard an amphibious plane on a mission to save U.S. airmen downed over Japanese waters.
Papua New Guinea, 1944

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Danny DeVito as the next golden bachelor is hilarious #AlwaysSunny

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Friday the Girthteenth?

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I fear it’s because he “speaks to men” 🙄

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Dang, imagine your new husband, who murdered one of his wives already, saying this about you

Surely, my lord, I liked her before not well, but now I like her much worse! She is nothing fair, and have very evil smells about her. I took her to be no maid by reason of the closeness of her breasts and other tokens, which, when I felt them, strake me so to the heart, that I had neither will nor courage to prove the rest. I can have none appetite for displeasant airs. I have left her as good a maid and I found her.

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

But what flavor? Lime or green apple?

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I still hear “Be Brave! Be Bold!”

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Emily Hare @emilyhare.com · 29/04/2025

Don't forget this little guy will be appearing on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social this saturday (3rd May). You need to be signed up to get notified when he goes live. I'm obsessed with painting squidgy things. #dragon #watercolour #cute #painting #watercolor #chubbydragon

a small chubby purple dragon with a big black glossy eye and a pinkish tummy and nose. His nose also has a little spike on it too which is also a pinkish colour.

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I kinda want a Cheyenne t-shirt or hoodie #Ètoile

Here’s a little diddy about Jack and Cheyenne

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Voting for everyone who didn’t sing a gospel song on “Faith Night” on American Idol

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

How is this legal? It worked though, he mishandled the ball

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Sometimes just a peek of crack will do it for me

Scotland rugby’s Kinghorn scores a try, but his pants slip subtly down to give us a hint of asscrack. Welsh players surround him

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

The nanny in the hospital was legit terrifying too, good throwback to the original

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

LOVE Parker Posey lying dead center in the bed #WhiteLotus

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

New guy would prefer me to completely shave my (well groomed) beard. He might need to go.

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

New rugby nose to be obsessed with 😍

Coach for England’s rugby team, opening match against Ireland in the Six Nations tournament

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I think it’s like a Roast strategy. He’s there to get shit on and we’re supposed to be like “aww what a good sport for taking it”… I think it’s the light-hearted music they play behind him 🤷‍♂️

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

He’s there to get a brutal edit and hope it redeems him a bit

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Also thinking about how Rasmus probably nutted when he got choked out on #TheDayOfTheJackal #Peacock Jackal definitely nutted too 🤣🤷

My poor innocent baby Rasmus in better times with his Good Man Face meeting The Jackal late night at a fancy bar looking for love

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