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Simple Country Voyeur

@balterdash.bsky.social
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I'm just a Simple Country Voyeur. Here to connect, and affirm your courage and beauty

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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lorenzo Viotti 😍😍😍
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Wow, FCF is really making my hole twitch this morning 🙈
AssSpread
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@trixiemattel.bsky.social This you?
Day job
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Beast In Me … I wish he WOULD
Matthew Rhys
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I never feel more basic than when I inevitably develop a crush on the young athletic straight baker each season of GBBO 🙈
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RIP Kaleb Horton 😭
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I just saw somewhere that Will from this season of The Challenge has a sex tape 👀
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
At least something entertaining came from the first half of this Panthers/Bulldogs match
Dylan Edwards
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Ooooo Alabama is MAD mad 😆
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Watching Sebastian Stan in A Different Man
Do what I tell you and put the mask on
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I have been jerked off to completion in the very same parking lot 🤷
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
CT 😍🥵
The Challenge is prying my face outta there
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Milking Monday
From behind
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SoCal Shepherd @socalgshep.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The things I needed to hear tend to be in dive bars.
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
April O’Neal type shit
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Am I the only one who wants the Practical Magic sequel to be a dark Robert Eggers-esque thriller centered on Dianne Wiest and Stockard Channing?
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Alex the Unenthusastic @afterdarkalexi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy 4th of July. This is my patriotism
Known only as the "Naked Gunner", this Navy crewman took off his clothes to rescue an injured pilot from the water while under enemy fire and then returned to his gun blister aboard an amphibious plane on a mission to save U.S. airmen downed over Japanese waters.
Papua New Guinea, 1944
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Danny DeVito as the next golden bachelor is hilarious #AlwaysSunny
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Friday the Girthteenth?
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Dang, imagine your new husband, who murdered one of his wives already, saying this about you
Surely, my lord, I liked her before not well, but now I like her much worse! She is nothing fair, and have very evil smells about her. I took her to be no maid by reason of the closeness of her breasts and other tokens, which, when I felt them, strake me so to the heart, that I had neither will nor courage to prove the rest. I can have none appetite for displeasant airs. I have left her as good a maid and I found her.Anne of Cleeves
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Been here before
Bulldogs vs Raiders
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Emily Hare @emilyhare.com · 29/04/2025
Don't forget this little guy will be appearing on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social this saturday (3rd May). You need to be signed up to get notified when he goes live. I'm obsessed with painting squidgy things. #dragon #watercolour #cute #painting #watercolor #chubbydragon
a small chubby purple dragon with a big black glossy eye and a pinkish tummy and nose. His nose also has a little spike on it too which is also a pinkish colour.
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I kinda want a Cheyenne t-shirt or hoodie #Ètoile
Here’s a little diddy about Jack and Cheyenne
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Voting for everyone who didn’t sing a gospel song on “Faith Night” on American Idol
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
How is this legal? It worked though, he mishandled the ball
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sometimes just a peek of crack will do it for me
Scotland rugby’s Kinghorn scores a try, but his pants slip subtly down to give us a hint of asscrack. Welsh players surround him
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
LOVE Parker Posey lying dead center in the bed #WhiteLotus
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Not even a minute into this match #wedgie
Melbourne Storm player reaching across his teammate to give a brutal wedgie to a North Queensland Cowboy player
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
New guy would prefer me to completely shave my (well groomed) beard. He might need to go.
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
New rugby nose to be obsessed with 😍
Coach for England’s rugby team, opening match against Ireland in the Six Nations tournament
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Watching figure skating 👀
Ice skater Torgashev with that tortga-shelf booty
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Also thinking about how Rasmus probably nutted when he got choked out on #TheDayOfTheJackal #Peacock Jackal definitely nutted too 🤣🤷
My poor innocent baby Rasmus in better times with his Good Man Face meeting The Jackal late night at a fancy bar looking for love
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I’m still thinking about Isaac from #Laid doing that Greatest Showman choreo 🤣🥵 #Peacock www.tiktok.com/@screenrantp...
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Exclusive: ScreenRant presents a new clip from Laid, in which Ruby (Stephanie Hsu) and Isaac (Tommy Martinez) dance along to The Greatest Showman. Laid is streaming now on Peacock! #laid #stephaniehs...
TikTok video by ScreenRant+
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Wish I had someone to kiss my hole at midnight
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
NFL uniforms should be more see-through
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The earth certainly be abiding
Alexander Ludwig getting into a Vegas hot tub
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why did The Diplomat have to blow up the NB for the season 1 cliffhanger?
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Neve Campbell / Elliot Paige sibling drama film when?
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Love seeing my football players with their turkey legs every year
Detroit Lions’ Jared Goff handing out the food to his teammates
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Rosie Perez will be commentating for the Tyson fight tonight???
Rosie with Roy Jones Jr ringside
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Misery, but instead of Kathy Bates hobbling me with a sledgehammer, my boyfriend just fucks me with his horse cock so I can’t ever leave his snowy cabin
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Grand Final cheeks
NRL mega wedgie
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Been a little distracted by Hurricane Helene, sorry folks
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Jack Twist? Jack NASTY!
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
New man in my life. I need to be better at not disappearing every time this happens
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I’m loving all of the 70s landline phones in this season of My Brilliant Friend
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
There’s not enough time in the day to give you all the likes you deserve
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Colorslashmotion @utrarch.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
It’s all just been a bunch of Scottish landscape studies really
Unclothéd man perches on a tumble of fabric on a rock by a waterfall, surrounded by trees in bloom
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
LOVE my backpacks
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Simple Country Voyeur @balterdash.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Investigation into how much $$ Tyreek Hill’s arresting officer is betting on a Jacksonville upset
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