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Alex Vance

@ballsoherd.bsky.social
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No relation to that Vance but actually from Appalachia

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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Weird year to pick with a B12/P12 title game the year after an undefeated SEC team was left out. But I like the sentiment
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Between the hedges in Guadalajara for South Korea/Czechia looks better than at UGA. But the real question is which nation's fans are more likely to bark at children? #KORCZE
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
WANKER (complimentary)
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Iron Roll
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
His intelligence protects him from falling for the grift. But it allows him to run the grift after a divorce leaves him depressed and financially desperate. And then later it's his only choice after getting busted for sleeping with several of his students.
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
That's a good point. I was thinking of him as more of a Gronk type whose puppy brain would get bored long before being able to follow through on anything vaguely political.
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Most likely TMNT to become a right wing grifter: 1. Raphael 2. Leonardo 3. Donatello 4. Michelangelo
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Can't fly into the WTC without that NAPA know how
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Screenshot from season 3 of Shoresy with the Blueberry Bulldogs possibly giving a webinar
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sickest part is that #2 came down to record against #8 USM. Ark State was the only 2-0 team against USM, but MU, CCU, App were all 1-0 which is treated the same because still 100%. Then record against #9 JMU gave it to MU. Then it starts all over for #3, and Ark State kept losing every tiebreaker
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Glad the series is back on, and I mean this with sincere respect: Tuck Foledo!
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
#Canes
Musician Beck's head in the glass jar from Futurama
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
British guy: "Inniss just the best?" Me: "No he's like 3rd on the depth chart." British guy: "What?"
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
@sickoscommittee.org Georgia State WR #16 Jaylin Marshall is on the field at the same time against Marshall LB #16 Jalen Marshall
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Men's college soccer is awesome right now. Certainly not "at risk." The traditional blue bloods like Stanford and Indiana are just disgusted that teams like Marshall and Vermont have built powerhouses by recruiting international players.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 01/07/2025
After being forced to miss the final two months of last year due to a cancer diagnosis, ESPN expects Hall of Fame WR Randy Moss to return to a full-time role on “Sunday NFL Countdown,” the network confirmed to @andrewmarchand.bsky.social. www.nytimes.com/athletic/646...
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of spongebob and squidward with the words he dont miss behind them
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob and squidward with the words he dont miss behind them
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
You don't have to "support iran" to understand it's illegal, immoral, and absolutely fucking insane to bomb apartment buildings full of Iranians! It's clear to anyone with a brain that isn't so smooth it can be skipped across a lake who the aggressive, criminal party here is.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Important thing to beat people over the head with: Trump has turned American cities into warzones and for fucking what? Prices are way up, jobs will be way down, the dollar is worth less, and now the highway is blocked off by cops. Maybe the Great Mythical Immigrant wasn’t the problem after all.
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Also what OKC fans said during overtime last night
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
And who pissed himself uncontrollably on a regular basis
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I wish I only shared a birthday with the former. At least I never shared a couch with him
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Center for Constitutional Rights @ccrjustice.org · 18/03/2025
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I hope Marshall doesn't opt out against Army here too
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Needs to start focusing on NIT instead of DEI
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 13/03/2025
A broad array of people in major institutions let their disdain for trans people, activists, & youth in general turn their brains into custard over the last decade. They were warned their grievances would be used to destroy the institutions they were putatively trying to defend. They didn't listen.
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
They couldn't even come up with a word for the S. in the title
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Not saying any of this is healthy, but I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt here because it sounds like he was just asking for her to be copied on anything having to do with social media content. Probably his way of politely saying "I don't wanna deal with any of this nonsense"
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Almost all Republicans and about 75% of Democrats
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Imagine thinking "fucking" was what needed censored there
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Fuck Newsom. Even acknowledging Charlie Kirk is indefensible. Fuck the bigots who are using sports as an excuse to ban trans people from public life. ...But c'mon, sometimes there is a wild advantage. Look at the recent AB Hernandez story. As cut and dry as it gets for grossly unfair competition.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The relevant fact about Nazis is that they rather famously did not *start out* committing genocide and starting wars, but it *was* the natural endpoint of their stated goals.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/02/2025
Imagining a world in which Democrats had instead responded to anti-trans stuff with “Republicans are sick perverts obsessed with other people’s genitals” and stayed on message with that ad nauseam
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Glad that game is finally back on the schedule starting in 2027. Should be played every year.
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Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 26/02/2025
Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine. This you?
Pete Hegseth on FOX NEWS with headline chyron that reads: Tracking Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine.
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sadly if anything similar to Mighty Ducks 2 happens, it'll probably be the US team switching to MAGA jerseys for the 3rd period
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I don't completely know if I believe in heaven these days. But if there IS a heaven, I DO know that people who make stuff like this won't ever see it.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/02/2025
Lesser Evilism results in a government made up of people that won’t do anything to stop the evil
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 10/02/2025
Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady in a commercial trying to solve the problem of hate.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Cowardice is standing up for a minority group when everybody else is doing so, then abandoning them when they’re being persecuted. That’s what the NCAA has done
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Alex Vance @ballsoherd.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"The life of the Republican party lay in its devotion to justice, liberty, and humanity. When it abandoned these great moral ideas and devoted itself to materialistic measures, it no longer appealed to the heart of the nation." - Frederick Douglass on why R's (the "good" party then) lost in 1884
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Look who speaks about decorum in politics right now and decide to never respect them again.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/02/2025
You may not like it, but Leah's right. There's a reason the Prodigal Son is a parable in almost every culture. when someone experiencing cognitive dissonance comes to you, you have two choices: embrace them, and win them over forever; or reject them, ensuring they never again question their beliefs.
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