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Will Baizer

@baizer.bsky.social
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Somebody else invited me. It’s not my fault. Blame them. Sports + Startups, VC, Data, and Coding + ✡️ Longhorn/St Louis partisan | Founded r/LonghornNation, the 4th and 5 podcast, and HornsCast | WashU & UT MBA alum

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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hasan Piker is left-wing Nick Fuentes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
wake up kid it's your friendly local soccer giant
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/07/2026
here’s your benny hill
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The best thing about the Balogun situation is I get to talk UNLIMITED shit, and if we lose, I will forget about the sport for at least another year.
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Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana: Best Of Both Worlds
ALT: Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana: Best Of Both Worlds
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Andy Demetra @andydemetra.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why yes, that’s a Spain fan air guitarring an inflatable Iberico ham leg. How can you not be romantic about the World Cup.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The guy with a Nazi tattoo on his chest? No way.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 06/07/2026
“It’s a fascist plot!” “Do you want Collins to win?” Shut the fuck up. Every last one of you.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
SOCCER IS EASY!
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
*Mexican Soccer Announcer Voice*: ¡FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
On a long roadtrip. I stop at a gas station, and buy a Coke. Cashier says, “Have a good night.” I respond, “You too.” He tells me, “Don’t tell me what to do.”
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Absolute fucking chaos
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Belgium is the Auburn. Either the highest of highs or the most questionable wtfs. Utter chaos.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
For anybody who is a sports fan and a fan or @dropout.tv, here are some Um Actually questions for the sports nerds
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
it’s very astounding how Gonzaga has gone from America’s Cinderella to Texas A&M Football In A Different Sport
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Sweet Sixteen babyyyyyy
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
HOOOOOOOOORNNNNNSSSSS
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
WELL FUCK ME
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Slovakia:
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Team USA coming at Slovakia like:
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
CHALLENGE THAT ONE LATVIA
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
And I, for one, welcome our new Hoosier overlord.
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Simeon Wilcher gets ghosted, completes the high five any way
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Top 10 Vanderbilt teams are not safe in Austin
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I love the rumor that Texas Tech took Cam Coleman to a place that gave him food poisoning, and that’s the reason they’re no longer in the running.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Just a reminder to kiss your homies today
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tankies are having a real bad time between Venezuela, Iran, and Russia lol
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I wasn't pumped for the 1st Beard year because of all the bullshit surrounding Beard, but the team he assembled was at least good on paper and won a game in March. This 1st Miller year is just...so mid. There's no reason to believe this team is making noise in March, or even playing in the tourney
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Sure, Tramon Mark is 9-41 from three on the season, which sounds bad until you consider he's 0-3 today so he's actually 9-44 from three on the season, which sounds bad until you consider he was 4-7 from three against Chaminade so he's 5-37 against teams with a pulse, which sounds bad until you con-
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’m glad that we can all now agree on who the best team in Texas was during the 2025 CFB season.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The end of this game is fucking hilarious! I love the unskippable second. This is pure chaos.
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James O'Hara @nextyeardc.com · 01/01/2026
TIRED: Top 4 seeds are 0-6 WIRED: Enemies of the University of Texas are 0-4
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
10-Win Texas #narrative
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Arch Manning only scored 3 touchdowns with 350+ all purpose yards because of his last name.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ARCH FUCKIN’ MANNING
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/12/2025
I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
the coward pop-tart jumping off the toaster, with Notre Dame's logo superimposed on his face
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
THE SLAMMING STRAWBERRY MUST BE HUNTED DOWN AND SENT TO THE TOASTER LIKE THE COWARD HE IS
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The Pop-Tarts Bowl is on drugs. The good ones, though. The ones you want to be on.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Hell yeah. Goal line Texas drill to start the Pop Tarts Bowl. That’s college football!
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Happy 34th anniversary of the fall of the USSR. Get wrecked tankies.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I don’t think people realize how exceptionally rare it is that the winner of a P4 conference wasn’t even ranked. Don’t blame the committee for having JMU in the playoff. Blame the ACC and Miami for being incapable of winning a conference championship.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A&M was 11-0 headed in Austin, ranked #3. They will end the season 11-2 with this home playoff loss to Miami. Some are calling it the biggest fraud of the century. Others a generational season choke.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Playoff wins in 2025: Texas - 1 Oklahoma - 0 Texas A&M - 0 #CFBPlayoff
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Texas A&M’s best season in a century ends with a loss to Texas and a loss at home. Poor aggies.
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Will Baizer @baizer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
History
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