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@bahlivern.bsky.social
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Frenchman who's bad at video games and everything else - I got by @bahlivern on twitter dot com

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neferpitoufan.bsky.social @neferpitoufan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big problem with online politics is that it is mostly an appeal to fantasy rather than any actual political analysis. "My idealogy is the correct one when faced with chaos cultist and Tyrannid invasions. BTW, elect my sexpest candidate so he can do insider trading for 4 years."
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Isabelle @isabelleswiftpaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1984 calendar meme where the woman is saying "Edgy Youtubers are baiting furries so that they can make cringe content about them" and the guy peels off the current month in 2026 to January 2016
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Lite @litetheironman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
you ought to include the followup post which points out that touhou has been doing this the whole time
keeping in mind I don't actually know which touhou games these are from because I've never played a touhou shmup, but

this one says

SELECT MODE

EASY (For people who aren't good at STGs)
NORMAL (Ideal for most People)
HARD (Arcade difficulty)
LUNATIC (For weird people)this one was properly sourced so I know it's from ten desires.

the difficulty modes are:

Prayer for Health and Long Life
EASY MODE
Hard to die. For those that want to live a long time.

Prayer for Traffic Safety
NORMAL MODE
Let's find a safe road. Here's to a good journey.

Prayer for Business Prosperity
HARD MODE
If you're confident in your abilities, you should be able to make a profit.

Prayer for IT Data Security
LUNATIC MODE
Asking the gods for help is pointless. Don't play this.another one that says

New Moon / Easy Level / For those who don't play Touhou very much

Crescent Moon / Normal Level / For those who play Touhou oftens

First Quarter Moon / Hard Level / For those who often play STGs

Waxing Gibbous Moon / Lunatic Level / Not suited for anyoneand this one says:

EASY MODE
For Sunday Shooters
For humans with busy lives

NORMAL MODE
For Active Gamers
For people who enjoy these kinds of games

HARD MODE
For Gensokyo Residents
For people that don't fit in the real world

LUNATIC MODE
For the Lost Race
For people who think they're the chosen ones
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Some of you
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
learning about kars4kids
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rikose @rikose.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
^^
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Blueskies Bah @bahlivern.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Always funny when new peoples learn about Lilura and her VERY strong rpg opinions
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FalKoopa 🌈 @falkoopa.in · 25/03/2026
Yesterday the Indian government removed people's right to self-identify as transgender The fact that this did made no news, even on LGBTQ focused sites like Pink News is just insane.
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Blueskies Bah @bahlivern.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
least deranged evangelical pastor
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The DLS5 is everything wrong with tech these days Dogshit abysmal slop product requiring technology both prohibitively expensive and generally unavailable showed off to a violently negative public to build hype from mentally deficient investors in the derranged pursuit of line go up
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emma 🍊 @realmjork.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
chibi robo my beloved
doodle page of chibi robo running, mopping, waving, pouring tea and dressed up like a ghost. jenny is also there, in one doodle she is holding him and smiling. in another, she is jumping happily.
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Liam @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Finding out the Super Bomberman Collection uses fuckin SNESticle of all emulators because M2 was busy making the Goemon collection that isn't being released globally
That old-ass meme of Bomberman trapping himself with a bomb with a closeup of his disappointed face accepting his own demise.
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The creator of MindsEye was in the Epstein files.
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Grimbles Cursed Emporium @grimblesdgrumbles.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Do you wanna get better at Deadlock? So does everyone. Luckily I wrote a guide for the low ELO h*tler. kelvin. Enjoy youtu.be/vXJYJw3oRlM
youtu.be
Your Team Sucks. Carry Them as Kelvin | Deadlock 2026 Guide
YouTube video by Grimbles Grumbles
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Kronecker Delta @kroneckerdelta.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It occurs to me, now that I found out this was the guy writing Fallout basically now, that all the excuses people use for why 'Well it has to be that way, that's what people expect from Fallout now' are wrong. No one expected shit from Fallout when they made Fallout 3.
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EL-K🇺🇸 @elk8187.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
🎄
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Blueskies Bah @bahlivern.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
peoples only have enough mental capacity for one social media and its the one where 90% of their oomfies & favorite posters are at its not rocket science
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Necksplitter @necksplitter.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
you're literally doing the thing lmao
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Necksplitter @necksplitter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
because you harass and mass report everyone here that gets into the incorrect/"problematic" niche and people are hesitant to move here cause they banned entire swathes of erotic art lmao
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mengo @mengo329.itch.io · 05/12/2025
Finished the cover for the Shrine 2 soundtrack I'll put up. Gonna need a bit but I swear I'll get those tunes uploaded somewhere.
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Georgia Harper @mindtheflap.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Turns out both DownDetector and DownForEveryoneOrJustMe use Cloudflare so are currently, themselves, down
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Boo-nard. Heh, Nard. @0uttas1te.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
So in the end, I didn't get a Troy Baker signature. Line was too long, and I am too tired. I got that shit ON tho
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A cautionary tale for arguing online:
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Grimbles Cursed Emporium @grimblesdgrumbles.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Grimbles Cursed Emporium @grimblesdgrumbles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
HEY YOU DO YOU HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS AND SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES? I CAN FIX ONE OF THOSE THINGS WATCH MY GUIDE ON THE FINALS AND I PROMISE YOU YOUR PARENTS WILL GET BACK TOGETHER* youtu.be/lpL1VPOhHjE (*I cant actually fix their marriage its your fault theyre getting a divorce in the first place)
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The Finals SECRET BROKEN BUILD that FORCES EVERYONE to RAGE QUIT
YouTube video by Grimbles Grumbles
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Grimbles Cursed Emporium @grimblesdgrumbles.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
You mean to tell me a dude who did a movie (green inferno) about an eco activist getting tortured by people when she entered their territory wants an eco activist to be tortured by people for entering “their” territory?
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AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Bethesda devs win contract at Microsoft after threatening to strike. Includes wage increases, salary minimums, and crediting rules. Will provide benchmarks for other unions currently in the midst of negotiations.
kotaku.com
Bethesda Devs Win First-Ever Union Contact At A Major Gaming Company In The Country After Threatening Strike
Over 300 QA testers secured an agreement with Microsoft
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Eugenijus Krenis @tleno.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Ah yes, mobile Disco Elysium to play in short bursts
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
ITS HERE ITS NOW ITS NEW AND ITS AWFUL THE 2025 WIN98 TECH SUPPORT GOATEST GAMES S U B M I S S I O N W E E K SUBMIT YOUR CHOICES FOR THE BEST GAMES OF ALL TIME WHO WILL WIN WHO WILL LOSE AS ALWAYS BLAME DEMOCRACY! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Blueskies Bah @bahlivern.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
its crazy how ai generated stuff and assetflips made the job simulator market much, much worst
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Toa @toanon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hello everybody, today we're gonna be talking about the riddles of the Golden Witch Beatrice, and the mysterious events that took place on October 5th, 1986, on the island of Rokkenjima in the Izu archipelago. We are gonna get into it, but as always...thank you for watching.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Oh fuck, we're in the Shadowrun timeline
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Grimbles Cursed Emporium @grimblesdgrumbles.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I HAVE AWOKEN FROM MY ANABOLIC COMA TO SHOW THE WORLD THE BEAUTY OF FEMDOM PRISON SIMULATOR COME! LAUGH! CRY! SEE MY CRY FOR HELP AS I DISCUSS THE GREATEST GAME MADE ON THE VITA! FREEDOM WARS youtu.be/mCeWheVhcpg
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Gauthier 'Gautoz' Andres // Origami-ami @gautoz.cool · 25/02/2025
J'étais revenu récemment sur le management désastreux de Warner tel que raconté par plusieurs enquêtes. Les studios laissés en "lu" pendant des mois, les "ok pour votre concept mais ça devient Game of Thrones", les préprods annulées dès qu'un film se plante au ciné. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUHd...
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Wonder Woman fait du surplace chez Warner - #LaMardinaleJV
YouTube video by ORIGAMI - Plier et déplier le jeu vidéo
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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPO...
youtube.com
Damn you all to hell
YouTube video by cowdogmoof
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duen 🪏 @riolu.gay · 13/02/2025
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Señor Worfwood @worfwood.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yep, I'm sure that's it. People want more live service slop, the market is clearly showing us that.
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Blueskies Bah @bahlivern.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year!!
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
As a reminder Elon not only personally unbanned a twitter user for posting CSM but then paid that user $20k
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Blueskies Bah @bahlivern.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Imma try to be more active here, not cuz i'm leaving twitter because thats where most of my oomfs are but still
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Witnessed a murder
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Musk: I’ve solved Twitter’s problems Linda Yaccarino: Great! Musk: We’ll hire super-geniuses Linda: yessss Musk: we will breed them ourselves, here Linda: what now Musk: from my seed and suitable women Linda: erm Musk: FIND ME THE WOMAN WITH THE BIGGEST VAGINA IN AMERICA Linda: I deserve this
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Sometimes the side chick isn't a chick, Sometimes they're an Albrecht Schwerer Minenwerfers
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Twitter, a company 90% funded by ads, is now calling advertisers "opressors to free speech" and claiming they're going to "launch a thermo nuclear lawsuit against Media Matters" Surely this will get advertisers back on board
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EL-K🇺🇸 @elk8187.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
🌶️🔥
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HDoomGuy @hdoomguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
did this FAITH fanart for Chapter 1 and 2 a while back and they're still pretty decent
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Jero @jerov3.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Dragon Quest 🤜🤛 Fire Emblem Giving fans mind control fetishes
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