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Murphy 💼🩵

@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican 🇲🇽 asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me

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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guess which little dork gets all the forehead kisses? @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social gifted me these! Murphy being a sexy gift and Lumen being a squealy light fixture. Thank you Alfie, I'm losing my mind here 🩵👊🩲⬆️⬆️
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am aware how late I am but I just think Tomas is hot as hell and even a very late shot is worth taking. I'm a curvy lawyer Chimera who ends up wearing few clothes cause show-off and comfy Fuck me UP calico (if possible) (I don't have a ref sheet but I'm pretty sure these show all his sides)
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey werbyyy
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't know what happened, I told Lumen how much you guys liked his last predicament and he just started sprinting into the abstractness of time itself? Can all nerds do this?
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nerd Yoga Lumen taking a deep relaxing breath (he's lucky it stopped at the eyes)
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Deserved as hell, little buddy. Congrats! Let's see Murphy using Alfie as a one handed dumbell 👊🥰
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I drew this little guy a few days back, please enjoy and bully him. His name is Lumen, his nickname is glowstick cause he's bioluminescent and it activates when he's flustered. Also he knits 🩵🩵🩵
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I did squirlify him one time! Technicality win?
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Catch me selling cigarettes and giving someone a swirly while yapping about a lackluster art exhibit If anyone is weird about my handwriting, I fucking SWEAR... Had some dork do the main word-putting on his computer for me
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just a reminder that I have great tits that can pinch my tie 💪😁 Commed artwork by ✨ @daemonxheart.bsky.social ✨ who popped off entirely and made me very happy
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I have seen all Bergman movies, I have big thoughts on uncle Vanya and Hamlet but the BEST character is Megarat from Tom and Jerry Forbidden Compass. China popped way the fuck off with the writing and design is for this fat, ugly, probably stinky, cunning, charismatic rat who HATES god and sings
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Shitty day and my commute was ass. So I drew Murphy as a sith lord cause I wanted to feel good at something. Happy Star Wars Day, dorks
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
CW: very very hot and sexual Yeah, I did that. It's whatever 💅💅
100 days of A Little To The Left. An achievement most people could only ever dream of. This proves OP is very good at sex and is also very cool and has never had anxiety not even once. You are allowed to comment on how hot you find OP now
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A lil post arm curl Murphy by the very good boy @stellatoasty.bsky.social
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hey there
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is anti-worker rhetoric Pull yourself up by your ✨UNDERWEAR✨ Right now! For your comrades' amusement! Matter of fact? 😠 You'll probably do it wrong! Here!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@stellatoasty.bsky.social drew me like a god damn disney character. Guess he hoped making me look cute would save his ass. Learned his lesson by minute three of being my yo-yo 🩵🩵✨
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
1) Congrats 2) Silas, you're hosting the hunger games of every fur I talk to LMAO
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Unfortunately for my opponents, I just found a discipline I can REALLY get into 🩵🔥 ¡Nada como un buen calzón chino a medio enfrentamiento! "Giving up yet or do I pull more?" Amazing art by Mike Hiroki on twitter #wedgie #sumo #wrestling
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Hey. We saw you from across the room and you look like a loud squealer. My tail thinks you have tighty whities on. I, on the other hand, KNOW you have em on. No, no. Your voice isn't helping your case. Good, good, look at him... Just like that, focus on him.
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This somewhat gave me the autism arms but I'm not mad about it 🩵🔥
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Saw this artistic hotguy on instagram and thought it matched my nipples. I do have a penis, this is not an anatomy reveal. Yes, my tail is cooler than me we don't have to talk about it.
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"Squeal. Louder. Weakling..." *sssssSTRETTTTTTTCHHHH* A little gravity powered wedgie from the rock golem I'm normal about 🤤🤤🥵 @haxsmacks.bsky.social popped off, thaaaank you mate! ✨✨🩵✨
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
At this point I wanna see you make it to 36. Put me on bully team
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hatio and you I swear (Fucking dorks 🥰🩵)
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Well... I got my x-rays back... Yeah, uncurable. They say it's in my bones now 🤘😔
A rainbow skeleton cause the user is a big queer homoromantic and is making a joke
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
You can do Tail giving me a wedgie if you want, just keep my butt big :)
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I think 2026 is the year of trying to give Murphy more body hair. Thoughts?
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This counts, right?
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
As you all know I'm normal as fuck, so I commissioned the great @madbunny.bsky.social to draw my hubby Nameless Stone Monster because despite the fact that he's only on screen one episode and dies (spoilers) there isn't a ton of wedgie art of him AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU I DESERVE GIFTS TOO 😡
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Ugh. It's like people should admit they just vibe and stop pretending there's rules...
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
*laughs*
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Alfie this squirming is very unprofessional. Go limp sooner. Now! *yank* Let's go through your mistakes, shall we? 🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social 🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵 (wet willy alt)
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
November 20th Dia de la Revolución! My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs! @hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
A patcheork Mexican Flag waving proudly as a dorku possum dangles by his underwear alongside it. The flag contains waistbands with names on them
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Still don't have a phone but it's my birthday and I allow myself so little pleasures so fuck it a Bara Murph if it was on a blackboard
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Sometimes - for no reason, all of a sudden - I have days like this that are one good thing after the next. It's wild to me how good a day I was having even BEFORE @brieflyy33n.bsky.social surprised me with this fucking gem! Haven't smiled like this in ages 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Some stickers I use on telegram to show I can be your angle or your debble 😇🩵👹🩵
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I'm getting kinda good at drawing on telegram and my relationship to Cookie Run Kingdom is so new and already so normal
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Necessary context: @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a lot of fucking puns and 🎨🎨 @foxmanrox.bsky.social is a fantastic artist! Super honored to see myself in his style!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
What's most shocking to me is how I had never seen some of the art people are posting here. Your gallery is endless and your style has somehow just kept improving. I'll have to go for the one you made unprompted when I was kinda starting out with my sona, it truly meant a lot to me
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Not to be self centered but I just love thedirect videogame ui angle
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Today's my boyfriend's birthday and also I got to 400 followers. Hell yeah. Look at my tits and know I like you. This is an order.
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
First smile that showed up
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
You wanna be my spotter? The job comes with a free chewtoy or facemask at the end of the session 😁🩵 @knight.hyper.wang amazing work!!!! Thank you!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Turns out when a particular brand of dork *cough* @goatbrainedwerb.bsky.social *cough* puts you into a videogame, you run the risk of getting a maid outfit put on you. Nothing a quick atomic can't make right. I look good as fuck in it too ✨️🩵✨️🩵 thank you, Werby!!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Poor poor Pelton, always forgetting where his underwear is supposed to go! (Pelton is an adopt I rarely use but love a lot) @hollandguin.bsky.social thank you so much!!!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The sick ass mothman in question is @goobingoober.bsky.social but for whatever reason it didn't let me tag him last night
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Weirdly been enjoying doing doodles on Telegram image editing. Zooming in is kind of a big deal.
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Would you look at the time!!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Aussie menace, big brother and all around bane of my existence @pupbrew.bsky.social had a birthday today. Happy birthday or whatever, you fucking FREAK (I love you)
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