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Murphy 💼🩵

@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican 🇲🇽 asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me

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Reilly the Fox @reillythefox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hearts #wedgie #furry #furryart
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Scotty @goodboyscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im in shambles... ft. @badluckmurphy.bsky.social #furry #wedgie #bulge
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fellow gayass furry artists if ur drawing gay porn and haven’t drawn a trans man or transmasc critter before, what’s stopping you? /gen 🤔 Is it being unsure how to depict the character? Don’t know how to stylize top scars, phalloplasty, or tdick? I wanna help, so lmk if tutorials/Q&A would help!
My fursona camo lookin to the left. He is a kaiju mutt with the body type of a gay bear. She has spiky hair and spikes down her tail n back.
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🔞 Sorn! 👑 @whiptailed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woke bully who picks on you till you denounce Israel
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Marmotap @marmotap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This commission is for www.deviantart.com/draccohail featuring their sexy fat-butted OC Draxel (right), and @sinfuldesire.bsky.social , featuring their juicy-assed Sir Santino! This monster is going to give these stellar knight buns a good kneading! Try not to get too mesmerized ;D Enjoy!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Men picking wedgies is so peak. Look silly for me, hot stuff. Bounce around until your beavertail's gone, pretty boy
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In honor of Mexican independence day, the word "wedgie" is temporarily suspended. I will be yelling "CALZÓN CHINO!!!" when I lunge waistbands above someone's head until further notice I will now open the floor to questions. Dumb or funny ones get a calzón chino
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Haxsmacks_Art @haxsmacks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Subscribestar Release! OOHH! and that's part two bucko! Well- that's what you get if you wanna mess with the whole bar now isn't it- Thank you to everyone who made a cameo in here and for supporting me as well!!!
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Repost if watching cartoons awakened/gave you a wedgie kink
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Ziggy the Wedgie Boy @otterdownunder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Comm for @vorii.bsky.social! Gosh darn, I keep accepting invitations to these sleepovers, thinking they'll be totally innocent and NOT a way to bully me... Uh oh!
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Reilly the Fox @reillythefox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bird Nerd! #furry #furryart #zelda #rito #wedgie
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jaws: Nudist Beach
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pencil on paper. A man in a sweater leans out of his apartment window with his hand on his heart and yells out for everyone to hear, “There’s music in my heart again.” A woman leans out from her window a floor below him and says, “Sing us a song, sweater boy.” Artist’s note: I was emerging from a long stretch of moodiness when I made this one. For a moment, I was sweater boy.
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Daztoons - Order BitFlip today! (link in Bio) @daztoons.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Commission for RocketCorgi! When trying new things, it's important to communicate where the limit is, or else you'll find out the hard way~ See this and more over here: www.patreon.com/Daztoons
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COMMISSIONS OPEN - Argo @hidegreenfox.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Lost a bet Com for @badluckmurphy.bsky.social (wow first post in here :9)
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Pakrat @pakratmaniac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Aww my little nerd got himself a boyfriend. Let me see you two kiss!" Isaac really knows how to treat his nerds well, practically his puppets Thanks @brieflyy33n.bsky.social for this awesome piece!
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 04/09/2026
My Cuban friend can use a lot of support right now. He's in dire need of funding to buy food, so please consider donating or purchasing a commission if you're able! Reposts help A LOT. Thank you. ❤️
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Haxsmacks_Art @haxsmacks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wouldja guess it? I'm 26 now! Another year round that ol earth!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Tetragramaton @goobingoober.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Next from the backlog of Con Doodles @walker-ink.bsky.social This dude's such a sweetie of a Slime woof and it was awesome getting to see just how stretchy and flexible he is. I didn't wind up getting any good yanks on him in the moment, but im here to make up for it #wedgie #furrywedgie #wedgieart
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Ziggy the Wedgie Boy @otterdownunder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey dudes! I'm gonna open up a few slots for commishies. Follow the forms link below for current prices and fill in what you'd like! I'm leaving it up for a few days, so everyone has a chance. forms.gle/EaMRwnHquXP6...
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fan art for @butchcity.bsky.social's big bully Tomas! Love seeing them picking on dorks x3
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Hollow @hollowbat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
YIPPEE! TONIGHT IS INTERNATIONAL BAT NIGHT!!!!! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 AND SINCE IT'S NIGHT SOMEWHERE AROUND THE WORLD THAT MEANS ALL OF TODAY AND TOMORROW ARE A BAT DAY (AS ALL DAYS SHOULD BE)
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NSF-Mads @madbunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That feel when your bully’s bully is also your bully and an 8 foot immature goo alien… (This was a follow up to another pic I drew a while ago and a commission for @ashetrey.bsky.social) #wedgie #swirly #spider-man #venom
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Silas! @brieflyy33n.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'll have these fellas up for adoption tomorrow afternoon at some point! Things were oh so busy today!! These both will come with a FULL ref sheet ready to be filled out :) I have another two on the way as well so keep an eye out~
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You have in fact cooked ✨SEVERELY✨ I am losing my mind over here, licking the walls and barking and breaking things 🩵🔥🎉🎉🎉 Always pays to have someone watching your back
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guess which little dork gets all the forehead kisses? @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social gifted me these! Murphy being a sexy gift and Lumen being a squealy light fixture. Thank you Alfie, I'm losing my mind here 🩵👊🩲⬆️⬆️
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's my birthday!! Party at my place, everyone's invited, but cute guys have to be wearing (their undies as) a hat and can't wear pants! Thank you all for another year of making me feel welcome and being a horny friendly space where I can fuck around and think about wedgies 🩵🩵🫂 all love to you
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COMMISSIONS OPEN - Argo @hidegreenfox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sore loser com for @folkyfoxdeer.bsky.social
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Goldie 🔜 MTG ATL @goldiefaz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is a friendly reminder to not skip gym guys! Seriously! Oww come on @seres.bsky.social ! 😵‍💫 🎨 @hidegreenfox.bsky.social
Goldie recommends skipping gym. His friend Seres makes sure he’s not skipping and adds a bit of punishment to ensure it doesn’t happen for the future. Putting Goldie in an embarrassing perma wedgie.
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Ursanity (Comms Closed) @ursanity.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's quite the show at the Wedgie Panel! (Commission for anon)
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💫🌟⭐️Yung DumbHole (TaeoOtts)💫🌟⭐️ @taeootts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WIP from @shinjiinu.bsky.social "Your staring over here an awful lot, little guy..."
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Spudly Do-Right @spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
China is building a better world through cooperation while the US and the West do nothing but stoked fear, warmonger, criticize and admonish. thechinaacademy.org/cubas-power-...
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Cuba's Power Grid Collapsed Again. China Sent 5,000 Solar Systems.
After losing Venezuelan oil, Cuba's grid keeps collapsing. China is stepping in with solar power — and Havana is planning a bigger energy partnership with Beijing.
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jake250.bsky.social @jake250.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was finally able to get a Mexico jersey and of course had to do some wedgies in it 😉
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LeemonZ @leemonz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
✨Blackmane✨
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Marty @glitch-dog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HighAndTighty @highandtighty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Kind of got the flossing of my life from @jocktavious.bsky.social recently… Don’t know if I learned my lesson about betting tho 😜 #wedgiedork #tightywhities #atomicwedgie
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I haven't posted in forever and I can't really explain why this is important for me to say right now but there's something oddly noving about having to buy batteries
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Lizard Shaped @cy83r8u11y.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A lil something for the birthday mouse. :) Thank goodness you showed up early! You’re gonna help him down, right…? … right?? 👀💦
An anthro mouse in a birthday hat and tshirt nervously stands on his tippytoes, dangling by his briefs that have snagged over the nearest coat hook, giving him a hell of a wedgie after stumbling off the stool he was using to string up his birthday party bunting!… Well, that’s what he claims, at least.
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nerd Yoga Lumen taking a deep relaxing breath (he's lucky it stopped at the eyes)
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It was me, I got him, I put my chips in when he was sketching him. UGH he's so GAY and so DIVA and his tail is so LONG and back during my lurker days my name used to be Ricardo on every account, so it feels like fate. I'll have him making out with Murphy asap
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dweeby doodles
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Waitttt this is a good pitch, anyone know cool Yoga poses that could be improved with wedgies?
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Tetragramaton @goobingoober.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Celebrating #underwearday with @badluckmurphy.bsky.social new squeaky toy Lumen, gonna help this lil guy experience some new fashion choices outside of tighty whities
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't know what happened, I told Lumen how much you guys liked his last predicament and he just started sprinting into the abstractness of time itself? Can all nerds do this?
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nerd Yoga Lumen taking a deep relaxing breath (he's lucky it stopped at the eyes)
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thank you y'all so much for 300 followers! Y'all are so kind I didn't expect to reach double digits Doing a lil raffle to celebrate! Please follow, like, repost, and comment what you would like here This will close 08/7 at 6pm EST Any one OC and pose is available What you see is what you get lol
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Awright here’s one 🙂‍↕️ did not plan to line and render it but like god forbid butches get silly with it
A nsfw drawing of a large buff calico tomcat furry putting a blue and black bird anthro in a tight headlock and yanking the back of his underwear in a wedgie. He’s looking at the info in the back of the underwear with a causal friendly tone, while the bird indignantly pushes at his arm. “ay what size r you weari-“ “YOU COULD JUST! ASK!”
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