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Murphy 💼🩵

@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican 🇲🇽 asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me

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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah sorry, I'm stimming
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 13h
I mean... I hope? But truly-- Oh wait, this is Hatio asking, I know your thresholds, we'll dance right on them the whole time
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16h
Thank you, it's important we stand in our truths
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 22h
This might be autism talking but when I give someone a wedgie the whole thing can stretch (pun INTENDED) to over one hour cause underwear feels nice and I know they can get longer or hurt more and my hands are just so happy the more unhappy they make you. So like, chill, I'm probably almost done idk
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You are
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Catch me playing yahtzee and mancala like it's fortnite
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm easily interested :)
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Reilly the Fox @reillythefox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hearts #wedgie #furry #furryart
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean... Even before wedgies got invented I could noogie you and you'd get the same impulse, so I'd make sure you're fed and healthy enough for me to guiltlessly bully after a long day of killing mammoths
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Scotty @goodboyscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im in shambles... ft. @badluckmurphy.bsky.social #furry #wedgie #bulge
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the most enticing and infuriating EPs out there
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fellow gayass furry artists if ur drawing gay porn and haven’t drawn a trans man or transmasc critter before, what’s stopping you? /gen 🤔 Is it being unsure how to depict the character? Don’t know how to stylize top scars, phalloplasty, or tdick? I wanna help, so lmk if tutorials/Q&A would help!
My fursona camo lookin to the left. He is a kaiju mutt with the body type of a gay bear. She has spiky hair and spikes down her tail n back.
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The soda hot boys
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know why but I end up really really happy when I hang out with you Scotty... It's like a fun workout
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah but my Tail is free to take someone else, no reason why he shouldn't have fun 🩵
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh believe me if I ever got my nipples pierced I would have to find a REALLY good stain-hidng t shirt to put on after and never take off and shower with until it dissolved. Not taking those chances
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just get the "somehow, someday I will fuck up very specifically and it will get ripped off my face and I'll be traumatized about that exact situation happening again for the rest of my life so I'll just never wear the piercing even if I heal so better just not to put myself on that path" thoughts
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🔞 Sorn! 👑 @whiptailed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woke bully who picks on you till you denounce Israel
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Marmotap @marmotap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This commission is for www.deviantart.com/draccohail featuring their sexy fat-butted OC Draxel (right), and @sinfuldesire.bsky.social , featuring their juicy-assed Sir Santino! This monster is going to give these stellar knight buns a good kneading! Try not to get too mesmerized ;D Enjoy!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
StrettttttchSNAP!!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Men picking wedgies is so peak. Look silly for me, hot stuff. Bounce around until your beavertail's gone, pretty boy
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know I was JUST imagining that...
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I swear your ass just keeps getting better
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What got said, cutie?
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great way to keep his face hidden! You're so respectful
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any door's a doggy door if you make him go through it on his hands and knees
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd probably mock your incorrect use of "tenor" cause even if you'd used "tener" it'd be incorrect, and then same plan, pull until you squeak or honk
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And now you're getting hoisted into an atomic, it's funny how life goes huh?
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh maaaaan getting a guy to go red in the face with a well placed boioiong... 🩵😃
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I *hardcore* appreciate this since I didn't have the money to get something commed for the occasion
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*sigh* To be fair you were getting one for coming into my field of vision. Hands against the wall, nerd ass
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only cause I imagined it in your voice trying to speak spanish
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh man. Oh MAAAAAN your face is gonna have your waistband imprinted on it by the time you take off the atomic I'm about to give you for this question, congrats
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretty dumb question because obviously yes. But I would start saying CALZÓN CHINO and then see the thong, laugh for a good thirty seconds while you squeal and *then* I'd correct myself and say TANGA CHINA
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No, it's a soup. Calzón chino 🩲👊⬆️⬆️⬆️
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm sorry that I'm not sorry about adding to your good ideas
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In honor of Mexican independence day, the word "wedgie" is temporarily suspended. I will be yelling "CALZÓN CHINO!!!" when I lunge waistbands above someone's head until further notice I will now open the floor to questions. Dumb or funny ones get a calzón chino
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*slides a soundboard across the table* hey Camo? You wanna go walk around and see who we can find?
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Haxsmacks_Art @haxsmacks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Subscribestar Release! OOHH! and that's part two bucko! Well- that's what you get if you wanna mess with the whole bar now isn't it- Thank you to everyone who made a cameo in here and for supporting me as well!!!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't express the disappointment I felt when I found out underwear in real life doesn't sound like loud ubber stretching. Wedgies are still fucking hot but damn they could be so much better
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Repost if watching cartoons awakened/gave you a wedgie kink
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It means if someone has a job you HAVE to give them a friendly tug as a sign of respect
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Ziggy the Wedgie Boy @otterdownunder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Comm for @vorii.bsky.social! Gosh darn, I keep accepting invitations to these sleepovers, thinking they'll be totally innocent and NOT a way to bully me... Uh oh!
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fun fact those stars are there to indicate you gotta put this cutie on his knees before you play with him, effective game design if you ask me
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Quickly falling in love with your art 🩵🩵
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Reilly the Fox @reillythefox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bird Nerd! #furry #furryart #zelda #rito #wedgie
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jaws: Nudist Beach
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mechanic. Just a lot of sweat, grease, bending over and calling people dumb cause their check engine light was on for seven months
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dragonball would not be affected by this change
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