Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 13hI mean... I hope? But truly-- Oh wait, this is Hatio asking, I know your thresholds, we'll dance right on them the whole time 020
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 22hThis might be autism talking but when I give someone a wedgie the whole thing can stretch (pun INTENDED) to over one hour cause underwear feels nice and I know they can get longer or hurt more and my hands are just so happy the more unhappy they make you. So like, chill, I'm probably almost done idk 10427
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Catch me playing yahtzee and mancala like it's fortnite 020
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵Reilly the Fox @reillythefox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hearts #wedgie #furry #furryart 110827
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mean... Even before wedgies got invented I could noogie you and you'd get the same impulse, so I'd make sure you're fed and healthy enough for me to guiltlessly bully after a long day of killing mammoths 030
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵Scotty @goodboyscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Im in shambles... ft. @badluckmurphy.bsky.social #furry #wedgie #bulge 1023650
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN 01431472
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of the most enticing and infuriating EPs out there 000
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fellow gayass furry artists if ur drawing gay porn and haven’t drawn a trans man or transmasc critter before, what’s stopping you? /gen 🤔 Is it being unsure how to depict the character? Don’t know how to stylize top scars, phalloplasty, or tdick? I wanna help, so lmk if tutorials/Q&A would help! 4389
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't know why but I end up really really happy when I hang out with you Scotty... It's like a fun workout 120
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah but my Tail is free to take someone else, no reason why he shouldn't have fun 🩵 130
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh believe me if I ever got my nipples pierced I would have to find a REALLY good stain-hidng t shirt to put on after and never take off and shower with until it dissolved. Not taking those chances 010
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just get the "somehow, someday I will fuck up very specifically and it will get ripped off my face and I'll be traumatized about that exact situation happening again for the rest of my life so I'll just never wear the piercing even if I heal so better just not to put myself on that path" thoughts 120
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵🔞 Sorn! 👑 @whiptailed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Woke bully who picks on you till you denounce Israel 4343
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵Marmotap @marmotap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This commission is for www.deviantart.com/draccohail featuring their sexy fat-butted OC Draxel (right), and @sinfuldesire.bsky.social , featuring their juicy-assed Sir Santino! This monster is going to give these stellar knight buns a good kneading! Try not to get too mesmerized ;D Enjoy! 26517
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Men picking wedgies is so peak. Look silly for me, hot stuff. Bounce around until your beavertail's gone, pretty boy 3347
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Great way to keep his face hidden! You're so respectful 021
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Any door's a doggy door if you make him go through it on his hands and knees 050
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'd probably mock your incorrect use of "tenor" cause even if you'd used "tener" it'd be incorrect, and then same plan, pull until you squeak or honk 110
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And now you're getting hoisted into an atomic, it's funny how life goes huh? 110
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh maaaaan getting a guy to go red in the face with a well placed boioiong... 🩵😃 040
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I *hardcore* appreciate this since I didn't have the money to get something commed for the occasion 050
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*sigh* To be fair you were getting one for coming into my field of vision. Hands against the wall, nerd ass 020
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Only cause I imagined it in your voice trying to speak spanish 010
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh man. Oh MAAAAAN your face is gonna have your waistband imprinted on it by the time you take off the atomic I'm about to give you for this question, congrats 120
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Pretty dumb question because obviously yes. But I would start saying CALZÓN CHINO and then see the thong, laugh for a good thirty seconds while you squeal and *then* I'd correct myself and say TANGA CHINA 110
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm sorry that I'm not sorry about adding to your good ideas 030
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In honor of Mexican independence day, the word "wedgie" is temporarily suspended. I will be yelling "CALZÓN CHINO!!!" when I lunge waistbands above someone's head until further notice I will now open the floor to questions. Dumb or funny ones get a calzón chino 8398
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*slides a soundboard across the table* hey Camo? You wanna go walk around and see who we can find? 140
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵Haxsmacks_Art @haxsmacks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Subscribestar Release! OOHH! and that's part two bucko! Well- that's what you get if you wanna mess with the whole bar now isn't it- Thank you to everyone who made a cameo in here and for supporting me as well!!! 820547
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I can't express the disappointment I felt when I found out underwear in real life doesn't sound like loud ubber stretching. Wedgies are still fucking hot but damn they could be so much better 2150
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Repost if watching cartoons awakened/gave you a wedgie kink 1612853
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It means if someone has a job you HAVE to give them a friendly tug as a sign of respect 010
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵Ziggy the Wedgie Boy @otterdownunder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Comm for @vorii.bsky.social! Gosh darn, I keep accepting invitations to these sleepovers, thinking they'll be totally innocent and NOT a way to bully me... Uh oh! 931571
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fun fact those stars are there to indicate you gotta put this cutie on his knees before you play with him, effective game design if you ask me 010
Reposted by Murphy 💼🩵Reilly the Fox @reillythefox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bird Nerd! #furry #furryart #zelda #rito #wedgie 412737
Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mechanic. Just a lot of sweat, grease, bending over and calling people dumb cause their check engine light was on for seven months 130