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Alfonzo 🧡🍊

@goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
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Some dorky hyena (26) who got bullied into making an account 🔞 Shoddy artist and pun lover Wedgies, noogies, and wet willies are my jam Telegram channel for funsies: t.me/+HIgX1kToHEdkNzIx

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CocoAshes @cocoashes.bsky.social · 14h
Languor the embodiment of sloth! He's adjusted to his new life pretty well doing the bare minimum to get by, spending the rest of his time lazing about or with the other sins. He doesn't like to think too hard about things, he's a simple man who doesn't need much in life. #art #oc
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Smelly Bear🔞 @smellybear.bsky.social · 16h
Fightober day 2 - injury “Useless mutt, just heal already so I can beat you again” Fightober comm for @alaikeyre.bsky.social ! #wrestling #fightober2026 #fff
Alaikeyre injured on the ground after Marky beat him up
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish I had some kind of, like, profound take or never before thought of idea But at the end of the day, all I want is to be bullied and picked on for being weak and nerdy And struggling to add anything to a very long discussion is a little discouraging
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎉ITS TIME!🎉 Shares appreciated, cuz limited comms r open! I have “pay what you want” comms with Tomas, and SFW/NSFW stickers available. In the future I’ll offer more options, but for now you can fill out this form! :^]🐈 forms.gle/ep7d8J5boo8o... I will work with 2 slots for each for now. Thanks!
Furry telegram discord stickersWedgie comicWedgie and spanking and SEX!!!Wedgies but digital sketch and mexican hell yea
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not sure I ever shared this online but, some kind words for body shapes are always appreciated ❤️
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Scotty @goodboyscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im in shambles... ft. @badluckmurphy.bsky.social #furry #wedgie #bulge
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Smelly Bear🔞 @smellybear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LAST CALL FOR THE FIRST WEEK OF FIGHTOBER I still have 3 (kickboxing) and 6 (pose) open! I’ll let these two open till weekend and then close it. Next week only from day 8 (locker room) will there be slots available
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Tetragramaton @goobingoober.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never really took stock in how @ginseyo.bsky.social is literally a Grape and my GooberGoose is orange flavored! So it's high time that we got some Fresh squeeze juice from the this boy #furryart #wedgie #wedgieart
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For funsies
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Scotty @goodboyscott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sy & Giz: New Mascot Giz realised that his roommate is the Mascot and decided he'd mess with him in front of the whole team. #furry #wedgie
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COMMISSIONS OPEN - Argo @hidegreenfox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mattias: PLEASE GET ME DOWWNNNNN!!!!! Com for the nerdy wizard @magic0tter.bsky.social getting the flagpole wedgie experience
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hahaaaa funny prank guys…you can let me out now? P-…please?
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Werb the Goater 🔞 @goatbrainedwerb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying a new style, feedback is appreciated! I was inspired by a new song I found, for some reason this concept just came to me while listening. It's called Melatonin by Jomm. #furry #furryart
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Dumb Grape🍇 @ginseyo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Commission for @ashtomicwedgie.bsky.social
Asher lying on a park bench, his wrists are tied and he’s stuck in an atomic wedgie with a jockstrap over his face. Two bullies stand in front of him, one says “Wanna just leave him here?” and the other responds “Nah, I got a better Idea.”Asher, still in an atomic wedgie, now hanging from trees by ropes tied around his wrist and ankles. There’s now a small crowd gathering along with the two bullies from before. They tell him they’ll come back and get him down later… If they remember
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Werb the Goater 🔞 @goatbrainedwerb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Based on a True Story; For: @secret-sins.bsky.social #wedgie #wedgieart #furry
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LETS FUCKING GOOO #butchcitywedgies
My oc tomas yelling and yanking two pairs of briefs, saying VIVA LA MEXICO. The briefs and tank top creating the flag
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Ziggy the Wedgie Boy @otterdownunder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I showed you my goochie (stylishly), please respond
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Cody the bull @wolfygang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With the nerd @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Been watching a lot of cartoons lately! Figured it was about time for some more toony kink bullshit 🙂‍↕️ I figure it DID work though, didn’t it? #butchcitywedgies side note I spent six hours on this holy shit 🏃‍♂️💨
A four panel comic featuring a brown bear (rex, he/him) and a calico cat (tomas, he/him), both of whom are musclechub/bear types. 
The first panel: tomas reaches for the can rex hands him. They both look devious “here, hand it over—“ “heh, they’ll never know what hit em!”
“damn right!”
Second panel: a closeup of the can in tomas’ hand. Can reads “ACME. Canned wedgie. Explodes on contact!” 
Panel three: rex excitedly watches as tomas rears back to throw the can at some unsuspecting nerds, but it slips from his paw. “Let’s see if it works!”
Fourth panel: both characters are “poofed” into a couple rough wedgies thanks to the dropped can. Rex struggles with his atomic wedgie, shorts slipping down, while tomas almost jumps out of his shorts due to a sudden shoulder wedgie. “I think it works!”
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Arca @arcalionbehe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Grrr... so you caught me off guard, so what?!" 🤬🪢 Art by the amazing 🎨: @wedgieproto.bsky.social Thank you so much!
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Zeker ( Open Commission ) @zekerpoke22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Halloween drawing of the month giveaway Follow the rules and good luck to everyone ✨ To see who the winner is, I'll make the video from back to front, starting with 3rd place and leaving 1st place for last.
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Arca @arcalionbehe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thanks to my amazing friends @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social and @stellatoasty.bsky.social for the birthday drawings! You guys are awesome and deserve all the "things" 😜 💜
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Gryxin @gryxinguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My little sibling thought they were high and mighty because they beat Pokemon Violet, so I had them do the Academy Ace Tournament with a little bit of a challenge. Poor little Charlie has barely gotten through half of it. Thank you so much @brieflyy33n.bsky.social for making this. It’s so adorable!!
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The Great Milksteak @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Zem, ever the brave kobold,decided to try his hand at adventuring, thinking a contract to clear a cave of bats would be a simple quest for a beginner. Roth would like to disagree... A recent comm I got from @brieflyy33n.bsky.social ! It came out so good!
There are two characters in the foreground of  this image. 

The first is Roth, an anthro bat with a bushy mane of pitch black fur that is a tower of pure muscle. He is built like someone who was locked in a room for a decade with a set of weights and unlimited protein powder. His body is heavily scared, like he shared that locked room with a clan of wolverines. He has bright red eyes that appear to be glowing, especially noticeable in the dark background of the image. His giant wings are furled behind him. His only clothes visible are bits of mangled metal around his wrists and a skull shaped belt buckle. Only his torso up is visible in the image, so it is not clear whether he skipped leg day.

The other character is Zem, a kobold with mustard-ish-brown scales. His horns are a slightly lighter beige color. He is clutching a small brown spell like his life depends on it. He is dressed in a white button up shirt and bright blue jeans, and wearing glasses with square frames - clothes that seem more suitable to accounting than adventuring.

On a good day, Zem could probably reach Roth's knees at his full height. It is not a good day, as Roth has suspended the kobold by the back of his white briefs with one meaty hand, trapping him in a wedgie and bringing Zem both to eye level. As the two lock gazes, Zem looks absolutely terrified, while Roth looks unamused.

The background of the image is mostly black shadows, as Zem wandered into Roth's cave hoping to clear out the bat infestation as part of an adventuring contract. The contract left out a few details...
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Smelly Bear🔞 @smellybear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And here’s the final result! Looks so cool that got a smile out of the burr hehe #furryart #chest #musky
Art of Marky’s chest filled with stickers
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Poor dweeby, ran into Zane again and pinned too his locker….agin….
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🏰Gutter Boy🦇 @ CFF @guitargoyle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We’re doing our eye makeup 💅 Secret Santa piece for @axolotlxtr.bsky.social!!! #art #digitalart #furry #furryart
Digital drawing of Xavs the Axolotl and Junior the Gargoyle all dressed up in their emo/alt/goth/punk fashion, getting ready for a show by doing their eyeliner together, cunted up to the nines.

Xavs is a sea foam green Axolotl with long, sea green hair and purple eyes. Xavs is wearing an orange tank top paired with black and orange Tripp pants that have zippers and orange highlights, as well as black arm warmers with orange fishnets and checkered orange bracelets. Xavs is drawing spiderweb eyeliner under one eye.

Junior is a yellow gargoyle with a fluffy red mohawk and purple eyes. He’s got hot pink tapered stripe markings on his arms, tail, and jawline. His horns are curved and black, and his ears have black floof inside with heart stud piercings and industrial barbells. On his bucktoothed fangs are a set of purple dental braces, with star shapes on the canines. Junior is of course wearing his signature big round black glasses with red devil horns adorning the frames, and he’s drawing winged black eyeliner under one eye. He’s got on a black tanktop and black jeans with red accents on the pockets, zippers down the leg, chains on the belt loops, and a red belt.
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fan art for @butchcity.bsky.social's big bully Tomas! Love seeing them picking on dorks x3
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ArchieMutty @archiefusky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ACK!! "Th-this isn't what it looks like.. can you just pretend you didn't see this, please?" 😖 Gift art from the wonderful @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social #wedgie #furry
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another oc adopt! Lil goober protogen dude £50 pay pal only! Dm if interested!!!
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Tetragramaton @goobingoober.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Very slowly sketching down some doodle ideas I had for Megaplex after getting to meet all the lovely beans out there, Poor @cjtheott.bsky.social never saw me coming as we were scrambling to try and figure out where to meet at for the first night #wedgieart #wedgie #wedgiefur
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guess which little dork gets all the forehead kisses? @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social gifted me these! Murphy being a sexy gift and Lumen being a squealy light fixture. Thank you Alfie, I'm losing my mind here 🩵👊🩲⬆️⬆️
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Tetragramaton @goobingoober.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Live image of local dweeb yeen @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social getting absolutely owned by an outbreak of ghostly gloves assailants! And with one Goober goose on scene to point, laugh, and soon befall a similar fate =w= #wedgie #wedgieart #furry
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A big thank you and I love you to all the new friends I've made, and ones I'll make in the future!!! (Assuming Bluesky actually works today) Winners from the raffle! @zekerpoke22.bsky.social and @ginseyo.bsky.social!
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Smelly Bear🔞 @smellybear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You vs your sona thingy I saw some ppl do #furryart
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love bullies who are in it for the love of the game! They think making nerds squeal by ruining their dweebass tighty whities is PEAK humor! They see the faces and sounds that wet willie evoked and can't help but grin! They can stuff a nerd's face in their armpit while calling them a good friend :D
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Rascal Raccoon @rascalraccoonxiii.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You’re not imagining things! This raccoon is now real! Massive thank you to @lobitoworks.bsky.social for doing some masterful work to make Rascal real and look absolutely fantastic! NSFW content to follow! #Furry #Raccoon #Fursuit
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Dumb Grape🍇 @ginseyo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Comm done for @cjfox.bsky.social!
CJ in a humiliating hanging wedgie, hanging from a pole in the middle of the road
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Day 2 w braces and my teeth can not decide if they feel fine or if I'm dying
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Some cards (and their wrestlers) are just worse than than others xD
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HEY ERM CREATE YOUR OWN FIGHTER CARD…pretty please (Also here’s my one as example idk do whatever) Theirs wins/losses version and a no wins/losses option
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Alfonzo 🧡🍊 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Closed! Thanks to everyone who's supported me :) 2 winners will be picked and I'll reach out to them w sketches <3
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sooo I’m hoping this works if not I’ll be a fool, but yess ask me or tell me is something, anything pretty please ngl.link/toastydom
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Annnnd toastyyyyy is out for the count!!! In todays sparring practice
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Toasty! @stellatoasty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dweeby doodles
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Silas! @brieflyy33n.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I had a lovely opportunity to work with @guitargoyle.bsky.social on a new ref for the little dorky gargoyle we all love~
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Aqua Jet @aquajet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy Underwear Day! Try not to get caught with your pants down 😅 Amazing com by 🎨 @gaocotton.bsky.social with @guitargoyle.bsky.social
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Silas! @brieflyy33n.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Underwear Day, eh?
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