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Thicklikebaconbe

@baconfish.bsky.social
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Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold" Venmo: B_A_Con Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH

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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cartoon Cat Blowing a Kiss
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you're old and perimenopausal at the bar.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU GUYS! 😍 I LOVE HER!
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'all my coworker is singing/humming loud enough for me to hear. I can hear her over the book I'm listening to. I'm fairly certain these types of things cause violence in the workplace.
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Jill Scott as Hazel Rachelle: Are You Serious?
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh perimenopause, why do you insist on random emotional breakdowns when nothing has happened?
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Rep. LaMonica McIver @replamonica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Too many people are struggling with mental health challenges, especially youth, LGBTQ+, and minority communities. This Suicide Prevention Month, we remember those we’ve lost and fight to support those struggling. If you need help, call 988.
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Zach Skellington @zachpennington.com · 18/09/2026
If Ted Cruz went on a Sunday show and advocated for drinking more water and breathing air, I would have to re-think some things. Joking aside, the Protect College Sports Act is very American, in that it protects money. It is not pro-athlete or pro-worker. I'm writing my reps about it.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh and while was waiting to go in for my procedure, my wonderful, amazing husband secured my cauldron crockpot.
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Akane Yamamoto's Haikyuu Love Love Face
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The accident coverage i have doesn't belive that the bill for my quad repair is enough...they need the *actual surgery notes* despite the bill stating "quad reconstruction/repair". The insurance system in the country is so flawed. Especially for women.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another procedure in the books. I now have a referral to pulmonolgy as they saw something in my CT scan that warrants another specialist. Why were none of these things done before? That same thing was visible in my original scan, when I asked i was told they are usually nothing. I'm so very tired.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw a car sticker that said "make heaven crowded". Is this person into human sacrifice? Do they plan to do a mass offering? Like, what the fuck kind of shit to say is that, let alone put on your car?
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hi
Black woman with curly honey blonde hair wears black dress that has a repeating design.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't cold call my fucking desk phone, in the year 2026, at 830a, and ask if you caught me at a bad time because my voice is deep. The fuck.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm supposed to make dinner for my, but I am angry and frustrated. All I want to do is break things while I scream. I need a moment to feel my feelings where I can just fucking be.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Take My Money: Fanning Cash
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I cannot overemphasize how important it is to read this and ignore pretty much every breaking news headline to get a sense of what’s going on here.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Applied for the accident insurance I have been paying for because I had an accident earlier in the year. They denied my claim. Like wtf. These systems do not work. I am so fucking angry.
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If it's my problem, it is most certainly yours. And you know this.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pretty big healing success: I can go up and down (that's the biggie) stairs without toddler stepping. I am so proud of myself!
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Fran Fine's Joyful Spin in The Nanny
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sharing library cards in the digital age is the moral thing to do.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Unrelated, would anyone not in the KC metro, be willing to share their library card with me? I only do digital and audio so no fear of making off with physical media. I would be forever grateful.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you by chance have my voodoo doll, can you give me a fucking break? Like, whatever the fuck I did or said, you earned that shit! I'm not sorry.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm not able to reply, but most likely the results the serum is touting, is for both AM/PM. Unless it is a retiniod of any kind, those are PM only. And to protect your investment use and reapply sunscreen.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I just left a bar where a 1oz pour of a particular Pappy is 350. If you have a bottle (any one, I'm not picky) of Pappy and you're feeling generous, invite me for a taste. I'm very fun, you can ask about me. I can bring delicious snacks. Did I mention I'm fun?
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The 1st blooms of the season for my desert roses.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Felt cute...
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have learned, just today, within the last 10 minutes, that my husband has a cow bell on his kit. It's impossible to be mad about that.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Stewie Griffin Squint Eyes
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 23/07/2026
Roughly 70% of women in heterosexual marriages have changed their last name. That means using their birth certificate as proof of citizenship to vote is not an option. This is not a coincidence — it’s a deliberate effort to suppress Democratic votes. Learn more: demdock.com/4b15Hbw
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She just sent an email, meant for an individual to the entire company. Not just the corporate office, but satellite offices as well. Hammering away at her keyboard 😮‍💨🙄
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This lady at my job is so fucking angry at her keyboard. The clack clack is so damn distracting. Related, the older I get, the more sensitive to sounds I become.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Another provider sent an appeal to BCBS on my behalf. I only found out about it because I got the denial today. It was for the ambulance I had to take after the embolism was discovered. BC refuses to cover it (as I have met my deductible) b/c they don't have a contract with them.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
4th of July weekend accessories ✨️
Black Guillotine earrings
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Old School Punk Librarian @kennethf62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today was a tough PT session. We are going in with stability and strength. I feel beat but I'm finally getting feeling back to that part of my knee. I can't even say that about my c section scar and that shit is 11 yrs old.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love her so much.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Alive. He wants a prize for assisting in the creation of 9(possibly more) children and "taking care of us". He was physically, emotionally and psychologically abusive. He was also a drug addict when I was growing up. I don't fuck with him for real.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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It Was Entirely My Pleasure Octavia Spencer
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Perimenopausal baseball mom things. All I want is for the sun to stop abusing me.
Woman with a neck fan at a baseball game
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I don't remember the last time I was alone. The quiet is going to keep me awake. 😮‍💨
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I can usually get through audio books fairly quickly (I listen at 2x speed, sometimes more) but I've had to pause this multiple times because it is definitely hitting very close. For all the eldest/only daughters, this may resonate the same as it has for me.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Royals day games are better when you have a shady seat. Bout to stumble my way to a gift shop for an umbrella.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dr successfully appealed! Let's see if I can get some relief 😮‍💨 Preauth is still some bullshit though.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Insurance company says no migraine meds for me. Suffering it is😮‍💨
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My husband has decided @ 10p on a Sunday night that drumming is appropriate. Y'all
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Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Your girl went too hard in the paint. I have some regerts, but I had a great time.
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Thicklikebaconbe @baconfish.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Struggled my way into Kauffman. Y'all. The fucking stairs are going to end me.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Public Enemy (Literally) Went Back to School On Political Protest Anthem 'March Madness'
Public Enemy's surprise-released 2025 album didn't get a lot of press, but it's reassuring that they're still fighting the power years later.
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