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Ash, Like the Pokemon

@backthatashup.bsky.social
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enthusiastic reader of books | ADHD is my superpower | perimenopausal witch | occasional baker | muscle mommy in training | they/them cutie

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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"should I put on a bra before my 8 a.m. Zoom meeting?" was something I thought out loud and then immediately wanted to share with the group chat, but I'm realizing the group chat doesn't need every ADHD thought that pops into my head. But you do.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
All that hope from last week, wiped out by these people: Sen. Dick Durbin of Ill. Sen. Angus King of Maine Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada Sen. John Fetterman of Penn. Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of NH Sen. Maggie Hassan of NH
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Something weird is happening. There's an electric feeling that starts in my stomach, travels up to my chest, and out into my arms. My toes are tingling, like my feet want to MOVE. The corners of my mouth are turned up involuntarily. I feel awake, VERY AWAKE.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Lingering trauma from years of on-again, off-again medication due to the complexities of insurance: even though I'm currently medicated for ADHD and thriving, I keep expecting it to be ripped away at any minute.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
A personal thank you to Joe Flacco for joining the Bengals and securing me my first Fantasy win of the season, and he's not even in my lineup. Keep passing that pall to Chase and Brown.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I Had Flawless Skin And Then I Turned 41: A Memoir About Perimenopause
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Trivia picture round last night was about programming language. Host tired telling us 4 was Swift but we all know it's Basic.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Fuck Butker But also I'm taking this as a sign that God also hates Butker.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Trying to turn off my brain with LIB and this season is the WORST. Truly awful casting and I'm only on episode 4. Like, I want to talk to the manager, bad.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Happy to report that I got engaged during my trip to Europe. I will now refer to Josh only as my ✨ financé ✨
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I'd like to thank my bench for consistently outscoring my lineup week after week.
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
Curtis Evans, of Evanston, a military veteran USMC intelligence during President Reagan’s era, carries a U.S. Flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. (Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune)
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Chiefs, Jets, my Fantasy team 🤝 0-2
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"we don't want the algorithm and data to be in the hands of the CCP" Okay but your alternative is it to be in the hands of a fascist government?
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I'd like to apologize to Bengals fans everywhere. I think this is my fault for going with a Burrow/Chase stack. And for threatening to buy a Bengals jersey if Burrow helped me win my league this season.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I knew my fantasy season was screwed when Yahoo rated my team an A+
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Upon further review of this game I would like to apply to be the head coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The play for the Chiefs this season should just be to keep everyone off of Mahomes and let him run the ball himself.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Someone explain to me why Jacksonville would call timeouts to help Bengals clock stop. Did they forget how much a touchdown is worth?
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
love to hit 'em with the 2 Corinthians 11:14-15: "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve".
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
fun thought experiment for your FB friends right now ask them to identify the line where someone's death is considered a loss for humanity versus a boon for humanity watch them squirm
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Damn you'd think Charlie Kirk is Archduke Franz Ferdinand the way even moderately left leaning news is reporting on this. Where was this condemnation when an actual seated politician was assassinated earlier this year?
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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
what a tragedy... that the epstein files have been knocked out of the newscycle
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"violence isn't the answer!" they shout at us as they beat us into silence and subjugation.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I knew witchcraft had to be the answer for 2025.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The amount of cold turd takes I'm seeing on FB regarding a single, worthless dude getting removed from taking up more oxygen and resources from this planet while another school shooting happens on the same day ...
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I just want to go to bed but now I'm cheering for overtime in this Bills v Baltimore game so I can sneak 4 points out of Flowers and win my first week of Fantasy.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Happy First NFL Sunday to all who celebrate
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
*opens app for the first time in 3 months* don't make me regret this
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I do and try a lot of weird shit. But apparently eating foraged mushrooms from a friend who is NOT a mycologist is a line I didn't know I had until today.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Love Alexander Skarsgård as Murderbot, but also did they consider Richard Ayoade?
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The reason I can't afford a house isn't my lattes or avocado toast. It's my obsession with Melo Melo desserts.
Jar of coconut pudding from Melo Melo, retail price $11.99
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Congrats to the Chicago Bears on their new Wide Receiver.
Leo XIV elected as first American pope
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh no I made a post on LinkedIn that went well but now it's gone TOO well and I'm getting Facebook level hate comments.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
You ever just scroll through here and none of the words you see make any sense to you? I recognize them as words but they just don't connect to meaning in my brain.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
They should rename Marketplace Morning Report to "Fuck Around, Find Out"
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Started reading Murderbot (All Systems Red) the other night to get ahead of the show release. So ... it's about a cyborg that has autism? #booksky
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yesterday: Hm, LinkedIn feels like an alright place. Today: *looks at profile with "American Made" in Fraktur Blackletter* 🤮
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
My local NPR station isn't playing on my smart home speaker so I'm listening to WNYC and pretending I live in New York every morning.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If there's one thing I learned from all the sci-fi consumption, it's that the only thing that will bring us together is an existential outside threat. Aliens. We need aliens.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Just returned from the opera and not only do I feel cultured af but also I'm outside of myself watching a new ADHD hyperfixation start in real time as I look up season ticket holder info and picture this becoming my new personality.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Okay, after 5 minutes of scrolling on social media, I hit my limit. If I go any further, I will throw my laptop across the room and start shouting at strangers outside.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My woo-woo bullshit self is really encouraging you skeptics to mark the beginning of July on your calendar for radical shifts in tech and comms. Or you know, like, what's the harm in preparing for a shift?
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
One way to encourage women to have children is by offering better maternity leave, better work from home policies, and better healthcare, but that's not a conversation it looks like corporate America is willing to have.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oblivion Remastered: Some Thoughts 💭 Neat. 💭 Can't wait to see how long it takes for my character to clip through the floor. 💭 Why is this being released when I'm at my most productive? 💭 Damn I wish it was Morrowind. 💭 Wait, isn't Oblivion the worst Elder Scrolls game?
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ugh can you imagine one of the last things you have to do before you die is meet with JD Vance? Guess that's a preview of hell.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I mean I guess kudos to every single Last of Us player who didn't spoil that for me. Sheesh.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Rewatching The Expanse and was reminded of this tweet. Aged well.
Image Sadavir Errinwright from The Expanse with text that says "Gonna tell your kids that this was Elon Musk."
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