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Ash, Like the Pokemon

@backthatashup.bsky.social
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enthusiastic reader of books | ADHD is my superpower | perimenopausal witch | occasional baker | muscle mommy in training | they/them cutie

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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Update on this lil bitch. Got her spayed last week and threw her in a very cozy kitty jail. 7 days in and she started breaking out. Now she has free roam of the office.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Trivia picture round last night was about programming language. Host tired telling us 4 was Swift but we all know it's Basic.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
What's been capturing my attention for the last 3 months, no one asked? Foster failing this kitten that showed up on our porch.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The reason I can't afford a house isn't my lattes or avocado toast. It's my obsession with Melo Melo desserts.
Jar of coconut pudding from Melo Melo, retail price $11.99
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Congrats to the Chicago Bears on their new Wide Receiver.
Leo XIV elected as first American pope
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Rewatching The Expanse and was reminded of this tweet. Aged well.
Image Sadavir Errinwright from The Expanse with text that says "Gonna tell your kids that this was Elon Musk."
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
me and who
Until what age will you be a Sailor Moon fan? With an elderly lady dressed as Sailor Moon.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I know the world is still burning but I'm taking any ounce of happiness I can and am holding on tight. Yes, I did travel to see Sailor Moon Live (again).
Sailor Moon Live on stage.Sailor Moon Live on stage.Sailor Moon Live on stage.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It's a terrible time to be intelligent.
Wild how a 10-minute space ride for Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez is being marketed as "inspiring for women" while actual women at NASA are being laid off and are having their bios erased from the site. It's a terrible time to be intelligent.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
TurboTax really be trying to speak to the elder millennial, DINK, neurospicy, weeb audience with this one.
TurboTax ad featuring a happy cartoon cat with dollar bills swirling around.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Common Side Effects adding to the growing list of flawless animation I've consumed this year. Storyline aside (no notes) I love the intimate and detailed way the animators captured nuanced human expressions and movement without hyper realistic character designs.
Animated woman talking on the phone with a scowl on her face
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy Transgender Day of Visibilty and please remember:
Fix your hearts or die!
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
People don't believe me when I tell them I have some mild form of face blindness but I legit thought this was the same actor until S2 E9 of Severance
patricia arquette as harmony in severance sitting at a desk catherine o'hara as moira rose standing in a black dress
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
POV: it's your birthday and I baked you a cake
Oreo cake
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
These same crybabies pouted and threatened to take down other American companies (Budweiser) over *checks notes* beer. It's never been about free enterprise.
A massive big crybaby says some dumb ass shit about protecting a billion dollar company (Tesla) and protecting a billionaire that doesn't know he exists.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Saw this Severance x Sex and The City mashup idea on Instagram and now everyone needs to see it (and fund it).
I want a severance and Sex and The City mashup called Severance and The City where the 4 girls have to work in Macrodata. 

Samantha gets severed so that her innie can settle down and become a mom, Carrie gets severed to stay with Big and Aiden
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Well I managed to avoid The Horrors for about a week because I binged all 2 seasons of Pantheon (including the last 2 episodes before work this morning). Criminal that this show didn't blow up your feed. Incredible story, hits every note perfectly, never misses.
An animated young woman looks to the right at the words Pantheon.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If you love Parker Posey in White Lotus may I also recommend watching any Hal Hartley film she's in but especially Fay Grim. (bonus Jeff Goldblum)
Movie poster for Fay Grim a film by Hal Hartley starring Parker Posey and Jeff Goldblum
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Post a warning
Sign in a Pittsburgh accent that reads Slow Dahn Yinz Drive Like Jagoffs
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
So sorry to anyone who followed me because of NFL and Chiefs posting. I dip out in the off season and will rise again in September. In the meantime, stick around and enjoy me yelling into the abyss or watch me verbally process every emotion out loud.
Ami about to take a big bite of that hamburger
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Currently playing: Goliathan (2015), Weedeater Sometimes I just need that sludgy shit to get through the morning.
Goliathan Album by Weedeater
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Prediction: Columbia University will cease to exist within a decade. How you gonna come back from being ABSOLUTELY on the wrong side of history?
Columbia University has just suspended expelled and revoked degrees from 22 students for protesting genocide in Palestine.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I see you're trying to get work done. It would be a real shame if something distracted you.
Psyduck mask on a tabby cat looking like a serial killer
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Who's that Pokémon?
Pysduck model kit acting as a mask for an adorable tabby cat
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Thank you but I will not be coming to your Sunday dinner party, I have everything I need right here.
Comfy couch, cat, and The Dispossessed by Ursula K Le Guin
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Fellas, don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess... There was a fish in the percolator!
Can anyone confirm that one of the Chase employees put fish in the office vents? It's kinda a brilliant statement on RTO.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Cautionary tale. If you get a call from an unknown number the night before you pick up a rental car, answer it. They're making sure you're okay driving a giant Ram Frontier, and if you're 5'2" or smaller, you may need a step stool.
5'2" person standing next to a Ram Frontier truck
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
My thought circuit is about to break down
My thought circuit is about to break down Sailor Moon Live on stage.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Good evening. I'm healing my inner child tonight.
Sailor Moon Live on stage in a theatre
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Quotes That Live Rent Free in my Head for $500, Alex.
Hank is quite upset! Rage, I can hear his rage! He calls you a crum-bum! Or maybe a crampon!
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ope, forgot to delete my Starbucks app. Gotta add to those number losses, comrade.
When asked why I'm deleting the app I put "you're anti-union and your CEO sucks"
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The look she gives you .4 seconds before she starts whining for treats.
The most beautiful tabby cat that has ever existed
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Astrology is cheaper than therapy.
Text from co-star app that reads "it's okay to acknowledge that you feel like shit. Just don't wallow."
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
After about 9 months of healing from a strained hamstring, I think I just strained the other one over the weekend.
Hey partner, I'm still alive. I'm just real depressed.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Now reading: The Dispossessed by Ursula K. Le Guin. Laying in bed on a sunny Saturday afternoon, leave me alone.
The Dispossessed by Ursula K Le Guin
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Are men okay? Nevermind I don't care.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Finished reading "The Future Future" last night. I'll freely admit it was a challenging read, something I'm sure is assigned reading in grad school lit courses. Overall, I didn't hate it but I wouldn't recommend it. Beautiful prose but alienating execution. 3/5 #booksky
The Future Future by Adam Thirwell
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Now Brewing: Ethiopian, Basha Bekele Experimental, Washed with Yeast Brew Method: Chemex
Ethiopian, Basha Bekele Experimental, Washed with YeastChemex brewing and orange mug
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Everyone shut up, I have an important announcement to make
Turtle Chips Sour Cream and Onion flavored
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Brunch is served.
Cat sniffing at Pączki, hash browns, eggs, and bacon.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My terminally online ass initially read this as someone shouting "you suck big donkey dick" at the house as they sped by.
Headline that shots fired inside of insurance CEO house
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Thanks to @brusqueball.bsky.social for this reminder
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Here is Bitz doing her favorite activity (besides sleeping or yelling for food). Wall staring. An absolute legend at it.
A tabby cat with no brain cells stares at a blank wall.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Thinking back to how many revolutions around the globe have been live streamed or how many police have been held accountable for violent actions because someone live streamed. And then wondering why Meta would want to slowly remove this feature?
Message from Meta stating that beginning in May, live videos older than 30 days will be automatically deleted.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Why do Germany's political party logos look like they belong on the "GAS - EXIT 115" highway sign?
A grid of Germany's political party logos
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Winter progress of the gun show.
Very small biceps trying to flex in a blank and white dress.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Hey all what's happening? I absolutely peaced out today to hang with friends and go on a date.
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
We call this one a Cinnamon Roll
A tabby cat rolled up on a couch in a perfect circle
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Post a female character that you love
Bobbie Draper from The Expanse doing a bicep curl
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Ash, Like the Pokemon @backthatashup.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Now playing: Marijata. "Released originally on the Gapophone label – it is pure, rootsy, raw, driving African funk music of the highest order." - PAM
An album cover of "This Is Marijata"
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